Samui: Cool, I'm in the lead.
Anko: Tsk that doesn't mean you're going to be in the Harem. You're only in it because you have monster boobs!
LS67: Monster boobs is such a harsh term to describe such an ample bust... Perhaps valley of softness?
Anko: You bitch, you're cheating on me!
Kurenai: How did I fall so far? I was on top, and now look at me!
Anko: The fans have realized you are destined for another. Besides, Kit kun can't have all the honeys!
LS67: To all my fans, I think it's about time I ended the poll. I know who will be in the harem. There will be eight lovely ladies paired up with Naruto. Instead of just telling you, I'll let the story tell you!
Anko: Can we still do the commentary LS kun? Please?
LS67: How could I say no to such a pretty face?
Anko: Yay! Someone wants patty cake.
LS67: I would like patty cake very much.
Naruto: HEY! Hebi chan is MY harem wife!
LS67: We can share her! You're going to have so many open ended relationships anyway!
Anko: I feel so loved!
LS67: I love you Hebi hime!
Anko: Kawaii!
Naruto: Just get on with the show dammit!
"There are nine levels of power..." (Speech)
"Rin, Kyo, Toh, Sha, Kai, Jin, Retsu, Zai, and Zen." (Thoughts)
"This is the Silent Way of the Mystic-Knights, the Moonlit Path of the Shadow-Warrior,
the Invisible Assassins of Feudal Japan, the NINJA." (Bijuu or higher Deity)
This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto, the True Shinobi. (Narration)
True Shinobi
The star kissed night sky graces Konohagakure with a veil of mystery, but none more than the old Konohagakure. The mokuton enchanted trees gleam violet in the light of the half moon and proved the perfect cover for a shinobi/kunoichi. It is in the old Konoha, that we find Naruto, Amira and Apollo joined in a meditation circle, well triangle in their case, with a red quartz crystal ball in the center. The trio were deep in their meditation, each channeling certain kinds of chakra inside their bodies. Apollo channels the natural heat in the air into his body, deep red and orange embers burn off his body. Amira channels both heat and atmospheric electricity into her body, ember sparks and crackles of light blue electricity dance off her body. Naruto channels the night wind around his body in a whirlwind, seemingly having the most difficulty. The whirlwind would lean too fat to one side, until Naruto centered it as best he could. Suddenly, the whirlwind becomes too chaotic and explodes, before being sucked inside the crystal ball, a small twister forms inside it. Even with his years of fuuinjutsu training, Naruto stares boggled eyed at the crystal orb.
"Naru chan, it's about time we showed you the next stage in fuuinjutsu; Shoton (Crystal Release.) Shoton is a rare nature manipulation that can crystallize any physical material, rendering doton, suiton and even mokuton useless. However, there are a few flaws to Shoton, one flaw being it cannot crystallize raw energy or chakra, the other being its weak against raiton and ototon (Sound release). Now the reason why combining Shoton with fuuinjutsu is genius, is because while Shoton is limited to physical materials, fuuinjutsu can seal just about anything." Amira says, her hands twisted with her fingers crossed on the inside with her thumbs touching. A sky blue chakra leaks from Amira's throat and forms a sky blue halo.
"Shoton: Fuka kaze. (Crystal release: Wind Sealing Method?)" Amira proclaims, sky blue kanji for her words literally fly from her mouth and into the crystal ball. The kanji wraps around the twister inside the crystal before turning it into white crystal stones. Apollo walks up, picks up one of the stones and tosses it at one of the trees. Upon impact, the crystal shatters, unleashing a gust of wind that blows all the leaves off the tree. Amira walks over to the crystal ball, all the while going through hand seals.
"Shosen no jutsu." Amira chants mentally, healing green chakra pours from her hands. She touches the crystal ball, infusing her healing chakra with the crystal ball. From the crystal ball, green crystal stones pour from the crystal ball. Picking up one of the green stones, Amira tosses it to Naruto, who catches it effortlessly.
"It's a crystallized Shosen, just channel some chakra to your teeth and take a bite out of it. It has the same effect as the Shosen, I'd say that stone can heal incisions." Amira says. Naruto seals the green stone away and walks over to the crystal ball, gazing into at the fuuin arrays inside the crystal.
"Dang kaasan, sealing arrays, that leads to converting seals, that leads to tsuchi manipulation seal that leads to kaji manipulation seals! The work of a true master at work, and you're saying I'll be able to do this?" Naruto asks with a mischievous grin plastered on his face, just thinking of all the chaos he could cause with crystallized nature chakra!
"Pfft this is far too advanced for a fuuin user of your level. The reason we started passing out our scrolls, is because we've discovered a better way to store our jutsu and chakra; crystals are a girl's best friend!" Amira says, crystals appear from her eyes via henge. Apollo and Naruto just sweat drop at Amira's greed; only thing she loves more is candy. Apollo unseals a box of Yokan and tosses it to Amira, who eagerly catches, opens and devours the sweet treat.
"I tell ya, you Eastern folk sure do know how to make some candy!" Amira says, cheeks flush and hearts in her eyes via henge. Apollo can't help the chuckle that escapes him; Amira could be so damn cute sometimes.
"Why show me this if I'm not ready? I'm more than ready, I'm awesome!" Naruto yells with determination! He had come a long way in the four years he spent with the Alexandros clan; he was easily a Prodigy at Fuuinjutsu. Apollo shakes his head in disapproval, he focuses chakra into his index finger and draws a kanji for Katon: Hibashiri (Fire release: Running Fire) in the air. The kanji begins to spiral in on itself, before a ring of fire burns in air above Apollo's finger. Naruto stares in wonder at the sight, to perform a ninjutsu without hand seals was unheard of! Apollo directs the Katon: Hibashiri at the crystal ball, which seals the flames inside the fuuin arrays. The crystal ball converts the Hibashiri into red crystal stones.
"What? But how... That's... Brilliant." Naruto huffs, folding his arms.
"As you know, the ranks of Fuuinjutsu users goes: Noob, Rookie, Average, Prodigy, Legend, Master, Sage, and Shaman. You are currently a Prodigy, something to be commended for one your age, but Shoton Fuuin is a Sage level kata. Sketching fuuin with chakra alone is a Master level kata." Apollo explains.
"Alright I get it. Just means I have something to aim for I guess. Still, can I have some crystallized jutsu please kaasan?" Naruto begs, using the patented foxy eye with pout.
"The crystal ball has many fuuin arrays inside of it designed to not only keep it safe, but keep our jutsu safe. The crystal ball can detect what level a fuuinjutsu user is and if you're below Master, it will be nearly impossible to fuuin even one jutsu. So good luck, your otuosan and I are calling it a night, right Apollo kun?" Amira says, adding a hint of seduction to Apollo's name. Naruto shivers, knowing full well what THAT meant. Apollo rises to his feet, grabs Amira by the hand and the two walk to their cabin, flirting and giggling perversely the entire way. Even with his four years of training to control his mind and emotions, Naruto couldn't resist the urge to jump with excitement!
"Dattebayo! I cannot believe this!" Naruto yells, examining the crystallized wind chakra, seeing the small twister inside the crystal give off a white gust of wind. Walking over to the crystal ball, Naruto picks up one of the katon stones, only to flinch from the intense heat and drops it.
"I see what kaasan meant when she said it protects our jutsus. It must reject any foreign chakra signature besides the one who made it." Naruto analyzes, watching the Kyuubi's yokai heal the burns slower than usual. Naruto sighs deeply,
"Man I can't understand any of the fuuin arrays inside that damn crystal ball! If the damn stones cause damage with a mere touch, I don't want to know what would happen if I tried to force my chakra into it." Naruto groans. Fuuinjutsu was the one thing Naruto had that made him feel... Like he mattered. Fuuinjutsu are one of the more complex and difficult form of ninjutsu to learn. It is known, by the oldest of Fuuinjutsu Sages, as the keychain of the universe. Inside Konohagakure, no one of his age group knew anything about fuuinjutsu, aside from the basic storage fuuin. Fuuinjutsu was his thing, it felt so right and it came almost naturally to him.
With a sigh, Naruto makes two hundred Kage Bunshin,
"Alright troops, I want twenty five of you to practice Konoha Senshin no jutsu (Leaf Concentration); you will be team Konoha. Team Konoha Katta (Leaf Cutter) will consist of fifty and will practice cutting a leaf in half with fuuton chakra. Team Shippuu (Gale) will consist of one hundred and will practice the Fuuton: Reppuushoo (Wind release: Gale Palm) and Team Soyokaze, you will practice the Soyokaze; I want a mid to high level twister made by the time I awaken. Get to it!" Naruto demands. The Kage Bunshin all salute before they break into their assigned groups and begin their tasks. With his Kage Bunshin off working on his usual midnight training, Naruto sits in full lotus and starts to meditate,
"AHHHHHHHHH AMIRA CHAN, MY LOVE, PLEASE HAVE MERCY!" Apollo screams from his log cabin, just before dazzling flames shoot from the cabin and instantly sets it ablaze. Out of the flames, Amira walks with a strong and deadly stride, Apollo being dragged by the collar. Her amethyst eyes burn with the crimson flames of rage! Naruto looks at the scene in horror.
"That bastard really did it... He put me in the fucking CRA!" Naruto roars outraged!
"That's not all he did, tell him NOW..." Amira demands with an eerie overtone. Apollo cowers under Amira's glare,
"I-I made a deal with Takigakure (Village Hidden by a Waterfall), to sell them some of our, or more importantly MY jutsus for their Jinchuriki, one Fuu. Nothing above C rank of course, a guy's gotta have his secrets." Apollo says , but the scowl on Amira's face doesn't leave.
"Tell him everything." Amira demands, causing Apollo to gulp.
"I-I-I may have included in the deal, that Fuu would be your bride." Apollo says, poking his fingers together. There is a pause as everyone digests the information,
"So you pretty much just set me up with an arranged marriage?... Is it to let to get a divorce from you otousan?" Naruto asks with a dead tone. He wanted to hear his adoptive father say it again.
"I was wondering the same thing." Amira says. Apollo seems to take offense to her words.
"You know as well as I do we're joined by the soul! There is no separating for us and besides, I only added that part to seal the deal. Fuu will official be adopted into the Alexandros clan and if you two hit it off during, well that's just a bonus." Apollo says with a shrug. Naruto still didn't like the idea of selling Jinchuriki, selling people!
"How did you even arrange all this?" Naruto asks. It had always bugged him how his adoptive father seemed to know everything beforehand, but then again he is a fallen tenshi.
"If you must know, I have one of our clansmen posted in every Shinobi nation; I like to stay informed about foreign nations." Apollo explains.
"Speaking of, how come I've never met our clansmen? Aren't they tenshi like you and the rest of the clan?" Naruto asks, there were still things he didn't understand about his adoptive family, but being from another dimension can do that.
"Well they're tenshi, but they're more like my personal soldiers. I say that because I created them in a sense." Apollo explains nonchalantly, as if creating living, breathing beings is the easily thing. Naruto stared bugged eyed at Apollo, creating people? Does... Does that mean...
"Angel chan... She's..." Naruto asks stunned, but Apollo doesn't let him finish his statement.
"She's a thirteen year old girl yes. Look it's not that hard, I mean humans make people ALL the time. All I did was make the adults out of tenshi chakra and have Amira chan construct their bodies. Once they were made, they took on a life of their own and had children. I like to think of the adults as my alter egos and the children as alter babies." Apollo explains. Naruto stares blankly at Apollo, trying to digest all the information he heard. Thank Kami, Apollo had him read up on psychology, so he at least knew what alter egos were.
"So Dante, Rose, Evangela and all the other adults in our clan are just your alter egos? Can they take you over like in the scrolls?" Naruto asks a mile a minute.
"Yes and no, now enough about my awesome past, where my army of alter egos would devastate the lower dimensions with the flames of chaos, destroying both oni and tenshi alike! Mwhahahahaha it was magnificent." Apollo says with an insane grin, Naruto slowly backs away from him, not liking the look on his face.
"Yeah, Naru chan you might want to call it a night. Your otuosan is... Flashbacking to his glory days, this could take a while." Amira says with a sigh, sitting next to her husband; knowing there was no snapping him out of it. Naruto pulls his hair and screams,
"WHY IS THIS FAMILY SO DAMN WEIRD?" feeling some of his bunshin dispelling, granting him with the knowledge they acquired during their short life, Naruto heads to his family cabin and heads to his room on the second floor. Despite the small exterior of the cabin, the interior is huge, the use of weird fuuin Apollo calls "Expansion Spacial" fuuin makes it where the log cabin has three floors instead of one. Naruto's room is rather small, but cozy. On his wooden walls is a poster of the Konoha symbol, in one of the corners is a gama alarm clock on top of a single dresser, inside said dressers are fuuin that keep all his clothes sealed and out of sight. After Angel took all his underwear and hung them from the Hokage Monument, Naruto decided placing his clothes inside a fuuin was a wise idea. In fact, Naruto had all his personal items, minus his bed, inside a fuuin. True, his room looked barren, but that suited him just fine. Hopping into bed, Naruto throws the covers over him and passes out due to the information overload from his bunshin; it was one of the only ways he could actually go to sleep.
It's early morning, the sun has just rise to shine its light on both the new and old Konohagakure. The rays from the sun shine into Naruto's room, disturbing his dreams of defeating Apollo with the use of Shoton fuuin. Angel stands over his bedside, fully dressed in her newest attire: a black vest, with a fishnet shirt underneath, a yellow chest plate with shoulder pad thundercloud designs, shin and forearm guards, black skin tight Capri and matching battle skirt and two scrolls strapped to each leg; one yellow, one green, one black, and one purple. Her kunoichi heels were yellow. Picking Naruto up from his bed, Angel drops him roughly on the ground.
"Get your ass up Naru kun! We have to do our morning routine before team meetings! Kurenai sensei is a monster! She put me in a genjutsu so real, I thought I was a child again... I was shitting on myself and going peepee in my pants... Anyway we need to up our training!" Angel demands, kicking Naruto in the gut.
"Alright, alright I'm up geez..." Naruto says with a yawn, getting off the floor and stretching before he looks at Angel and whistles.
"Well looking good Angel chan. I like the new look, say how did they get the chest plate to perfectly match your bust?" Naruto asks with a perverse blush; even Naruto had his moments. Angel giggles, not really minding Naruto's blatant gaze.
"We had to pay extra for that, don't worry Naru kun, we got you one two. Apparently, there was an incident at Apollo and Amira's cabin and they needed to get clothes. You're now looking at the official Alexandros clan uniform!" Angel says with glee; words couldn't describe how awesome she felt in her new attire. Naruto dashes past Angel, down the stairs and into his living room, where his outfit lay on the table. The outfit is a black jumpsuit, with a orange chest plate and the same spiral found on Jonin flak jackets is etched in the back with shin and forearm guards. Not only that, but a long green scroll stands vertically against the wall with a note attached,
"For my Naru chan, inside the green scroll, you will find the crystallized jutsu we made; they're safe so don't worry. We've also sealed inside some ration bars, some extra clothes, a few sets of kunai, shuriken, a dagger and plenty of rice paper. Love kaasan :)"
Naruto chuckles before he heads back upstairs to the bathroom to wash up. Angel smirks mischievously, before she walks over to Naruto's clothes and seals them inside her black scroll. Dashing up the stairs, Angel heads to Naruto's room and opens the drawers, only to see nothing. With a huff, Angel tries to think of where he could have hide them.
"Oh Naru kun, you're so naive and that's what I love about you! Fuuining all your clothes into one big scroll; just like a boy cehehehehehehe." Angel snickers, pulling a hairpin from her hair and focusing chakra into it.
"Kunoicih are master thieves, whether it's a man's heart or his clothes, nothing is sacred to the Kunoichi!" Angel says mentally, pressing the hairpin on the drawer, a puff of smoke erupts and a huge scroll is revealed. Strapping the scroll on her back, Angel activates a fuuin etched into her vest and seals the scroll. As if on cue, Naruto walks out his bedroom bath, clad in only a soggy towel.
"Dammit Angel chan, not again, I thought we were above this!" Naruto roars, instinctively using shunshin to disappear in a puff of smoke and reappearing behind her and grappling her in a lock submission.
"Naruto, you animal! Pressing all that against lil ol me." Angel purrs, slipping out of Naruto's grasp, giving him the V sign and vanishing via jinton shunshin.
"Dammit why did otuosan have to bestow Evangela with jinton chakra? Oh well, this isn't the first time I've had to run around in my prime." Naruto says mentally, before he sniffs the air for the slightest trace of Angel. Using a shot of yokai, Naruto gets a whiff of Angel's chakra just a few miles away from the old village.
"Damn she moves fast!" Naruto says mentally, before he vanishes in a whirlwind.
Deep in the woods leading to new Konohagakure...
Angel glides from tree to tree, her mission clear in her mind. Get Naruto to run around in the nude before she had her team meeting; giving her at least one hour to cause him hell! Sensing the familiar presence of Naruto's fuuton shunshin, Angel changes course and evades Naruto.
"You better hurry up and catch me Foxy kun, what will the villagers think when they see you like this?" Angel taunts, giggling like a mad woman. Naruto grits his teeth in fury, trying to pounce on the thieving kunoichi, who just smirks. When Naruto grapples her, he phases right through her like a phantom.
"Fucking Bunshin no Justu, the one jutsu I can't use; Angel chan, you clever, clever girl." Naruto says with reluctant respect. A shimmer in the background next to Naruto, reveals Angel, who throws her Kakuremino (Magic Cloak of Invisibility) off and dashes towards new Konoha. Pumping chakra into his legs and feet, Naruto rockets off the tree and races towards Angel at an alarming rate. Once Naruto is within range, Angel uses the kawarimi to replace herself with a leaf. Naruto stops on a dime and scans the area for Angel's presence.
Naruto puts his hands before the lower part of his breast. His middle fingers are straight and touch at the tops, pointing forward. The other fingers are bended and touch at the upper two phalanges. The thumbs point towards him and touch at the tops. (AN:If it helps, think of this hand seal as Naruto making a heart with his middle fingers pointing up, try it; who knows what it could lead to.) Channeling chakra into the center of his forehead, Naruto opens his shingan (mind's eye) and scans the area.
"Gothcha!" Naruto says mentally with a smirk before he vanishes in a poof of smoke. Appearing next to her, Naruto lunges out at her, but Angel uses his out stretched arms as a springboard and jump over him before she takes off via jinton shunshin with Naruto right behind her vanishing in a whirlwind. Appearing a few miles, just outside the entrance to New Konoha, the two genin are in battle of dominance. Naruto holds Angel in a full nelson, wrapping his legs around her waist to avoid getting kicked in the groin.
"Don't make me search every fuuin on your clothes and body Angel chan, where are my clothes?" Naruto asks, unintentionally sounding husky and sending a shiver down Angel's body.
"You know you'd like that wouldn't you? Taking off my clothes, so you can have your way with me. The boner on my back says it all, ero kit." Angel giggles. Naruto looks at her puzzled until it finally clicks in his brain; he is naked!
"AH I-uh that's not.. Ur j-just give me back my clothes!" Naruto demands, face red with embarrassment and a bit of lust. Angel takes a sexy stance and gazes at Naruto's prime.
"My my how times have changed. Good for you Foxy kun." Angel says with a giggle. Naruto tries to cover himself with his hands, but to no prevail.
"HA I win Angel chan, I'll just use a henge to make an illusion of clothes! Henge!" Naruto exclaims, a puff of smoke erupts from beneath him and blankets, before revealing Naruto still naked but with a thin layer of smoke over his prime.
"What the hell?" Naruto asks puzzled as to why that didn't work; it normally worked.
"Yeah that would be me. I kind of disturbed your chakra flow at the moment you used the Henge and it caused the jutsu to dispel; I'd say that smoke will last... And now it's gone." Kyuubi says with a foxy grin, the smoke around Naruto's prime disappears as he covers it with his hands.
"It too Kyuubi?" Naruto asks, only to hear the Bijuu roar with laughter... Naruto was out of options... Turning to Angel, all he sees is a after image of her with the V sign. Naruto continues to use the shingan to track Angel, who is heading for his team's training ground. To Naruto's surprise, his team is already there, apparently waiting on him. Looking to the sky, Naruto uses the sun to determine an hour had gone by since their chase; they both had team meetings! A whirlwind whirls around Naruto, who visualizes the Third Training Ground and vanishes.
Third Training Grounds with Team Seven...
"You know, I may not be one to talk, but it's kind of annoying that Naruto is later than I am." Kakashi whines, he had to get up three hours early just to visit Obito's grave and make it on time. Even Anko was a bit irritated, she had to dig into her emergency Dango just to keep from tracking him down and dragging him here, painfully of course.
"Naruto baka, keeping us waiting! I bet he's doing something perverted with that Alexandros girl." Sakura says, sitting next to one Uchiha Sasuke, who wasn't paying attention, until Angel was mentioned.
"Angel is a kunoichi, she wouldn't degrade herself with an urchin like the dobe." Sasuke says.
"Tsk don't hate Sasugay, we all know you're hot for Naruto." Dontez jokes, earning the ire of Sakura and Sasuke. Before anyone can comment on that, Angel appears and unseals a huge scroll on her back.
"Anko sensei, would you be a dear and take this for me?" Angel asks, handing the scroll to Anko before leaving via jinton shunshin. Anko looks at the scroll puzzled, while the rest of team seven just look confused about the whole situation. No more than a second later, Naruto appears in a gust of wind, his usual entrance, except for one huge detail.
"OMG He's... He's..." Sakura panics mentally, her young mind shattered by the very mature situation.
"HUNG! Do you see what's he's packing?" Inner Sakura screams, hearts bulging from her eyes. This line of thought caused a mental breakdown for her and she passes out from the stress.
"Seriously Angel chan? I thought we were above this!" Dontez screams.
With Team Eight...
Team Eight was currently in their training ground, number fifty five. It's similar to training ground three, but there was no lake, just a mass forest. Inside said forest, Team Eight, consisting of Hyuuga Hinata, who has three senbon stabbed into her forearm. To the untrained, it was nothing serious, but those that know the human body, the spots hit were the LU (Lung Meridian) points number three, four and five, effecting her lungs and breathing, making it that much harder to outrun Genma. Kiba and even Akamaru had senbon stabbed into every rib on the right side and one managed to hit his right kidney. Shino fairs better than the others, with a shield of kikaichu deflecting the senbon, and Angel does fine as well; dodging senbon was nothing compared to chakra bullets. Suddenly, Angel stops and a smile graces her face. Before she can get too relaxed, senbon jab into her leg and sends shock waves of pain throughout it.
"Don't get distracted Alexandros chan, it might cost you your life." Genma says, appearing on a tree limb above the four genin, senbon in both hands and ready to be thrown...
Back with Team Seven...
"Arg my eye!" Kakashi screams in agony, the image of his sensei's son's package burned into his mind for all eternity!
"Wow kit kun bravo!" Anko appluads, a huge grin plastered on her face. Sasuke does what he does best, he broods and tries his best to keep his eyes closed. Naruto growls at seemingly nothing,
"Dammit she's already halfway to her team! I can't very well show up in front of Team Eight in my prime. Wait a second..." Naruto finally realizes where he is and the familiar chakra signatures. Turning to his team, only one thought can come to mind.
"Well we're a team, this was bound to happen. Sasuke, we all know you're gay, so no peeking. Kakashi, wake Sakura up and ask her what she thinks. Anko sensei, well?" Naruto says, after all it wasn't like he had anything to be ashamed of. He had undergone intense training that even some Jounin couldn't live through for four years, he learned how to channel chakra into every fiber of every muscle on his body without even thinking about it. He wasn't a Greek god, but he was no slouch either; he was slim and lean.
Anko did what any honest woman would do, she gave Naruto two thumbs up with a perverse grin. Satisfied, Naruto sees his clothes in Anko's hands.
"Well this was refreshing, but could you hand me my clothes?" Naruto asks, holding out his arm. Anko gives it some thought, before she unseals the new Alexandros outfit and throws it to him and seals the rest in her trench coat. Naruto outs on the outfit and checks it over for fuuin.
"Haha real funny Anko sensei, but seriously my clothes." Naruto says with a chuckle, but Anko just gives him a mischievous smile.
"Oh no kit kun, I think I'll be keeping these. Besides, your kaasan told me about the nui (sewing) fuuins etched into all your clothes; those should last you a while." Anko says with a hiss. Naruto tries to hide the blush on his face,
"This is why parents and sensei's shouldn't have ANY communication!" Naruto whines mentally. Anko giggles, before she gets serious.
"Alright maggots, I want all of you to meet me at Training Ground Forty Four in ten minutes! If any of you are late, you will be stripped naked and made to run around the Training Ground until its time to get our latest mission. Move out!" Anko commands. Kakashi grabs Sakura bridal style before vanishing in a puff of smoke. Sasuke does his trademark hn before dashing to the training ground.
"Sure they can use fancy jutsus to just appear whever they want, but that will make them weak! I will run the entire way there and rely on my physical strength, thus improving myself past Itachi! You will die by my hands Itachi..." Sasuke chants mentally.
"Yo Naruto, let's see who can get there first. On your mark get set... GO!" Dontez says before leaving in a burst of red, not even a second later, Naruto disappears in a whirlwind. Anko can't help but smirk mischievously,
"Oh the fun we're going to have in the Forest of Death! I can't believe how excited they are, most people avoid the place like the plague!" Anko says mentally, shrugging her shoulders; if a place called the Forest of Death isn't scary, maybe the genins weren't so weak after! Anko sinks into the ground and heads to the Forest of Death via doton shunshin.
Outside the Forest of Death...
"T-t-this c-can't be the right training ground..." Sakura says with a shiver. The entire training ground is fenced off with barb wires and forty four gates. Strange cries, roars and other sounds echo from the forests.
"Why is there a thunderstorm over the training grounds?" Sasuke asks, a raging and roaring thunderstorm hangs over the forest, giving it a even more intimidating feeling to it.
"Ahhh that's just a genjutsu I used to scary the shit out of people and since not even Tsume san will come here, I think it does its job well." Anko says, popping out of the ground. No more than a second later, Naruto appears via fuuton shunshin with Dontez appearing a few seconds later.
"HA in yo face Dontez kun! Can't beat the wind my friend." Naruto gloats with a foxy smirk. Dontez just growls and crosses his arms; he wasn't going to give him the satisfaction. Upon seeing the training ground, even Naruto and Dontez grimaced at the sight. Anko walks up to the gate and opens it with a burst of chakra, the crisp forest scents fill her nose as Anko sighs contently.
"Ah gotta love the stench of death in the morning. Alright gakis, the name of the game is survival of the fittest. Your task is to survive for six hours in this place." Anko says.
"Well that doesn't sound too hard, we had plenty of survival exercises in the Academy." Sakura says with a sigh.
"Did I forget to mention the hordes of gigantic and posionous, flora and fauna? Not to mention the strangely mutated wildlife, I'm talking man eating insects, horse sized snakes hehehehe, and of course my favorite, white tigers! They're the perfect subjects to practice Kanashibari no jutsu (Temporary Paralysis Technique.) " Anko says, two big snakes manage to coil around all four genin, Kakashi kawarimis with a log and hides behind a tree; the sight of snakes still striking fear into him. The two snakes glare at the four genin, sending chills down each of their spines.
"Jagei Jubaku...(Binding Snake Glare spell)" Anko hisses, before disappearing in a puff of smoke, her snakes, with the genin in tow. With the loom of death gone, Kakashi sighs, pulls out his Icha Icha and walks to the graveyard; he could probably read a few pages before paying his respects.
Inside the Forest of Death...
"Ahhh home sweet home, alright guys time to play dodge the kunai. Dodge!" Anko yells, tossing four kunai at the genin. Sakura tries to free herself, but is no match for the snake bind and the kunai stabs into stomach. Sakura begins to cry, having never experiencing such intense pain. Sasuke, Naruto and Donte manage to kawarimi with logs at the last second. Not wasting anytime, the guys all dash off in different directions. Rolling up her sleeve, Anko reveals a hebi fuuin tattooed into her forearm, bites her thumb and runs blood over it.
"Kuchiyose no jutsu!" Anko proclaims, slamming her hand on the ground. A puff of smoke erupts and several horse sized purple snakes slithers around her.
"They're all yours Ryuzaki." Anko says, petting on of the larger snakes with a spiked vertebra. The snake hisses, before it and the other snakes slither off into the forest. With only Sakura, still crying tied up by a green snake, Anko places a finger on her chin.
"Now what do I do with you?" Anko ponders, before slamming her hand on the ground again.
"Kuchiyose: Reikyuu Goumon! (Summoning: Coffin Torture)" Anko roars, summoning a metal coffin and swiftly locking Sakura in it.
"And now off to have some fun with the boys." Anko says disappearing in a puff of smoke. Sakura tries to free herself, but can't and cries so more; all she could do was cry...
Woo man that took longer than I thought to write.
Fu: Hey I was supposed to be in this one!
LS67: Yeah about that... See you're going to appear in the next chapter... For sure, I mean chapter 22, two two, two even numbers? That's lucky.
Fu: You don't know that!
LS67: Neither do you! Geez Naruto, good luck with this one. Anyway I'm almost at 30k hits! Woohoo! And I'm at 60 reviews! Hopefully I'll get some more for this chapter. A lot of ideas have been thrown into this chapter and I'd like to know how you all feel about it.