Childhood Memories: Exams ii

WHABAM!! The window shattered into a million pieces.

"Listen up you maggots!" The purple haired psycho yelled to the kids who, most likely, after this will have PTSD.

Heh. Losers. And people think Sakura's weak.

"THEY THINK WHAT?!!"

Nothing Sakura. Nothing. Please put the fourth wall back.

"I'm watching you."

I know.

"You're early Anko-nee-chan." Sakura said calmly despite her fury.

"And you're a brat."

"At least I'm cute when I'm being a brat."

Sakura: 1 Anko: 0

Winner: SAKURA!!

Anko pouted. "I wanted to win."

THAT IS IT! ALL OF YOU! Stop breaking the 4th wall or I will end this story with all of you being killed by boulders!

The Naruto crew looked properly chastised. "Yes ma'am."

Good. Now where was I? Oh yeah…

"This is the Forest of Death…. (cue ominous music). You have to sign these slips so I'm not held responsible for your deat- I mean injuries."

After a really long and exciting five days in the Forest of Death… (cue ominous music)…

"WOW! That was so exciting!" Naruto gushed.

"Yeah, remember that part where Sakura kicked major Sound-nin ass?" Kiba asked, hearts in his eyes.

"It was totally awesome!"

"Now, after all that fgithing you did we're going to make you fight some more. The Hokage announced.

"NANI?!!"

"Well ,at least that was what we were going to do but the authoress is lazy and has decided to announce the results now."

"Wait!" Kiba shouted. "That's not fair, how come he gets to break the fourth wall and we don't?!"

Because I said he could. Deal with it.

Kakashi and Itachi can also break the fourth wall.

"Yo."

"Anyway, the battles were as follows, winners are in bold

Kiba vs. Naruto

Sakura vs. Neji-"

"How do you like that Hyuuga?! I totally kicked your ass!"

"-Lee vs. Gaara

Tenten vs. Temari

Sasuke vs. Random Sound Ninja #7

Chouji vs. Random Sound Ninja #93

Ino vs. Shino

Kankuro vs. Shikamaru

Hinata vs. Random Sound Kunoichi #73-A"

"Now all you go home and come back to fight more people in a month so you can finally get your new ranks. Now GET LOST!!!"

All the ninjas left like bats out of hell.

… Except Itachi…

…Wait, when did you get here?

Itachi just shrugged.