1Chapter twenty

oh yeah the big two...oh y'all ready for this

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Matsuri walked into the Kazekage's office, "Kazekage-sama you summoned me"

Gaara looked up from his pile of paper work, "ah Matsuri I have an important mission for you"

"What"

"I need you to help my wife get all her stuff here from Konoha this is C rank, nothing really important but I would like some one I can really trust on the case. As one of my favorite students I ever taught I believe you're my girl."

"I'll take it thank you very much"

"Oh and can you do me a favor"

"What"

"Make sure Tanka takes it easy she is a very stressy person."

"Hai, Gaara-sensei" she said as she walked out of the room.

"Good now that, that has been taken care of I have to find some one to build a nursery in the house, and get all the other shit that you need for a baby, before Tanka get's back...this is not going to be easy."

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At Kazekage's mansion, Tanka was getting packed to cross the desert again to go back home to get her shit and come back. The next time she would be back in Konoha she would be having a baby, she groaned at the thought. She took a picture so she could remember how she looked before the baby.

She finished packing for her trip and went to the door to see who her escort would be outside three genin were waiting for her. She walked over to them, "So this everyone"

The genin looked at the frightening woman, when one of them spoke up, "No, um, we're waiting for Matsuri. She's team leader."

"Oh joy a Gaara fan girl" tanka muttered "Well then lets eat first, come in I have cookies."

The team of reluctant genin went in to the house. Tanka told them to sit at the table where she happily served Temari's cookies. Tanka looked at the team, "So I need you to do me a favor and do not tell anyone where you got those cookies. 'Kay?"

"Yes, ma'am"

"Okay if your going to travel with me there are some rules. First, call me Tanka. Second, tell Temari I gave you those and I will kill you. Third you call me any thing other tanka I will make you my student for a month. You will meet the last student she is pregnant too. You can ask her about my training methods. Oh, and by the way, what are your names?"

"Hai," a boy with red hair and a Suna vest said. "I'm Itsaki."

A girl with long purple hair that looked just like Hinata in her outfit choice stared at Tanka and said, "I-I'm Akiko..."

The other girl had long, blue steely-looking hair, that was definitely dyed, and wore a black kimono and a white sash, "Yuuka's the name!"

"Ok, then, I'm Tanka as you already know. So we've worried your leader enough so lets go outside. I'll cover for you."

"Thanks..."

They walked out and saw Matsuri standing there. Tanka and Matsuri glanced at each other, then acted like they didn't see the other. "Well, let's get a move on."

They started running, Matsuri only ever talking to the genin and Tanka only talking to them as well. The poorgenin were caught between two unfriendly women, one that was pregnant. When they made camp that night, Matsuri was out getting firewood and Tanka wassitting in the tent doing what pregnant women do. Eating.

Yuuka came back from scouting the area and sat next to Akiko. "Man, this is going to be a long trip."

Itsaki looked up. "Why did Kazekage-sama send Matsuri-sensei to lead this mission?"

"Y-yeah, you could cut t-the tension here with a kunai... I guess Kazekage-sama doesn't realize that Matsuri-sensei was... was..." Akiko looked for the right words.

"That she's completely in loved with him." Yuuka said bluntly.

"Not really in love, just has a crush on him. And then he sends her on a mission with his pregnant fiancé."

Itsaki laughed a little and said, "Not his smartest move, huh?"

"You can say that again. Oh, look, Matsuri-sensei is back." Yuuka stood and walked over to Matsuri, who had just got back. "I didn't find anyone in the area, Sensei."

"Good, tell Itsaki to a fire and Akiko can make some type of food." Matsuri turned and started to leave the campsite.

"U-um, Matsuri-sensei? W-where are you going?" Akiko had joined Yuuka by the pile of firewood.

"Oh, nowhere... I'm just going to... patrol the area again... I'll be look out." She turned back around and left.

Yuuka and Akiko looked at each other then laughed. Itsaki, not understanding the exchange of looks, asked, "What? What's so funny?"

"You didn't get why she left? Seriously? Well, you're a guy, I guess it doesn't count. She left so she wouldn't have to eat dinner with Tanka-sama–"

"Didn't I tell you to call me Tanka? No sama or san or chan or sensei. Just Tanka."

"H-hai, Tanka-sa...er... Tanka..." Akiko said, feeling extremely uncomfortable.

"There you go! Now what's happening with this dinner you were talking about?"

"O-oh, I-I'll start m-making so-some f-food n-now..." Akiko set herself to the making of dinner.

"Erg... Tanka... did you here our little conversation just now?" It was the first time since they left that Yuuka sounded worried.

"No..." Just as Yuuka let out a sigh of relief, Tanka added, "I heard your conversation earlier, too."

Yuuka's sigh turned into a sharp inhale of breath in her shock. Crappity crap crap craaaaaap!! I said that Matsuri was totally in love with Gaara-sama!! Crap this won't help this relationship at all!! CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!! "You know, I was just kidding!! I was just coming up with reasons why Matsuri-sensei is being so... unfriendly today." She gave Itsaki a look that said, help.

Itsaki picked up on it and stuttered. "Uh.. Y-yeah, it c-could be anything really."

"Yeah, for all I know she's PMSing or something." Yuuka said, matter-of-factly.

Itsaki nodded his head, "Yeah... wait, WHAT?!" He asked turning to his friend.

Yuuka kicked him, yelling, "Oh, shut it, Itsaki. You know what I said."

While they had their attention diverted, Tanka had walked off, tired of being lied to. She went to the edge of the campsite and sat under a tree. Geez... If I had known staying with Gaara would be so hard I would have chosen someone with less fangirls... She sat wrapped up in her thoughts for a while when Akiko came and sat across from her.

"You know, it's not really her fault..."

Tanka sighed. "I know..." she smiled and said, "It's Gaara's fault for being so smexy."

Akiko laughed, then looked up at Tanka, "It's just kinda hard to watch the person you like date someone else..."

"Oh... well, she kinda needs to realize that we're not just dating now... considering that I have a small life force in my stomach that came from Gaara, we're pretty serious and she needs to get over him... he's not that great anyway... he sucks a lot sometimes actually..."

Akiko stood up, "Well, just remember that it's not her fault, so go easy on her." She started to leave but Tanka grabbed her wrist.

"So who's this boy you like? You know what, never mind, just ask him out already before some one else does."

The genin blushed as Tanka let go of her.

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The next day as they left the campsite, Tanka tossed Matsuri a bag of food and said, "I saved you some food from dinner last night since you didn't get any."

Matsuri nodded and grumbled a thanks.

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well what possably could go wrong, will tanka and matsuri become friends, will temari find out bout the cookies, find out on the next episode of dragon ba– ... I mean chat rooms