K first of all I am epicly sorry that I did not update even once through all of february...I'm pretty sure by now you've said "screw this, they take too long" but I promise that probably won't happen again... Through the whole month of march I have promised myself to update every Wednesday and Saturday, which I will try my best to do. And it's not like we're sacrificing qulality for quantity or anything, it's gonna be both...Like qualtity or something...k u can't mix those 2 words together... And please leave a review because I know some ppl think "oh i won't review it won't matter cuz someone else probably will so they won't notice." uh...no. We don't get QUITE that many reviews that we won't notcie if you don't review, so...lol.
One more thing and I will shut up: Please tell us what you would like to see more of in this story. (e.g. Demyx's Diary entries, more yaoi moments (tell us what pairings) more random chaos, etc.) or tell us what you would like to see less of...if anything.
The moment I saw that Calendar it changed our lives forever.
It was a normal Friday in the castle that never was, with everyone cleaning the gutters and sweeping the halls, well almost everyone. Vexen thought it would be funny to fake death to get out of cleaning duties.
"Ah my experiment is complete!" And Vexen pulled out a dummy that looked like him. He threw it in the lounge area and shot it with one of Xigbar's arrow guns.
BOOM
Suppose I am at fault to have ever listened to that moron. Now it's all twisted.
Everyone in the castle jumped "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" Not too long after:
"WHERES MY GUN, EVERYONE IS GOING TO HELL IF THEY DON'T FIND MY GUN!"
Vexen rolled his eyes and portaled to the North Pole to visit Santa.
It was a grave mistake to let them run rampant. I am supposed to be in control.
Once Vexen left, everyone made their way to the lounge area where they saw a very disturbing sight. Xaldin sighed and Luxord rubbed his eyes to make sure it was real. Axel smirked, the Superior finally said something "ok someone get rid of this - AXEL DON'T BURN IT!" but it was too late, the dummy body had been burnt and nothing was left except ash. Xigbar screamed "MY BABY NOOOOOOO" as the gun was beside the body it too had burned. Axel shrugged "Well you said get rid of it…" Zexion spoke up. "Don't you think it's a little suspicious that he didn't fade... and there was no blood coming out of him?" Everyone shrugged, "Nope."
Zexion put his head down and mumbled silently "frak you all."
It was a time to remember, literally, like with all the booze and- oh wait this is supposed to be serious.. I want some rum.
Xaldin shook his head out of the trance and happily announce that dinner was ready.
Larxene yawned as she was the last person to make it to the kitchen. Surprisingly Xaldin was a very healthy chef and made ( threatened with spears) them eat their veggies. As she sat down, everyone started talking about the more important topics of tonight's party.
"Dude Demyx's Christmas party is going to rock!"
"Dammit, someone pass the salt."
It was unexpected and devious; I would have never guessed that it would end this way.
Marluxia was first to finish and he made plans to give everyone the party of their lives, and also revenge...
Once everyone ate, Xigbar thought a moment and decided to get some booze for the party. Luxord helped ( He drank most of them and Xigbar had to buy extra). Xaldin had already done most of the decorating and the food making, it was almost 7:00pm.
"Ok everyone the party is about to start, go out and enjoy your selves, please be responsible and don't drink and drive, stay in school kids... Oh wait…" And everyone pretty much stared at Demyx like the nutty loon he was. After that most made their way to the bar. Marluxia was wearing a black silky shirt and his normal organization pants and boots, Xigbar wore an ugly holiday sweater, the superior and Xaldin wore pj's, Saix was wearing a blue ruffled shirt with laced collars, Demyx wore his reindeer shirt, Roxas wore a heartless shirt. Larxene was dressed beautifully in a black satin dress, with chains ( everyone one was wearing chains with their outfits) and Axel wore a Kick Glass hoodie, of red and gold in it. Zexion was wearing a dress shirt with chains on the tie. Everyone was ready to party. ( Those I didn't weren't naked they were just wearing their coats.)
This is where I have forgotten what this day means anymore.
Marluxia clapped happily as Larxene and he were gossiping about Roxas... (O_O) Xigbar started to put a song on: Last Christmas. He shouted,
"Everyone dance or I shoot!"
Demyx started dancing the hokey pokey. Unfortunately he and Xigbar ended underneath the mistletoe.
"Ok this is awkward."
"KISS, KISS, KISS!" And they had no choice but to kiss, Xigbar took the lead as he held Demyx's waist, he went in slowly and -
"Holy crap the rum is all gone!" Luxord was drunk and soo impaired with the lamp on his head he passed out on the floor, Xaldin dragged his body off the dance floor.
"EGGNOG POWER!" Demyx forgot about the mistletoe and started giving out drinks to everyone. The superior enjoyed being first to have eggnog and Marluxia smirked as everyone except him drank it for he drugged it.
This is the only Day other than my past that I don't remember.
The Superior downed his eggnog. After that his vision was blurred. The only one closest to him was Saix. "My, my you look soo fuzzy puppy!" Xemnas began petting Saix, the Luna Diviner awkwardly stood still. "Umm superior?"
The beginning of an epic experience.
Axel didn't like eggnog so he pretended to drink it and threw it behind the couch. It was time for Operation: FIRE CHAOS!
"Ok everyone get in front the tree!" Demyx started to motion everyone to pose, so the Christmas picture would look nice. Zexion, slightly drunk, set up the Camera. It was time to take Axel's plan into effect.
"3!"
Almost there
"2"
"one-" FLOOOOOOHHH
Burn baby!
The side of the tree started burning as Axel smirked. Everyone didn't have time to react as the picture was being taken, they all sort of smiled liked it was forced. After that Axel disappeared, and everyone panicked.
"AXEL YOU MORON YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!" Xaldin put his fists into balls and started shouting. Zexion passed out from too much drinking. People were drunk and crazy; the party continued to take its course. Xigbar had a few too many, and an awful idea
The best night of my life, and from there on then, every Friday! Oh yeah!
Larxene was impatient and made her way to the Christmas presents ( again), she started opening all of them and people were too drunk and stupid to care (Larxene: more presents for me).
Vexen came back with many presents the Organization members wanted (By threatening Santa and using his elves for experiments) but he literally started freaking out with Everyone drunk and music up loud. Axel portaled back to the party and changed the song, since no one was dj-ing it. He put on a fast dance song and went in the middle of the dance floor to show them who was freakin' epic dance boss. Roxas came back form the bathroom "Axel let me join you!"
"Hell yeah!"
Roxas and Axel started bouncing up and down the walls from the epic beats of the music.
END OF CHRISTMAS PARTY
Christmas FRIDAY START- this is where and how the party turned to Friday O_O
rated F for Vincent LOL
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