Chapter 21! Me no own Glee.
My readers: I am so sorry. November has been hell, if you would like a full recount it's at the bottom, but I truly am sorry. And if my writings a little off, aka dreary and sad well the reason behind that is called boy trouble.
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Here's what you missed on Grease is the Word
The show is on in full swing, the singing, the dancing, the backstage fighting? As we get closer to the intermission what will happen?
And that's what you missed on Grease is the Word.
The back of the stage went dark. Kurt, Santana, Quinn, Mercedes and Rachel walked out. Santana said "True love and he didn't even lay a hand on you? Sounds like a creep to me." Behind them the tables were being movie in preparation for the next scene.
"He was a gentleman." Kurt defended.
"What was his name?" Mercedes asked.
"Danny, Danny Zucco." They all started giggling.
Santana smacked Mercedes and said "Well I think he sounds peachy-keen and maybe if you believe in miracles, prince charming will show up again someday. Somewhere unexpected. See you later." Santana said with a mocking smile. "Come on girls." She barked and Mercedes and Quinn followed laughing.
"Do you really think so Frenchy?" Kurt asked hopefully.
"Sure." Rachel said sounding unsure. Kurt said "Yea?" Rachel replied nervously "Sandy, I think we oughtta get to class."
The front light went out too. Everyone had a quick costume change. Kurt's skirt had two built in colors; he pulled the skirt to the side and the red skirt for the cheerleading scene and someone shoved a sweater over his head and he ran outside to the pep band music. Tina introduced Azimo as the football coach and Blaine offered to play the football player. Blaine started mouthing words to Kurt to flirt with him. "We're going to rip them and tear them and rip them." Azimo says going on a violent tangent. Brittney is making fists and threatening motions. "And after the slaughter is over we'll come back here and ring that victory bell." Everyone started cheering. Azimo added "Like we always wanted to." Causing even more cheering from the people sitting.
The lights focused in on where Mike was dancing. Mike, Matt and Sam do a little routine and Puck said "Hey guys be cool alright?"
Finn comes up in a white car rolling across the stage. Burt had offered to make two cars for the performance. It was quite light weight and had no engine. It was a very convincing show car though. It wasn't a piece of cardboard tied around his neck, like Rachel had suggested.
"Whadda hunk of junk." Puck jeered at Finn.
Finn defended himself saying he going to fix the car up and race it at Thunder Road. Blaine had asked his warbler friends and they agreed to be the Scorpions. Nick, Jeff, Wes and David rode up next to them in another half made car. Finn pulled out a fake knife and Mike pulled out his water gun in case there was a rumble.
The lights on the boys dimmed and it brightened on the scene of the people dancing around the table and Kurt was staring at Blaine and then it focused in on the left side of the stage where the girls were and Santana leaned over to Rachel. Kurt walked over to the girls and some Cheerios pulled up her skirt. Santana walks over and says "We have a surprise for you."
The scene where Kurt and Puck were reunited went perfectly, just like it did that day with Nina. Puck glared at Santana for making him be so cruel to Kurt and he walked away from the guys. He walked back when the guys mentioned they had a car and they all piled in and drove away as the light faded on them.
On the other side the light went on and Kurt said "He was so nice to me this summer."
Rachel said "Listen to me Sandy men are rats. Listen to me they're fleas on rats. Worse than that they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean they're even to low for the dogs to bite." Kurt started smiling a little. "The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy. Know what you need? A night out with the girls." Kurt nodded. "We're having a sleep over at my house tonight. Wanna come?" Kurt nodded solemnly.
The lights faded out and the girls were sitting on a made balcony. Mercedes did her "Brusha Brusha." And had a lot of fun because she no longer had to practice it every day. Quinn was in the background flexing her boobs and then threw a pillow at Mercedes head because she was getting on her nerves. The girls tried to offer Kurt fake cigarettes, but he coughed and then alcohol which Kurt clearly made a face.
Rachel asked to pierce Kurt's ear, which in real life Kurt never would have agreed to, but he followed her off stage. Quinn whipped out a pretty robe to brag about all of her boyfriends in the army. Rachel walked back in and said Kurt wasn't feeling and that she had been accepted into beauty school.
Santana put on a blonde and started prancing around the room singing "Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, lousy with virginity, Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed. I can't, I'm Sandra Dee. Watch it," She said pushing Mercedes out of the way. "Hey, I'm Doris Day, I was not brought up that way. Won't come across, even Rock Hudson lost his heart to Doris Day. I don't drink or swear," The other girls put on blonde wigs and went "Ooh." Santana continued singing. "I won't rat my hair," The other girls chimed "Ew!" Santana sang "I get ill from one cigarette." The girls started coughing. "Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers. Would you pull that crap with Annette? As for you, Troy Donahue, I know what you wanna do. You got your crust, I'm no object of lust," The other girls sang with Santana "I'm just plain Sandra Dee. Elvis, Elvis, let me be, keep that pelvis far from me. Just keep your cool, now you're starting to drool
Hey, fungu, I'm Sandra Dee."
Kurt walked through the door and asked "You making fun of me Rizz?"
"Some people are so touchy." Santana replied. The girls run to the window when they hear a engine.
"My parents will flip!" Rachel said sounding stressed.
The guys 'drove' on to the stage acting in general like assholes. Sam called "Oh Sandy, wherefore art thou Sandy!" The guys started laughing.
Santana ran off and went down the latter that was there. The other girls watched at the idiocy. She went down and ran up to the boys and said "Some bunch you are rushing to help a lady."
Mike said "Lady? I don't see a lady."
Finn got defensive and told them to shut up. Santana looked up and said flirtatiously "What's up Kenick? You have a lot to offer a girl."
Finn smiled and said "You know it."
Santana turned to Puck "What say Zuc?"
"You're looking good Rizz."
"Eat your heart out."
"Sloppy seconds ain't my style." Puck said hopping out of the car.
"Where are you going? To flog your log?" Santana said hoping for some bite.
"Better than hanging out with you dorks."
Puck walks away and Finn tries to drive away, but not before kicking the guys out of the car and going off with Santana. Then the lights turn on on the balcony. Kurt turns to Quinn and questions what he ever saw in Danny Zukco. Quinn shows him her flip book of boys and when Kurt asks how she keeps them all; she replies "I'm a terrific pen pal. Hopelessly devoted to every single one of them."
Kurt asks Quinn for some paper. She gladly hands him some, but not before spraying some of her perfume on it. The lights focus in on Kurt as he walks down the stairs singing "Guess mine is not the first heartbroken, my eyes are not the first to cry. I'm not the first to know, there's just no gettin' over you. Hello, I'm just a fool who's willing to sit around and wait for you. But baby can't you see, there's nothin' else for me to do I'm hopelessly devoted to you." The music picked up "But now there's nowhere to hide, since you pushed my love aside I'm not in my head, hopelessly devoted to you Hopelessly devoted to you, hopelessly devoted to you." He held the notes "My head is saying "fool, forget him", my heart is saying "don't let go". Hold on to the end, that's what I intend to do. I'm hopelessly devoted to you, But now there's nowhere to hide, since you pushed my love aside I'm not in my head, hopelessly devoted to you. Hopelessly devoted to you, hopelessly devoted to you." Kurt lamented sadly.
The lights darkened on him, but lit up on the other side where Finn and Santana were pretending to have sex. You just saw the car and assumed what was going on there. The lights faded on that scene.
That's it for now. So then no updates well November was hell, four essays, two tests, a weekend field trip, my uncles wedding, Thanksgiving, Black Friday shopping barely scratched the surface and then guy drama. It's been an interesting month. I know it's short, but it's something. I love you all hearts and hugs Tina.