Luigi performs his final smash. He is having trouble standing up.
Luigi hey, uh… whoa!
Mario Luigi, what's wrong?
Luigi I… I had a lot of crack.
Mario Are you ok?.
Luigi I zeen cattle rocks. Mama Luigi has lots of spaghetti.
Mario (pause) What?
Luigi Come and join the dancinness.
Mario Dancingness isn't a real word.
Luigi I said dancing Ness.
Ness is in the negative zone, constantly doing his taunt.
Ness Ok, Ok, Ok.
Luigi That taunt never gots old.
Mario I'm leaving.
Mario finds Yoshi.
Mario Hey Yoshi, I herd u like fireballs.
Yoshi i herd u liek mudkips.
Mario Don't tell me that you are on crack too. But do you want some fireballs?
Yoshi FIREBALLS! YUM!
Mario performs his final smash, ko ing Yoshi and burning of Zero Suit Samus's sexy blue suit.
Samus YOU BURNED OFF MY ZERO SUIT!!
Mario Mama mia, no wonder it's called a zero suit. Screw Peach, I like your sexy, naked body.
Samus That's it, prepare for my final smash!
Samus puts her armor on.
Mario Well…
Samus Well what?
Mario Where's your final smash?
Samus That was it…
Mario Wow, you suck.
Samus That's it, IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!
Samus performs her cool final smash, the Zero Laser.
Samus Ok, why does my suit always fall of?
Diddy Kong Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey do you!
Octopus (Mr.Game and Watch) kos Diddykong.
Octopus Out of the way, I am going to tentacle rape Samus with my 2 dimensional body.
Samus I didn't know Octopuses can live on land.
Octopus Uh… Oh no!
Octopus dies from lack of air and dehydration.
Samus Sushi time!