Ireland- Legally Blonde

Where did this come from? Where did this ship come from? This is nowhere near what I meant to write. Oh well have fun.

Shayera Hol never expected to become friends with her ex-boyfriend's girlfriend. She never expected to go out in public without her mask, and she never expected to make a close group of friends after her betrayal.

But if someone told her three years ago that she would be sitting on her personal quarters, in space, talking to a cowboy about her crush on an Amazon in an American flag bathing suit, she would have laughed in their face.

Yet here she sat.

"I reckon Wondy'd give ya a chance, ma'am. She's from an island of women, wouldn't be too farfetched to assume she likes em'."

"Vige, you don't have to call me ma'am. And, I think it's far-fetched, especially since she and Batman have hooked up in fifty percent of the closets on the Watchtower."

"Well I believe there's this thing call Bisexuali-"

"And you'd know a lot about that wouldn't you?"

She watched as the skin above his handkerchief turned red.

"I happen to be gay, and as it turns out Shining Knight is queer, cause he's not sure 'bout all these new identities. You're all alone on that front missy. Cept for Princess Diana course."

Shayera rolled her eyes.

"Oh Vige, she's not like me. She's…" She picked at one of her wing feathers. "She's just perfect, with that long Ebony hair, and sweet sunny face. I could never ruin something like that."

"No how would you ruin our resident princess, Shayera?"

"A woman like her has a future. I couldn't make Diana throw it away for me. She's a hero to the whole world and an ambassador to her people. I can't show my face without people cowering." She lifted her wings a bit to stretch them. "It's not as if she'd want to love a filthy hawk."

Vigilante winced a bit when she brought up the insult.

"Aw come on now, feathers, 's not so hopeless."

"Yes it is Vige! She gets to watch the sunrise every morning. She gets to waltz into the new day without the weight of all the people she murdered hanging off her wings. Women like her get to see the universe, while I hide from a past I can't touch!"

Shayera clinched her fists and brought her chin to her chest.

"I know you can't see it, but people are healing. Some'a the new heroes like how you captain the teams, and you managed to get Diana to forgive you. Ya may never shake the guilt of what ya did, and that's understandable, but you're not too broken for nobody. Even your goddess."

She pulled a knee up to her chest and tucked a lock of hair behind her ear.

"You… you believe that?"

"Sure do. Even if you don't wanna give the princess a chance, can't have my friend going around thinkin she's all broken."

Shayera smiled and threw her arms around his shoulders.

"Thanks Vige." She backed away as he righted his hat. "So how are things going with Sir Justin?"