Me: Are you ready?
Eisuke: Ready for what? I still don't understand why you have gathered us here.
Elli: Eisuke, don't be so gruff. You know it's for the interview!
Joelle: He never likes being told what to do, hehe.
Eisuke: Shut up or I'm leaving.
Me: Calm down everyone! No need to blow your tops. I've gathered you all here for our very first interview. Exciting isn't it!
Eisuke: I think you are the only one excited.
Elli: Eisuke, enough!
Eisuke: ...
Soryu: Can we get started?
Ota: Yeah! I can't wait to see what we will be questioned with!
Soryu: You are too loud.
Ota: Don't such be a spoil sport. Have some fun!
Soryu: No.
Ota: ...
Me: Anyway, let's get started! First up, Eisuke.
Eisuke: You really think I'm going to take part of this trivial questionnaire?
Me: Of course. If you say no... You do know what will happen, right? Ehehehe.
Eisuke: Enough! Your laughter is giving me the creeps. Hurry up with the damn questions.
Me: Alright. Eisuke, what is your favorite food?
Eisuke: What the heck kind of questions are these?! Why is my favorite food of such importance...
Me: Just answer the question.
Eisuke: Fine. Well I don't like green peas. Don't ever feed me green peas or I will hurt you.
Me: Uh, Eisuke...
Eisuke: What?
Elli: You are supposed to be telling us your favorite food not food you despise enough you would hurt someone!
Eisuke: I can say what I like. I'm the one being questioned after all. Hmm, I like fine cuisine. Anything full of flavor. Something like a well made curry.
Me: I see. Thank you for your... well, um...vague answer! Alright next question goes to Soryu.
Soryu: Hmph.
Joelle: Ohh, he looks grumpy!
Ota: He does, he really does! ...Eep, don't look at me like that. I'll be quiet...
Me: Soryu, what do you think about Elli?
Elli: Whaaat... *Blushes*
Soryu: This question is stupider than Eisuke's. Just who came up with these?
Me: That's not important. Just answer the question.
Soryu: ...Fine. I don't know what it is but I can't help but find myself attracted to her. I know Eisuke already has his eyes set on her but still... I just want to protect her. I've never felt this way before. She is like no one I've ever met. It's a strange feeling...
Elli: *gasp* Wow. I never knew.
Eisuke: Soryu, I don't care how you feel about her, there is no way I plan on giving her up. Not ever.
Elli: But I'm not yours, Eisuke!
Eisuke: Not yet, but soon enough you will be all mine.
Elli: ...
Ota: I can't wait for them to get together! I knew from the start they had chemistry. It's like watching a soap opera and waiting for the moment for them to finally confess. They need to get their act together and just do it.
Eisuke & Elli: Ota!
Ota: Ahhh! Sorry. I'll be quiet.
Joelle: I need to get some popcorn. This is like a live comedy show.
Kat: ...I just want to go home...
Me: Whew. You guys are a handful. Alright, Elli, it's your turn.
Elli: Really? Yay!
Me: At least SOMEONE is excited about this.
Soryu & Eisuke: What are you glaring at me for?
Me: Anyway, Elli, how tall would you say you were?
Elli: My height? I'm definitely shorter than Eisuke and Soryu but I'm taller than all the girls. Probably just a little under Ota's height I'd say.
Me: Wow. You are tall!
Eisuke: It's not that tall. She couldn't kiss me if she tried.
Elli: What did you say?! I could so totally kiss you! Just you watch.
Ota: Whaa? Is she going to kiss Eisuke now? ...This should be fun!
Elli: Uh, wait. No. Forget I said that. I'll go sit back on my chair. *blushes furiously*
Eisuke: So close...
Soryu: Stop playing around. We are here to be questioned not to see who can kiss who.
Joelle: I don't know. I think it sounds like fun.
Me: Sigh... Eisuke, this question is for you. If Elli got amnesia how would you feel?
Eisuke: These questions really are absurd. I'd never let her get into an accident to get amnesia in the first place.
Me: Maybe you would but that doesn't answer the question.
Eisuke: What a pushy woman... I would be hurt if she forgot me but I would stick by her side, watching over her until she remembered me. I would never give up. There is no way I could give up in her. I believe she would eventually remember me. She is special after all.
Elli: Eisuke...
Eisuke: What? Don't get teary eyed on me. I don't need a waterworks out of you now.
Soryu: Be nicer to her Eisuke. I don't know how you ever won her heart with that attitude of yours.
Eisuke: You just don't realize how great I really am.
Ota: Those two sure love to fight.
Joelle: You got that right. Munches popcorn* Want some?
Ota: When on earth did you get this?
Joelle: I slipped out back stage. Who would have thought I'd find some.
Ota: I wonder what else they have back there...
Me: Next question, Ota. ...Ota? Where is Ota?
Joelle: Well... He just left a minute ago, I think he went backstage.
Ota: Hey. ...Why are you all looking at me for?
Me: ...Where did you find that chocolate cake? We are supposed to be serious here but it looks like one big joke. *Sigh* please take your seat. You are up next.
Ota: I am? Bout time.
Me: ...
Ota: Well r u gona assk?
Me: Yes but please swallow your cake first. You are slurring.
Ota: Oh. ...All done.
Me: Whew... Ota, What do you think about Elli & Eisuke's relationship?
Ota: Huh? I'm being asked this...? ...Yay! I totally ship the two of them. They are a ton of fun to tease. But I really wish they would hurry up and get together but I know I can't rush them. Though I know they both like each other! In the meantime I will be up in their faces and being a pain like usual.
Eisuke: ...Ota.
Ota: Eep. Don't glare at me like that!
Elli: Is it really that obvious? I need more time... I can't get into a relationship yet.
Eisuke: Elli...
Soryu: If only I could sway your heart to choose me. ...I know that is a lost cause though.
Elli: Soryu... I-I...
Me: Hooo, things just got a little depressing in here. I think it's time we wrapped things up for this interview.
Eisuke: You mean it's over?
Me: That's right.
Joelle: What?! I never got asked anything! All I got to do was eat popcorn... Oh wait, I guess that was good enough for me. I got to see a free show!
Kat: About time. I just want to go home.
Me: I hope you all enjoyed our first interview session!
Soryu: First?
Ota: Wait, do you mean there will be another?
Eisuke: The hell? There better not be. One is enough.
Elli: I liked it.
Eisuke: ...I guess one more couldn't hurt.
Soryu: It was alright...
Elli: That sounded so forced...
Me: Gods this is murder... Anyway, please send more questions my way. Thank you everyone for tuning in. Until next time, peace out!
This was just a trial run. But if you all enjoyed this please feel free to ask the characters more questions! Please leave questions you'd like to ask the characters of the story in the comments and they will reply back to you in the next interview! You may ask anything you like. Though Eisuke and Elli won't be able to answer about their past just yet.
I really hope this turned out alright. Did you all want to see more things like this?
