AUTHOR'S NOTE: OMG! Thanks so much to iheartdisney128 and risingstar9328! You guys rock! Thanks so so so so much for those awesome reviews!
November 20
Dear Diary,
Okay, longer entry this time, because my Hannah concert got cancelled, the stadium's roof collapsed.
I'm glad I wasn't there when it collapsed. Anyway, I just re-read my entire diary from the start until now and I noticed that it has all been about people breaking up and making up, then breaking up and going out with their friends' boyfriends or girlfriends. And I thought my life was exciting.
Newsflash: It's not! I mean, who cares if I was with Jake, now Lilly is, she was with (ew) Jackson and then Oliver, and Oliver was with Rachel even though she's icky, and other boring stuff like that?
I honestly do care a bit, but when I read this when I'm like 30, I'm going to want to read more exciting stuff then that.
But I guess my life just isn't exciting. You'd think it would be, considering I'm famous.
Well, today Amber and Ashley got embarrassed! It was so funny! Here's what happened.
Amber was saving a seat for Ashley, because Ashley had to buy the school lunch, which they both hate doing, they think they're too cool for that. They always bring like caviar and salad with pine nuts and stuff like that. Abut Ashley forgot that her chef was sick and couldn't make her caviar, so she didn't have a lunch, so she had to buy.
Okay, so some girl tried to sit in the seat that Amber was saving for Ashley, and Amber was like "Um, no! No way! I am saving that seat for Ashley, not you, slog-face!"
Then the rest of the day everyone was calling Amber slog-face, and Ashley was like "Stop! Meanies!" and then everyone called Ashley a Meanie-Hater. It was funny, especially when they looked like they were going to cry. Ah, priceless.
I mean, they come up with the gayest insults! Seriously! Okay, so tomorrow Hannah has a photo shoot for the cover of Teen Dream Magazine.
I'm going to go to bed soon, I have to go to school early, because we're doing a car wash fundraiser. We get to miss all our classes except for last period, and that's my free period anyway! Yay!