One Shocking Surprise: Ice Blue Edition

By: Sheltie

I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: Samui's turn.

Sakura was grumbling since she was tasked with finding the Kumo ambassador. She had checked the hotel where the ambassador was supposed to be checked into only to find that she had never came in that night. So Sakura wasn't happy with playing hide and seek. She decided to enlist the help of Naruto since she knew that he had an uncanny sense at finding people. She got to Naruto's apartment and knocked on the door. She knew the blond was in since he had just returned from a mission and it was a grueling one thus he needed a break.

"Naruto, open up it's Sakura" the pink haired kunoichi called out as she hit the wooden door.

No answer. This irked her even more since she had to find this Kumo ambassador still and Naruto was now impeding her.

"NARUTO, OPEN UP THIS DAMN DOOR NOW!" Sakura shouted as she hammered the door with her fist.

The door was wrenched open and Sakura was about to lay into her teammate when she found that it was Naruto standing there. Nope. It was a blond girl with quite a big bust. Her icy blue eyes glared at her. She was wearing just a sheet to cover her entire body.

"Who are you and what do you want?" the blond girl asked coldly.

Sakura stepped back as the sheer coolness that this girl said and stared at her. She felt her insides freeze by the cold glare alone. But she then regained her bluster.

"Who the hell am I, who the hell are you and what are you doing in Naruto's apartment and dressed like that?" the pink haired kunoichi hissed/shrilled.

"I was in the middle of having a nice time when you came pounding on the door screaming like a wailing banshee" the blond girl said coolly.

Sakura's ire raised at this. How dare this bitch call her a banshee. Oh she was so going to get a knuckle sandwich.

"Where are you my lovely ice goddess?" a familiar voiced called.

Soon Naruto appeared and he was wearing a pair of boxers that looked like he had quickly put on. He stood beside the girl and looked at her.

"I missed you in my bed" he said as he wrapped an arm around the girl's waist and nuzzled her neck.

"Sorry Naruto, but we've been interrupted by this pink haired banshee" the girl said as she leaned her body up against Naruto's body, tilting her head to the side giving him more access to her neck.

Naruto removed his face from the girl's neck making the girl groan at the loss. Naruto sees Sakura for the first time.

"Oh hey Sakura, what's up I thought I had a few days off. Does granny need to see me or something?" he asked.

"Naruto, who is she and why is she dressed like that?" Sakura asked angrily.

If the idiot doesn't have a good reason I'll send him flying breaking Lady Tsunade's record she thought as she cracked her knuckles.

"Oh, this is Samui. I met her yesterday and we had a great time, and well last night we, um" Naruto said faltering at the end as a big blush rose from his cheeks.

"We had sex and Naruto is the best lover I've ever had" Samui said as a smile graced her lips as she remembered last night in Naruto's embrace.

Sakura's jaw dropped. This was too damn unbelievable.

"Yeah, well, um, so Sakura what are you doing here?" Naruto asked rubbing the back of his head.

"Oh, uh. Lady Tsunade sent me to look for the ambassador from Kumo and I need your help to find her" Sakura said.

"Oh" Naruto said.

"Look no further, you've found her" Samui said.

"You're the ambassador?!" Naruto asked shocked.

"I am" Samui said.

"Why didn't you tell me?" Naruto asked.

"Never came up, and besides I didn't feel like talking about it" Samui said.

Sakura was shocked. Naruto had helped her find the ambassador from Kumo. Just not in the way she wanted him to.

"Well I must go and talk to the Hokage. We can continue this after the meeting" Samui said as she walked back into Naruto's apartment.

"Uh, yeah" Naruto said.

"I'll be ready in fifteen minutes, unless Naruto wants to help me" Samui said as she looked over her shoulder and gave Naruto a smoldering lustful look as she swayed her hips in a very seductive manner.

Naruto jumped at this.

"TellgrannythatSamuiwillbelat e" Naruto blurted out then slammed the door in Sakura's face.

Sakura just stood there, not sure what to think or do. Sounds of moaning and water was being heard and she bolt out of there.

What the hell am I going to tell Lady Tsunade? she thought as she made her way back to the Hokage tower.

End

A/N: another one done. I decided to do this one differently. Things were getting a bit stale and I had to change it up. Hope you like it.