AN: So I'm working on a series of parodies, and have no idea when to start posting the chapters. When, oh when~?
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Title: Midnight Teddy Bear
Characters: Luffy and Chopper
Rating: K+ (for Chopper's naughty naughty language)
Summary: Chopper has a nightmare.
A/N: This one was a bit too short for my liking. Eh.
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There was darkness everywhere, engulfing the poor little reindeer-doctor. Tentacles the color of evil wrapped themselves around Chopper's vulnerable form, squeezing tightly. Chopper screamed but no breath would escape his constricted throat. The tentacles squeezed tighter to the point where Chopper's eyes were bugging out.
He woke up in a snap, relieved for a split second, thinking that his nightmare was over. But Chopper felt something rubbery constricting his body.
"Octopus!" Chopper half-wheezed, half-gasped. He began thrashing and squirming, trying to get whatever was hugging him to let go.
"Hmmglahhh…" whatever was holding onto Chopper smacked his lips and yawned. Chopper realized who was squeezing him too tightly like, of all things, a teddy bear.
"Luffy! You bastard! Let me go!" Chopper tried to free his limbs, but with no success.
Luffy muttered something in his sleep and hugged Chopper tighter, smothering the reindeer (and not a tanuki!) into his chest.
"MMMFFFF!" Chopper yelled, his voice muffled. He tried to morph into Heavy Point and even Walk Point, but Luffy simply adjusted his arms with each shift. With a sigh of defeat, Chopper turned back into Brain Point and allowed Luffy to hug him tighter.
Chopper would have to wait until morning for his freedom.
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AN: Hm... I appear to have fallen into a deep hole. What friendship pairing shall I do next? (I'm trying to save Nami/Robin last since that's the one I want to write most)
Reviews will be greatly appreciated.