Shae: SCREAMIN' FIGHTIN' AND KISSIN' IN THE RAIN
Aly: AND ITS TWO AM
Shae: AND I'M CURSING YER NAME
Aly: AND- wiat... whats next
Shae: you suck at jaming out to Taylor Swift
Aly: i'm sorry i don't really know her new CD
Shae: rawr! SO IN LOVE, THAT YOU ACT INSANE AND THATS THE WAY I LOVED YOU...
Aly: anyway...
Disclaimer: We don't own tmm, but we do own one of Taylor Swift's CD's.
The Pills Return!:
Flashback: the kitchen:
"I can't tell if she's pmsing or not." Kiicheiro blinked, watching Rassberry literaly destroy the cafe. He looked at Ryou, who smiled in entertaiment. "I gave her a personality pill." He admited.
Candi glared at him. "WHY!?" her voice high pitch and whinny. "Because it's what everyone does-" "RAWR! NOT ME, ME AND CANDI ARE THE ONLY ONES WILL REAL PERSONALITIES HERE, GET OVER IT, ACTUALLY. FUCK YOU. GIVE ME MY LIFE BACK. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME, JUST BECAUSE YOU NEED THEM FOR THE SET, DOESN'T MEAN I DO ARRRRRRRRRRRR-" Rassberry dropped to her knees on the table, in uncontrolable sobs.
"Look what you did Ryou, how are we going to fix this one!?" Kiicheiro asked, pointing over at the crying girl. "I don't know, Candi?" Ryou turned to her. "Yes'm." She replied on comand.
"Pull a miracle out of your ass and fix Rass." He said, standing up and walking away. As Candi turned around sighing, somehow, with out much sense or logic to this next part coming up, she made button out of thin air.
OUT OF THIN AIR, not appear OUT OF THIN AIR, BUT MADE IT IN THIN AIR. Kiicheiro blinked, not understanding what just happened. "What... What is that?" He asked, cautiously.
"A reset button." She chirpped. Kiicheiro took a glance at Rass then at Candi. "For what?" He asked. "The pills- watch!" She smashed her hand onto the red button, watching Rassberry stop crying.
"What the hell just happened!?" She asked, looking around, with four pairs of eyes on her. "How'd you do that?" Kiicheiro asked. Candi bounced out of her seat over to Rass. "Because I can be a geinus randomly for five seconds. Are you jelous?"
End of Flashback.
Candi waited inside the manor. As Rassberry walked in like she was high.
"What the hell were you doing with him!?" Candi asked, watching her friend fall backwards onto her bed. Rassberry gave a content sigh, smiling. "I hope he's ok..." She said to herself.
"What..?" Candi asked, skipping to Rass's bed. "What happened, tell me everything!" She demanded. Rassberry shifted her eyes secretly. "Uhm, he raped me. End of story."
Candi gave her a look in disbelief. "Seriously." She pressed. Rassberry smiled and rolling over." nothin'. And no, you can't annoy me into-" "WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED!" Candi screamed.
Rassberrys eye twitched, finally giving. "Well.. We went to that park... Before you ask, yes the aliens are there now. Uhm, it wasn't really that bad... And we went home and kissed and yeah. I have cake." Rassberry rushed through it all.
"WHAT, YOU KISSED HIM!? Was it good! Did you like it... Do... You... Like him?" Candi's voice got squeaky and high. Rassberry blushed an intense red. "Rass..?" Candi looked at her friend.
She never thought of really liking him before, to be honest. The thought grew on her and thats when she realized. It was the pills. So she shook her head. Candi squealed so excited she could pee herself. "Sooo?" Candi pressed. Rass groaned. "What more do you want!?"
Candi shot her a look, replaying their conversation in her head. "WAIT- Did you just say you cake!?"
The Next Day:
"Wah! I don't want to work!" Rassberry whined, being dragged to the Cafe. "Chill out, look, I have a special suprise for you!" Candi tugged her friend, sleep devrived as well. "I'm tired!" Rass complained more.
"Well maybe if you stopped saying DAMNIT KISH this morning at who knows hour in the morning, WHEN HE WASN'T EVEN THERE. We wouldn't have this problem." Candi bitched.
"Well, whats the suprise?" Rass asked, calming down as she walked through the doors. A table with hot pink table cloth and piles and piles of CDs stood infront of her. "What happened while i was gone?" She asked, totally confused.
"I found the black mail tape... Of Ryous...-" "OH HO HO HO- This is gunna be fun, are we-" "Yes. We are selling them to fan girls, ten bucks a piece." Candi finished for her.
"Won't Ryou find out?" Rassberry asked, sitting down at the table; as if she were a queen on her thrown. "Well... I have him taken care of." Candi grinned darkly.
Ryou tied up in a cellar: "CANDI- THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE, THERE ARE RATS DOWN HERE, AND MEN... WHO KEEP TOUCHING ME."
"I don't even want to know dude..." Rassberry tried her best to hold back laughter. "Well." She said as if she was sighing. Candi took at seat beside her. "Let's sell these puppies." She stated, changing the closed sign to open.
The fan girls poured in, crying and laughing, some thought of him as darkly as Rassberry did, it really made her perfect day, perfecter. "OK BOYS, BRING IT IN!" Candi called to bulky men into the cafe, waving everyone to get out of the way.
A giant 62 inch plasm TV on a stand was wheeled in. Candi cleared her throaght. "FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW WHATS ON THESE CD'S, RASS AND I HAVE TOOK THE LIBRETY OF PLAYING IT ON THIS BIG SCREEN TV FOR YOU ALL." She announced.
Rassberry smiled, pleased with her friends strange, but awesome, hatred towards Ryou. She found it suspicous, but it didn't matter. She grabbed a CD, and popped it into the DVD player.
Just as she hit play, Ryou burst through the basement doors. "CANDI I-" He stopped, looking at all the fan girls starring at him, and at the video being played as it all happened.
"RASS!" He growled walking up to Rass, who just laughed. "What is this!?" He demanded. She chuckled. "You, alone, camras are... priceless" She dragged the are out just to torture him.
"Your a mew, you better start acting like one, i will not tolerate this anymore, do you hear me Rassberry. Do you? You like this don't you?" He whispered to her. Rassberry's plan was already kickin' off.
"Who said I was liking it." She winked as Candi, who knew what she was gunna do. "Wait-what-" "You know what i meant." She turned planting one rough on his lips. The things I do for Candi.
She pushed him away, she turned around, sticking her tougne out nad pattting it with her hands, she turned around quickly again. He coughed, starring at her, scared and startled. "You have serious problems Mew Rassberry, did you know that?" His tone was angered and unreadable at the same time.
"I have problems!?" She yelled, as everyone turned their heads as watched. "Look whose talking-" "You are-" "WELL, I AM ALSO DOING ONE MORE THING!" She just on his back.
"Raping me!?" Ryou yelled, trying to get her off. "NO! KICKIN' YER ASS." She pulled out her hot pink slegde hammer, holding onto him, so she wouldn't fall. He stopped, turnin his head trying to look at her.
"HOW MANY OF THOSE DO YOU HAVE!?" He yelled, flinging her off, watching her slegde hammer go flying to the wall with to join the 4956834876349867349687349 other slegde hammers already lodged into it.
Rassberry breathed heavily, starring at Ryou will a death glare. She stood up, brushing herself off. "I QUIT! AGAIN!" She hissed, trying to storm out. Leaving everyone to laugh at Ryou.
"We were trying out the personality pills." Ryou breathed, as Rassberry stopped, looking up at Candi, the continued walking out the door.
At this time it was already noon, as she wasn't planning on doing anything, until she met Zach at her gate.
"What the hell, why didn't you call me last night!?" He asked, as Rassberry fumbled with keys, trying to get the gate open. "I burned it with my sweater last night." She lied, hoping not to offend him too much that she liked the guy who once had ate him.
"Wanna go on a date?" He blurted. Covering his mouth and as Rass looked up at him. I was told I charmed people, but not this badly. "Your very random." She said, she didn't want to answer.
"Well, you disapeared for a few months, and I'm like well... So your like here and I'm like, wanna go on a date- Because!" He caught his breath. "I'm bored..." He admited. Rassberry tried to hold back a grin.
"How original." She looked up, so see Candi and Ryou walk by. Ryou looked rather sad. And Candi just looked, pleased.
"One minutes." Rass said to Zach, walking up to Ryou.
"I'm sorry...
"Ish.
"Ok not really
"For the black mail, I mean...
"But you started it!" She stomped her foot in defeat. Ryou frowned. "Wah. Shut up."
(R)RAIN(R),,, (8)Eternal Snow(8): (he's on a personality pill! omg now hes sad)
"Bitch pl0x" Rassberrys alternitive MSN launguage. Candi sighed. "New personality pill, makes people sad... And kinda emoish..." She explained. Rassberry backed-away, in fear.
"Keep it away from me!" She insited, not liking being down or depressed. Candi sighed, reaching into her pocket, pulling out the reset button and pressing it. Ryou instantly perked up.
"Thank you." He said. Rassberry looked at Candi then at Ryou repeatedly for five minutes, then decided she'd rather be on a 'date' with Zach, then with them for the remainder of the day.
"K, well i'm going on a date, bye." She said quickly, skipping off, dragging a confused Zach along with her.
Ryou stared blankly at the couple skipping away. "Ok then. And where'd you get that!?" He turned her attention towards Cand again. "I MADE it. I'm smart too ya know!" Candi pouted.
"The heck, only geniuses like me can make those...
"Bitch." Ryou huffed.
"Maybe i AM a genius." Candi barked, in a snobish tone. Ryou snorted. "Yeah right. Doubt it." He laughed. Candi rolled her eyes, ripping up the button and putting it back together in less than five seconds.
"It's impossible for you to 'rip up' a button." He stated, turning towars US!
Ryou: what the fuck is that?
Ryou: what are you teaching kids now?
Aly: well if your a half kat person you can
Aly: and itz a cartoon.
Aly: we COULD make you a retard
Aly: if you have any more objections...
Ryou: and what the hell is with all of Rassberry's slegde hammers!
Ryou: its impossible to have someone have so many in one pocket!
Shae: fuck you.
Shae: no it isn't.
Shae: Because i own allotta slegde hammer
Shae: and give her
Shae: the endless supply of them ^^
Aly: ^o^
Ryou:-pouting- hmph.
ALy&Shae: -poof away in a cloud of purple and pink smoke-
Shae:-turns to alyssa smliing- now alyssa how many more things can we do to screw up this story?
Shae: TMM, what really happened...
Shae: dunanananna
Aly: hmmm
Aly: I know!
Aly: KAMACAZY WATERMELON AND BANANAPHONE!
Shae: PERFECT! NEXT CHAPTER!
STAY TUNED