Woo hoo! I'm back! I'm sure you missed me. Or maybe you were glad I was gone. I was at a leadership convention, and my hotel had no Wifi (and I'm pretty sure they didn't clean the beds because in the middle of the night, I discovered a spoon was sleeping with me. Hmm..

This prompt is by Hyperandproudofit. Thank you! Eternal thanks!

So, I was just browsing my email because I was bored. I started counting... 42 story alerts, 32 Favorite Stories, and 71 reviews! Holy cow, I feel faint! I must be hallucinating! My exclamation marks are probably making your head hurt! Anyway, thanks guys!

A while back, I got a PM from somebody (Niff4ever) saying that she wanted to translate my story into German. I almost forgot! If I wasn't too clear in the reply, then yes, I would absolutely love it if you translate. You have my permission! 1000 percent of it!

World's longest Author's note, I know. For those of you Don't Take Me Apart readers, I haven't forgotten. I just need to get my book back from the library (interesting story behind that...). It is not a dead story yet!

If you have any prompts for this story, my other stories, or an idea for a new story, I will probably use it!

For those of you wondering the song from last chapter, it wasn't really one. Imagine... the Campfire Song Song from Spongebob. Or just a ukulele playing furiously in the background while Nick and Jeff shout the lyrics at Sebastian.

Kurt looked at the chess game board, looking very puzzled. "I think you've got me cornered," he said finally, scratching his nose. Suddenly, a look of realization dawned upon him.

"Wait... A... Second," he muttered slowly, a grin stretching out across his facial features. He moved his queen two spaces to the left.

"Checkmate."

Blaine blinked. "What? That's- that's not-" his eyes raked over the board. "How did you do that?"

Kurt just smirked at his boyfriend. "So, what kind of game do you want to play now?" he asked.

Blaine thought for a moment. "Well, we haven't played Scr-"

"How about a love game?" Jeff said, semi-smoldery, crouching in the window. Nick, who was right behind him, facepalmed.

He could always tell when Jeff was trying to sound sexy because he looked like a llama with a soda can shoved up its lower esophageal sphincter. Or an empty bottle of shamoo getting squeezed really hard. Either way, it was not attractive.

Before any of the three boys could comment on that, thought, Jeff plugged his iPod into Kurt's speaker, and upbeat background music began to play.

Jeff started singing,
"Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!"

Nick joined in, grinning. He had been the one to suggest such a great song to sing if Klaine played any type of game.

"Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!"

Kurt gritted his teeth. This was one of his favorite songs, and yet being serenaded by it made it somewhat more unlikable.

"I wanna kiss you
But if I do then I might miss you babe
It's complicated and stupid
Got my butt squeezed by sexy Cupid!"

Jeff picked up a long, thin lamp, much like the one from Lady Gaga's music video. Nick grabbed it and pretended that it was a microphone.

"Guess he wants to play,
Wants to play
A love game
A love game..."

Blaine stared on. How on earth had they been able to find such an inappropriate song about a game?

"Hold me and love me
Just want to touch you for a minute
Maybe three seconds is enough for my heart to quit it,"Nick then started to do some very Michael Jackson-esque dance moves.

"Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick,
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
Don't think too much,
just bust that kick,
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!"

Nick and Jeff pushed the bed that Kurt and Blaine were sitting on is circles. Kurt looked horrified, amused, and a little bit frightened, all at once.

"I'm on a mission,
And it involves some heavy touchin' yeah.
You've indicated your interest,
I'm educated in sex, yes.
And now I want it bad,
Want it bad."

Jeff grabbed the lamp again and started dancing on it like a stripper.

"I can see you staring there
from across the block
with a smile on your mouth and your hand on your-"

Nick cut in. "Ahem!"

"Let's play a love game,
Play a love game
Do you want love or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Dans le love game?"

The story of us it always starts the same with a boy and a boy and a-"

Jeff cut in this time. "Ahem!"

"And a game!
And a game
And a game
And a game
A love game!"

Rachel burst into the room. "I heard music and-" she froze, noticing Nick and Jeff, both of which were on the lamp by that time.

"Did you hire strippers again?"

What do you think happened the first time Kurt and Blaine hired strippers? Review and let me know! Song: Lovegame, Lady Gaga. Prompts are worth 525,600 klisses!