Holy fuck I am so sorry! My internet died on me and I couldn't post Monday! I was so fucking pissed, you have no idea! But here's the update, fucking finally!
A few weeks later came to the day Levi and Eren had been dating a month, but neither boys did anything, or planned anything. Eren didn't because to him, one month wasn't anything huge like a year was. And Levi didn't because, unfortunately for him, the bitch from Karanese wanted him that day, which Levi told Eren.
"The Bitch is going to have me this weekend." Was what Levi had actually told Eren. Eren understood what he meant. Levi may have called almost everyone a bitch, but only one person was THE bitch.
"I see." Eren's tone was neutral, but Levi could see the small bit of hurt in his eyes.
"What the fuck is with that face brat?" Levi asked, slightly irritated. He had to admit that he had gotten closer to Eren, to the level of his other friends, much to the junior's shock, but seeing hurt in his eyes because of Levi not being faithful pissed him off. Eren knew Levi didn't believe in the love bullshit, even if he did.
"Sorry Levi. You know I don't like sharing you. And the fact you keep calling her 'The Bitch' makes me wonder why you stay with her." Levi shrugged.
He didn't know why he stayed with her either. She was annoying as hell, but Levi was too damn lazy to end it with her. A weird concept considering he had dumped that newer fling not even a week into that because he found out quick she just wanted a good dick.
That's a lie. Levi knew why he wouldn't dump the bitch. She was fucking crazy. He had tried dumping her before, but it didn't work. He had been warned not to get into a relationship with her, but as usual, he saw it as a challenge and he had a thing about proving people wrong. Unfortunately, he had proven them right and was currently suffering through it until he finally just snapped and broke it off, changing his number and everything. She didn't know where he lived, so that was a plus. So, he was a little lazy because changing his number and texting everyone he wanted to have the new one would be a pain in the ass.
"Don't fucking worry about it." He said as he turned away from the sophomore. Eren furrowed his eyes slightly.
"I can't force you out of a relationship. And I can't force you to only care about me. But..." Eren trailed off before shaking his head. "Never mind, that was going to turn sappy and I know how much you hate that." Levi let out a shallow, quiet sigh.
"Listen, if you want some romantic lovey shit, go find someone else. We've been though this seven fucking times Eren. I'm not going to fucking hold you back from going and finding a guy who will play mushy kissy face with you." He heard a growl and turned to see Eren pretty damn near seething.
"What the fuck Levi! I can get fucking jealous can't I? I'm your fucking boyfriend! I'm in a relationship with you because I want to be. I chose to be with you and besides you having a thing with The Bitch, I'm perfectly fucking happy. I'm a little on the romantic side, but I don't want some mushy Disney shit. We've been over that eight times." Eren crossed his arms over his chest. A thought hit him as he frowned and turned towards Levi.
"Unless... that's your way of saying you don't want to date anymore." Eren's voice sounded completely broken. Eren may not have gotten to know Levi as well as the older teen got to know him, but he really cared for Levi. He didn't love him yet, but he could definitely feel a warm little fuzzy tingle in his heart sometimes when Levi would make a shit joke or say something in French, no matter how vulgar the actual words may be. And the thought of Levi breaking up with him actually hurt.
"What the fuck you shit! No, I'm not fucking breaking up with you. You haven't given me a damn reason too." It wasn't a lie. Levi was telling the whole truth with that. Eren had never given Levi a reason to leave him, or dislike him besides his occasional romantic slip ups. But Levi saw it endearing the way Eren's eyes softened if he talked about something lovey. And though it completely pissed Levi off with the topic, those eyes shined. Levi barely noticed Eren was moving towards him until their lips touched.
"Good." Eren whispered and kissed Levi again, wrapping his arms around the older's neck. Eren and Levi didn't kiss much. They kissed after each date, which they've only had three of, and one other time because Eren was upset because someone had said something about Levi that just drove Eren to edge so far that the kid was actually almost suspended.
And to be honest, Levi wouldn't necessarily mind kissing Eren more, which was really fucking weird. Levi usually hated kissing, but at the same time, his other flings wanted to do almost nothing but make out and cuddle. The cuddling was okay, the making out was not. Half the time they hadn't brushed their teeth and wanted to play tonsil hockey more that actually have lip contact. Eren, on the other hand, wasn't like that. He liked kissing. But normally. Lip on lip, slowly moving together, but nothing else. No tongue, to rough mushing of muscle and flesh, just simple sweet ones that left Levi's lips tingling with the want of more, but also leaving him completely satisfied.
"Get a room!" Eren automatically pulled back and glared in the direction that the call came from, eyes furious and fucking snarling like a damn dog. Levi was also a little pissy because he really was enjoying that kiss damn it! And when Levi had the rare moment of enjoying something, he didn't want it fucking interrupted. Levi glared in the direction the noise came from, and saw it was that uprising player, Jean.
"Halt verdammt nochmal dein Maul Pferdefresse! It wasn't even going in that direction!" The taller sophomore walked over slowly.
"What was that? Is that because you're too much of a pussy to take the next step?" Eren stood from the bench he and Levi had been sitting on. Technically, they were still at school. Eren was waiting for Mikasa to be done with club activities, and Levi was waiting for Hanji because the psycho bitch had managed to convince him to go over for a movie night.
"No, I just happen to respect Levi! Unlike you, I'm don't look for people to fuck around with!" Eren bit out coldly. Jean snorted.
"Whatever. Isn't this your first relationship? So desperate that you will date the first guy that'd offer to spread his legs for you. I bet you Levi's pity dating you." Levi sneered at that. Pity dating? Levi could be a shallow fuck, but he wasn't THAT shallow.
Levi wasn't sure what Eren said next. He had slipped into German. Wait, that was definitely 'dick muncher' in French. That one sounded sort of Spanish. Italian? No, that's Latin. Levi just sort of stared as Eren was rattling off a bunch of curses in the many languages he knew.
"And Marco deserves way better than your cheating ass!" Was the last thing Eren said, definitely in English. Jean growled.
"You're talking to me about cheating? What about you? Levi has how many other relationships going besides you? You're a new, virgin piece of ass. Levi's going to get bored of you and move on. He's either going to fuck you till he's bored, or leave you cause you're too much of a pussy to do anythi-" Jean was cut off with a solid right hook from Eren. Eren was shaking with rage.
"How fucking dare you talk about Levi like that?! He can be an ass, yeah, and he's not faithful. But he's not some kind of sex crazed monster!" Jean turned to send his own punch, but Levi caught it. He glared at Jean and the ash haired sophomore shivered slightly under it.
"I know for a fucking fact you were not just about to hit my boyfriend." Levi said, face stoic besides his eyes that promised a quick trip to the hospital if Jean said another wrong thing. "I know the rumors that go around the damn school. I couldn't give two shits. But if you fucking dare to hit my boyfriend, I can promise that they won't be able to clean your ugly ass face off the fucking pavement." Levi squeezed his hand, making Jean flinched, and then let go, grabbing Eren by his wrist and dragging him away.
When Levi knew they were at a safe distance from wandering eyes, he turned to Eren. The younger teen was shaking. Levi was about to say something, anything, when he noticed the tears on Eren's face. Levi just stared a second before he was engulfed in the brunet's arms.
"Eren? What the fuck are you crying for?"
"That bastard... said..." Eren shivered. "He fucking had the nerve... you aren't fucking like that." That's when Levi really realized why Eren was crying. He was crying because someone had insulted him, not Eren, but himself. Levi sighed.
Eren really cared a lot for him. Levi wrapped his arms around Eren. He only did this with his friends. He didn't give two flying shits when his flings were like this, but his other flings also weren't also his friends. Yes, Eren was his friend, as much as Levi hated to admit it.
"Calm down brat. What he said doesn't fucking bug me-"
"That's not the point!" Eren cried out. Levi was completely baffled by this. He pulled back to look at Eren, happy to see that there was no snot, just tears.
"Enlighten me then. What the fuck IS the point?" Levi cocked an eyebrow.
"He insulted you! I don't care if you care, I fucking care. I'm not going to fucking let someone talk shit about you." Levi saw a look pass through Eren's eyes and he couldn't place it to save his life. Eren slowly moved one of his hands to Levi's cheek. "I know you hate mushy shit, but..." Eren trailed off as he pushed his lips against Levi's once again. Levi didn't respond for a second before rolling his eyes and made an annoyed huff through his nose before he actually responded by kissing back.
Though Levi could faintly taste Eren's tears, the kiss wasn't bad. Was it some stupid cliche bullshit? Most likely. Did that piss Levi off? Not as much as it usually would. Eren made things that would usually piss Levi the fuck off only slightly irritating. They had kissed three times within an hour, that's usually too much contact for Levi, but he didn't mind with Eren.
"There you two are!" Levi growled as he turned to see Hanji running over with Mikasa walking over slowly, a murderous glint in her eye as Hanji's glasses glinted with excited ignorance.
"What the fuck did you do to him short shit?" Mikasa hissed. Knowing her, she could probably smell Eren's tears before they had even originally surfaced. Levi rolled his eyes as Eren started to wipe his eyes.
"He didn't do anything Mikasa." Eren said. Mikasa obviously didn't believe it. "It was Jean, alright? He said something and it pissed me off." Hanji furrowed her eyebrows.
"What'd he say?" She asked, being the nosy bitch she usually is. Eren clenched his fists and jaw. He couldn't say it without either getting pissed the fuck off or crying again. Levi sighed.
"The fucker pretty much said I was using Eren for sex." Eren stopped for a minute before growling low. Mikasa looked to Levi.
"You better not be." And Eren turned on her faster than he did on Jean. Levi and Hanji watched as Eren head butted her, causing her to step back.
"You better not fucking start!" He hissed out. Mikasa glared slightly before she started speaking in a language that Levi didn't understand, but OBVIOUSLY Eren did, because he bit something that sounded pretty damn nasty out in the same language.
"What the fuck are they speaking?" Levi asked out loud.
"Japanese I think." Hanji said, crossing her arms as she watched, reading the situation. To be truthful, Mikasa's comment pissed her off, but she didn't have the chance to say anything. Hanji knew that Levi wasn't in the relationship for sex. He wasn't ever in it for sex. Mikasa should have known that, being the vice president of the PBC and one of Levi's exes.
"Whatever." Mikasa finally said, turning and walking away. Eren growled, yelling something out in German before turning.
"I'm so fucking sorry about her Levi. She's over protective as fuck." Levi clicked his tongue.
"I fucking noticed." Eren sighed as he pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Okay, so since you're going to be with The Bitch this weekend, do you want me to avoid texting you?" Levi shook his head.
"I don't fucking care. The Bitch can shove it up her ass if she has a problem." Eren nodded and smiled lightly.
"Sorry for causing so much drama today around you Levi." The junior just shrugged. When Eren turned to leave, Levi stopped him.
"Hey Eren." The sophomore turned, but before he could speak Levi's lips were on his in a quick peck. Eren just stood there dumbfounded for a second. "I'll text you later." Eren smiled wide as he pecked Levi back.
"Text you later." And he turned and ran up to his sister. Levi sighed softly.
"So..." Hanji started, causing Levi's eyebrow to twitch. Fuck, he forgot she was there for a minute. " You like him." She said with a knowing smirk.
"Of course I do. I wouldn't be fucking dating him if I didn't." Hanji shook her and and tsked.
"No no Levi. You LIKE like him." Levi's eyes narrowed.
"I don't fucking love him."
"Right." Hanji said, dragging out the 'i' and nodding, obviously not believing him. Levi growled and kicked her in the shin. Hanji laughed a bit before they headed to her house for movies.
Halt verdammt nochmal dein Maul Pferdefresse= Shut the fuck up horseface!
I HATE when I have something I want to get to in a story, but have no clue how to get there. I mean, this is just... this has turned into a cluster fuck. I still like writing it, don't get me wrong, but the last few chapters just haven't really written themselves like the others have. It doesn't feel as smooth. And I had said I wasn't a professional at 'breaking players' before, and I'm proving it right now by just having them naturally fall for each other... oh well. I just hope you all still like it.
