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We also got a another review from guest Didi: "Thanks for trying to shed some "dark light" on that. It... not really helped but I understand it now. A horrible thought just came to me though: what I Moonlite has only seen the movies?" Your welcome, I was happy to try and help. As for your horrifying thought... God, I hope not.
21….The Big Battle fight
Kornos came on the hill like a ferris monster but like 666 times sexier. *in falsetto* Ha! I said 666! That makes me edgy! He was wearing black and gold armer that was all ripped That doesn't sound very functional.. so you could see his kortz (thats like a white crystal) pale mussles. You mean, they were semi-transparent? That's not really sexy, seeing all the yucky inside parts of a person through their skin. He waved a sythe lawnmower mencingly. "I WILL KILL ALL YOU FUCKING PREPS!" He yelled, I was horrorfied at this cause obvious I was not a prep Seriously? That's what you took offense to?! cause I was wearing ripped black skinny jeans and a lether jacket with a skull zippar and dark eyeliner the color of cresent moon earrings and skull earrings to reprasent the monsters I kill.
But then all the monsters ran towards me! I pulled out Agamemnons sharp blade and castigated a monitar, it screemed in solid pain. Then I grabbed a big ax that was laying by a tree I guess we can add "theft of axe" to Flavia's rap sheet. and cut him in small peaces.
"KAWAAAAAIIIII KAWAAAAIIIII" Yelled a empusa in japanse ...what. but I shot a arrow in its heart and I knew it was dead. Somebody shot an arrow at me but it bounced off cause I was wearing tiger skin! That's... that's not how it works... I turned to see it was standing there…..KRONOS! "You bastard prep fucker" I said throwing my ax at him but a telakine got in the way by mistake an it cleeved him in halfs.
But then Percy came running with his big sword Ruptide that was acutely a pen, "Die Kronos!" He yelled sexly stabbing Kornos in the ankles. Pffft. That's just pathetic. How did you ever defeat this guy the first time?
"No you bastard!" I yelled but it was too late, Kornos yelled THE BIG WORD! Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?! It was undiscribabble so I cant write it down Cop out! but it was the worst word anyone ever heard in the life an 6 hunteresses droppd dead just cause they heard it. Only six?
Kornos laughed meanly, "That was the first haf of the word of I find the other half I will kill the gods in Olympics an I will be INVISIBLE no one can stop me" Gasp! Not invisible! Then he misted away. Hey, why did he even attack Flavia in the first place? It just seems like a waste of time.
There was no time to fight with him cause there was too many monsters, I shot a whole bunch of them dead with bows and arrows. Then all my arrows were run out so I satbbed them with Agamemmon and swung Telmelchus with dead force and cut monsters into many size peaces. I took the ax and cut a lot of monsters cause I was spinning ina circle really fast, when they were all dead I derided I would keep this ax and I named it Akilles. (geddit like "I kill dese") You have just taken a sort of cool name, and sucked out all of the awesome just by making that pun. It was a mighty weapon marked from monster blood on the handle which was black lether an the blade was all silver with a cresent moon and a Artmeis sign. How the f**** does she keep finding these random thematically appropriate weapons?!
Then there were no monsters left cause the corpuds all turned into dust and was sucked into Tarterus like a vacum cleaner of death. Vacuum Cleaner of Death. I would watch a B-list horror movie about that. I saw something on the ground, it was Albaster exept he was Dead. What?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I was happy cause the monster claws ripped his jacket, under it I could see a hollister shirt, he was a prep all the time teh stupid poser. *sob* That just makes me like him more! *cries* Anyways he was dead an I didn't like him anymore but I cryed one single silver tear cause we made out that once I burned his corpus. YOU MANIACS! YOU KILLED HIM! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALLL TO HELL!
Suddenly there was a sliver glow in the sky, everyone stopped and looked at it an it was the silverest light in the world. I knew right away it was…..Artmeis! Where the f*** were you when Alabaster died you bitch?! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU ALL! LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING ANYMORE BECAUSE IVYBASTER WILL NEVER COME TO BE!
*sniffle* Alabaster's funeral will be held in the next chapter. Please, if you wish to honor the dead prepare a brief eulogy and post it in the reviews. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to curl up in the fetal position and contemplate my own inevitable mortality.
