Ooookay. This is a short drabble my friend and I came up with for kicks. We went to go see Harry Potter 6 (which was amaaazing!) and then we had a sleepover at her house. Since I FORCED her to read SP, she is now obsessed with it, as am I. SO, point is, we did this at like…1 in the morning. And we just had a bunch of sugar, so that's why it's completely crazy and weird.

So, we kinda know it sucks, but we both hope you get a kick out of it.

Valkyrie's 16 ya'll! Oh, and we're at Ghastly's shop…thing. We didn't know where to put it in the story…so we're just slapping it here.

It was 11 at night, but Valkyrie truly didn't care. She was too engrossed in another lesson with Tanith. This week's lesson was hand-to-hand combat. One can guess who was winning: the 22 year old or the fourteen year old. While all of this was transpiring, Ghastly was making a suit for Fletcher, due to the fact that Valkyrie "accidentally" set aflame Fletcher's regular clothes. Skulduggery sat on the beat up old couch by the fire trying to read an out-dated newspaper. However, Fletcher, decided it was the perfect time to practice his teleportation skills by appearing behind, in front, to the right, and the left of Skulduggery repeatedly. Both stopped to look at Valkyrie and Tanith fight. Ghastly stopped his work and said,

"Someone's going to get hurt!"

As soon as he finished talking, Tanith's elbow connected with Valkyrie's nose.

"God Tanith! You totally broke my nose!" Valkyrie yelled, clutching her bleeding nose. Tanith rushed over with a tissue.

"Sorry Val! I swear I didn't mean to! But you know me. I get really competitive!" She dragged Valkyrie away to the bathroom, carrying more tissues. Due to the shrill scream Valkyrie gave, Fletcher didn't concentrate, and landed directly on Skulduggery's lap. Fletcher smirked and winked.

"Well hello Skulduggery," he said in a cocky voice. Then in one swift motion, Skulduggery dumped Fletcher on the ground, immediately resuming his reading. Fletcher pouted and sat back down next to Skulduggery.

"Hey Skul," Fletcher turned to look at him. "What would you say to me bangin' Valkyrie?" Skulduggery tensed up and slowly, slowly turned his skull to Fletcher.

"What did you say?" he asked menacingly.

Fletcher merely shrugged. "Just curious. Now that I know the answer, I'll definitely have to try it."

Skulduggery clenched his fists and turned back to the newspaper, now a pile of ashes.

"If you dare hurt her," he muttered, "you better learn to teleport far away from here. No matter what, I will still find you and kill you."

"Man! You're cranky!"

"Well when you say 'bangin' Valkyrie', things will most likely get ugly."

"Look skeleton, I might be insensitive to women, but I would never do anything to hurt Valkyrie. Now Tanith, THAT'S a different story."

Fletcher could feel a cold glare from Ghastly's spot across the room. Skulduggery shook his head, when he suddenly heard a crash. Tanith and Valkyrie were at it again. Ghastly officially lost it.

"Couch! Now!" he screamed, pointing a finer at both girls. Valkyrie sat beside Fletcher, with Tanith beside Skulduggery. Skulduggery continued to read another newspaper, while Fletcher continued to teleport everywhere. He looked over at Valkyrie and lost concentration.

He smirked and got an idea.

"Heya Val, how's your nose?" he asked, still smirking.

"Fine…Tha-" She was cut off and was suddenly teleported to the roof. "What the hell?!"

"We've known each other for a while now," Fletcher paced across the roof, "and I was just wondering if you like like me.

Valkyrie looked appalled. "No! You are the most idiotic, spiky-haired jerk I have ever met, and I've met quite a few. I like you as a friend, no more, but definitely a lot less now!" She gently floated down back to the door of the shop, slamming it shut.

Fletcher thought for a moment. "This is a challenge I am not backing down on."

Remember! We wrote this at 1 in the morning! We're sorry it sucks, and I'm sorry for any mistakes (since I typed it up)!

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