i really like memos
Karkat never got that lecture he expected from the Dolorosa. She didn't even ask him about it at all. Kanaya must have explained the situation when she got home. That entire evening he had spent a quiet time lying in a pile of pillows in Nepeta's room. They did not say a word to each other and just laid there for the rest of the night, no words or glances were exchanged. She didn't look at him, her hair covered her face as she held onto Karkat's hand. Nepeta soon fell asleep and he put her in her recuperacoon before heading towards his room and getting ready for bed.
He decided to check Trollian before going to sleep and found that someone had opened a memo.
CURRENT cuttlefishCuller [CCC] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board CUTTLEFISH CULLING PARTY.
CCC: Guys I am so EXCIT-ED for t)(is weekend! As you all know it'll be my wriggling day! 38)
CCC: And I reely want to celebrate it wit)( all of you but unfor-tuna-tely my servants won't be liking you guys coming over so does anyone )(ave any ideas?
CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGC: 1 VOT3 K4RK4T'S HOUS3
CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCG: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SUGGEST MY PLACE YOU GUYS COME OVER ENOUGH AS IT IS
CGC: C4US3 YOUR PL4C3 1S TH3 B1GG3ST WH3R3 NO SNOBBY S3RV4NTS C4N K1CK US OUT ;]
CURRENT grimAuxiliatrix [CGA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGA: I Don't See Why Not
CGA: We Celebrate All Wriggling Days At Our Hive None The Less Why Are You Complaining Karkat?
CGA: Mother Loves Spending Time With Everyone And I'm Sure It Would Help With Cheering Nepeta Up
CGC: Y34H K4RKL3S G1V3 1N NOW SO W3 DON'T H4V3 TO W4ST3 T1M3 W1TH YOUR PO1NTL3SS 4RGU3M3NT TH4T W1LL 3ND W1TH YOU G1V1NG 1N 4NYW4YS
CURRENT terminallyCapricious [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTC: CoMe On AnD dO a BrOtHeR aNd SiStEr A fAvOuR BeSt FrIeNd :0)
CTC: We'D hAvE iT aT oUr OwN mOtHeRfUcKiNg HiVeS iF wE cOuLd YoU kNoW
CCC: Please o)( pretty please Karcrab? I want to spend time wit)( all of my fronds before I )(ave to go to t)(at formal party my mot)(er set up for t)(e next weekend.
CCC: You know t)(at stupid party w)(ere it's t)(e one and only time s)(e pretends to care and s)(ows me off to t)(e ot)(er )(ig)(bloods.
CURRENT caligulasAquarium [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCA: yeah that one party wwhere vviolet boods and up go to
CCA: that means gam and zyl wwill be goin to that too
CTC: I'd AlL uP aNd LoVe To CoMe BuT i'M nOt MoThErFuCkInG wAnTeD tHeRe :0(
CTC: I'm NoT iN tHaT wOmAn'S mOtHeRfUcKiNg LiKe ZoNe
CC: Yea)( sea's not very fond of you 38(
CCC: O)( but we )(ave to invite Zylp)(a to the normal one too so s)(e can sea )(ow fun our parties can be!
CCG: THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD HAPPEN IS US SCARING HER AWAY WITH ALL YOUCR FUCKING INSANITIES
CCA: you sure you're not the one that's goin' to scare her awway kar
CURRENT immaculateSerenade [CIS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CIS: we|| one wou|d just have to see wou|dn't they
CIS: thank you for the !nv!tat!on fefer!
CCC: You're welcome! I'm glad you're coming! 38)
CURRENT adiosToreador [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAT: uH, WHAT IF WE MAKE TO MUCH, nOISE OR SOMETHING, aND BOTHER GRAN OR THE UH, hANDMAID
CURRENT apocalypseArisen [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAA: d0 n0t w0rry ab0ut the n0ise, i think we sh0uld make as much as we can s0 that she can wake up
CAA: i believe she has slept l0ng en0ugh since her w0unds were n0t that seri0us
CAA: it has been tw0 weeks already 0_0
CAT: oH, uH OKAY JUST CHECKING
CCC: Exactly so t)(is party just won't be for me eit)(er, it'll also be for c)(eering up Nepeta.
CURRENT centaursTesticle [CCT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCT: D - May I ask as to how she is faring at the moment Vantas?
CCG: SHE'S FINE I GUESS
CCG: SORT OF
CCG: I DON'T KNOW
CCG: WE JUST KIND OF LIED IN A PILE UNTIL SHE FELL ASLEEP AND THAT'S IT
CCG: SHE WAS REALLY FUCKING UPSET THAT'S ALL I KNOW
CCT: D - How concerning.
CCT: D - It pains me to know that those barbarians had e100ded me all this time.
CCG: HEY MALUNA DID YOU REALLY GET THOSE NOOKSUCKERS EXPELLED
CIS: yes
CIS: was ! not supposed to?
CIS: after what ! have seen them do to the other students at that schoo|| a|ong w!th your group ! be|!eved that they shou|d have |eft that p|ace |ong ago
CURRENT arachnidsGrip [CAG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAG: No you're totally right. Those assholes totally deserved to 8e kicked out.
CAG: Their group has 8een on our 8acks for quite a while now.
CGC: Y34H TH3Y W3R3 TH3 ON3S POST1NG THOS3 STUP1D NOT3S ON OUR LOCK3RS
CTC: ThOsE MoThErFuCkErS aRe ThE oNeS tHaT KeEp BuGgInG tAvBrO ToO hOnK :0(
CAG: Exactly so you did us all a favour Zylpha.
CIS: um a|r!ght !f you say so
CIS: a|though ! may have just had them expe||ed out the f!t of anger ! had when one of them cut my ha!r . . .
CAG: That's totally fine too! You had every right to get mad! I know we're not the kind of group to say this 8ut you have to let them know who they're messing with!
CAG: You should have scared them 8y threatening to cull them too cause you totally could since you're a sea troll and everything. ::::)
CIS: oh we|| ! sort of d!d
CIS: !t just came out |!ke that t!me on the bus even though ! d!dn't rea||y mean !t
CGA: Even If You Didn't Mean It You Still Have Our Thanks For Saving Nepeta And Doing Something About Those Brutes
CURRENT gardenGnostic [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to the memo.
CGG: zylpha's a hero! :)
CIS: no ! am noth!ng of the sort
CIS: my act!ons are just the resu|t of my se|f!sh reasons
CURRENT tentacleTherapist [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTT: Everyone acts upon selfish reasons but this time your actions have benefited not only us but also the entire school, greatly. Is it so hard to accept a thanks?
CIS: we|| !'m not qu!te used to be!ng thanked !n such a way or thanked at a|| for that matter
CGG: oh you're so sheltered that just means we have to take you out more!
CIS: !f you !ns!st
CIS: ! |ook forward to your wr!gg|!ng day party fefer!
CIS: unt!| then good n!ght everyone
CIS ceased responding to memo.
CCC: Aw s)(e leaves too early. Anyways you're letting us come over rig)(t Karcrab?
CCG: NOT LIKE I HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE NOW DO I
CCG: ALL OF YOU ARE JUST GOING TO KEEP PRESSING ON MAKING ME LET YOU GUYS COME OVER SO WHATEVER
CCG: DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ALL WANT
CCC: Yay! T)(ank you so muc)( Karkat!
CGA: I Shall Inform Mother So That We Can Prepare For This Weekend
CGA: I Assume Karkat Will Be Helping Her Quite A Bit Since He Has So Much Time On His Hands
CCG: WELL FUCK I'M SUSPENDED SO THERE'S NOTHING ELSE I CAN DO
CCG: IF I SET YOUR PARTY UP IT MEANS I DON'T HAVE TO GET YOU A PRESENT RIGHT
CCC: )(e)(e o)( Karcrab you're so funny. No one )(as to buy any presents for me at all! We s)(ould all just )(ang out toget)(er and )(ave fun.
CCC: And )(ave some cake too.
CURRENT ectoBiologist [CEB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CEB: noooooooo
CEB: i refuse to eat any product of the batterwitch
CTT: I'm sure they will be making it by scratch John. And if I am correct, are you not grounded little brother?
CEB: shhhhhhhh
CGG: geez john :P
CGG: dad's gonna get mad again
CEB: hey not my fault you guys had to mention cake
CGG: you shouldn't have been on the computer in the first place!
CCG: WHATEVER IF THE PLAN IS DONE THEN I'M OUT OF HERE
CCG: NIGHT GUYS
CCG ceased responding to memo.
CEB: aw boo I just came on and he left
Karkat read John's last message before sighing and closing his husktop. Great another loud ass get together. But Feferi was right in how it would be good for Nepeta with what happened that day. He would dwell on it the next day, it was time to get some sleep. He was glad he didn't fall asleep in that pile with Nepeta or else the both of them would be visited by horror terrors and it would've been worse for the girl.
"That man had no right to suspend you like that when it wasn't even your fault. Honestly that fish needs to see what it's like walking on actual land instead of having his mind swim in the oceans of his failed righteous beliefs," oh so that's why The Dolorosa didn't lecture him the other day.
Karkat was sitting at the kitchen table doing his homework to keep his grandmother company as she looked through recipes to decide what to make for Feferi's wriggling day. Aradia and Kanaya had dragged the little Leo to school that morning even though she protested and wanted to spend the day with her big brother.
"Whatever I just got to be more f- . . . careful that's all. It won't happen again and I'll be avoiding any conflict with him until I graduate," Karkat held back swearing. Even if he did it very often he had to hold back in front of The Dolorosa sometimes because you know, it's impolite to your grandmother duh.
"One can only hope. That fish face likes to poke his head in other people's business," the Dolorosa sighed, "Back when we attempted to talk to the man he was terrible. Probably still the same now, being the lap dog of Her Imperial Condescension."
The Dolorosa said the last three words in such a haughty high pitched voice and made such an amusingly disgusted face that Karkat couldn't help but snicker, "You got that right."
She laughed a bit with him before looking through the recipes again, "What do you think would be a good dish to make for darling Feferi's special day?"
"She'd like anything you'd make Gran so just make whatever."
"Hm do you know what her favourite dish is?"
"No, Gran I said just make anything. Everyone loves your food no matter what you make."
"That's not very helpful young man," the Dolorosa gave an amused look at Karkat as he rolled his eyes and went back to his homework. A text message interrupted him.
i wanna go home
The text was from Nepeta and it concerned him because she didn't use her usual quirks.
JUST BEAR WITH IT AND I'LL CLIMB INTO A PILE WITH YOU AGAIN AFTER SCHOOL IF YOU WANT OKAY.
He would have said something about inviting Equius but the moirail was currently grounded by his intimidating strong father Darkleer. Karkat wondered if that man even knew about Equius' friends and quadrants. He believed Darkleer was acquainted with Vriska's mother at some point but that was about it.
you promise?
YES NOW GO BACK TO YOUR CAT TALKING WAYS WITH THE FACE OF YOUR LUSUS CAUSE YOU'RE REALLY STARTING TO WORRY ME
:33 sorry karkitty i'm just not really thinking today
IT'S ALRIGHT, JUST CONCENTRAT ON SCHOOL OKAY AND WE WILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WHEN YOU GET HOME
:33 okay love you big brother
LOVE YOU TOO NOW STOP TEXTING IN CLASS
Karkat got annoyed a bit with his sister's constant 'i love yous' but he knew she really meant it so all he could do was return the love.
:33 *ac giggles at the silly brother* but i heard that you always text in your classes
NO I DON'T
:33 yes you do john told me
ALRIGHT THIS IS MY LAST TEXT CONCENTRATE IN SCHOOL OR ELSE I WON'T DO ANY PILE SITTING WITH YOU
:33 you're the best big brother ever
"Oh I have to agree with her on that," the Dolorosa looked over Karkat's shoulder.
"FUCK," Karkat dropped his phone to the floor as he jumped in his seat and whirled his head around to look at his surprisingly stealthy grandmother, "What is with the adults and sneaking up on me like that!?"
"If you can get easily snuck up on by an old troll lady like me then you seriously need to hone your senses," the Dolorosa chuckled and ruffled the Cancer's hair before heading back to the other side of the table to put the recipes away.
i feel like i ended awkwardly, meh
*realizes i used everyone in the memo cept for Dave and Sollux* Nepeta was sleeping . . .
*thinks to self that Dave and Sollux didn't go on memo because they were too busy talking to only each other* hehehe
i really like having Nepeta as an uberly loving sister and Karkat an overprotective brother