Title: Hormones
Requested By: almostgaby
Fandom: One Tree Hill/Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Haley

They'd been arguing a lot lately, she was eight months pregnant and just about ready to pop and nothing he seemed to do for her made her very happy for long.

Dean put it down to lack of sleep, his little boy had been kicking an awful lot lately and Haley just couldn't sleep with her future soccer star being so active inside of her.

He'd thought picking a name for their son would be something both of them could enjoy, after all how hard could it be, his father had done it twice, Haley's parents, too many times to count.

He'd thought wrong.

Half an hour into the activity his pregnant girlfriend was looking at him like she wanted to smash him into tiny pieces and feed him to the birds.

"Dean I'm not calling our child Zeppelin and that's final" Haley's angry voice huffed out 'Do you want him to be picked on all his young life?"

He had to shut his eyes and count to ten, taking deep cleansing breaths and reminding himself, as she knocked down yet another one of his suggestions, that he loved her desperately and she had every right to be a bit touchy considering her current position.

"Hales he'll be named after one of the greatest rock bands that ever lived" Dean tried unsuccessfully to wrap an arm around his girlfriends shoulder "He'll be worshipped for having one of the coolest names ever"

"I don't think so"

"Peyton would understand" the second the statement slipped out of his mouth, he'd known it was absolutely the worst thing to say and he kicked himself for being so stupid that he'd even mentioned his girlfriends best friend, considering how jealous and irrational Haley had been acting over the last few months.

"Really? Peyton would understand" Haley's voice rose a few decibels as she faced her boyfriend "Then maybe your Zeppelin loving arse should've knocked her up instead!"

"I'm pretty sure Lucas would have something to say about that" His attempt at lightening the mood obviously didn't go over well as he noticed his girlfriends lip start to quiver and tears start to leak from her eyes "Are you...Baby...Come on don't cry" he tried to comfort her but once again found his arm being shoved away "You know I hate it when you cry"

"Well maybe if you'd stop being such a jackass" Haley sniffed standing up from the couch "I wouldn't cry so often" she sniffed wiped the tears out of her eyes angrily and made her way out of the lounge area.

Dean watched her go the sighed heavily, his head falling back against the couch with a thud as he wondered what ever had possessed him to give up hunting for a normal life in the first place. Demons had nothing on a hormonal Haley.