Author's Notes: Nothing new.
Key:
"{D}Hello" = Distortion in voice
Chapter 21: Krieg meet Robots, Robots meet Bloody (or Oily) Death
Hidden Camp; 3 Hours Later...
The figure's one visible eye flickered open and he noticed he was tied up and began growling as he tried to escape and the others looked at him and TD walked up to him and stood in front of him.
"Who are you?" said TD calmly.
"I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!" yelled the figure at the top of his lungs and the four Mobians sweat-dropped at the response.
"Are you even understanding a thing I'm saying?"
"Rip your head off!"
"{D}I don't think he does TD." said Sonic.
At that moment Klaxon came to and sat up.
"Okay, I'm calm now. Now then, let's see about our guest." said Klaxon getting up.
"I think he's insane." said Shade.
"Of course he is. I heard him scream 'poop train' at the top of his lungs when I was unconscious. Only insane people yell that."
"You didn't." said TD crossing his arms.
"Well, I had a different type of insanity. I was isolated for three years on a deserted island and I fell into a vat of molten titanium sometime during those three years. This guy has suffered from something else. Plus, I can tell he does have a part of his sanity left in his head although he doesn't listen to it...much." said Klaxon looking the figure in the eye.
"Finally somebody can here me inside our head." said the figure's inner voice, inside the figure's head.
"You can hear the guy's inner voice?" said TD in disbelief.
"I'm part psychic, not much but enough to read minds." said Klaxon.
"At least I can finally be heard for what I actually say and not what comes out of his mouth. I told him to say our name was 'Krieg' but he screams at the top of his lungs 'I'm the conductor of the POOP train'. Why do you keep screaming that stuff?!"
"NIPPLE SALADS!" yelled Krieg. (1)
"{D}Wow, he is insane." said Sonic snickering a bit before Shade whacked him upside the head.
"You do realize how inappropriate that sounded right?" said Klaxon breaking the fourth wall.
"Yes."
"MEAT GRINDER!"
"Well untie the guy, he can't do any harm and if he does, his inner voice will take over and kill them both." said Klaxon.
"How do you know that?" said Eggman.
"I just read his Borderlands Wiki page."
Krieg suddenly cries out in pain as a blinding light engulfs him and when it clears, he now looks like a Mobian Porcupine and the ropes fall away due to his size change but he is still fairly taller and more muscular than the average Mobian.
"Inter-dimensional rules must have kicked in." muttered Klaxon to himself before shrugging as Krieg picked up his Buzz Axe, which had also been altered to match his new appearance, still keeping the basic appearance but not as big (roughly 1/8 smaller).
The sound of rocket engines is heard as a battalion of Robotnik's robots land in front of the small group. One of the robots has Robotnik's face appear on it via holo-screen.
"Alright, where's the power source my sensors detected?!" yelled Robotnik before he noticed Sonic, "Uh...Sonic? Wha...what...are you feeling okay?"
"{D}Since when do you care Buttnik?" said Sonic crossing his arms as he glared at Robotnik.
"Well...I don't. You just...you don't look well."
"{D}I'm dead."
"Uh..."
"{D}I drowned. I got knocked unconscious and shoved off a cliff into a river, sank to the bottom and drowned. Are you happy?"
"Not really, no. I wanted to kill you myself...anyway, where's the power source?!"
"Sorry, no power source here just the Inter-Dimensional Barrier between worlds in the multi-verse slowly collapsing." said Klaxon calmly and sarcastically.
"Inter-dimensional what? You're lying! There's a power source here and I aim to take it! By force! Robots, destroy them!" said Robotnik shutting off the holo-screen and the SWAT-Bot's face came back into view.
The SWAT-Bots bring out their laser cannons and take aim as Krieg begins twitching slightly.
"Not sure how much longer I can hold him back."
"Hey Krieg, get the evil robots!" said Klaxon pointing at the robots.
"I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!" yelled Krieg charging the robots and they open fired on him yet it only seemed to put him into a bigger frenzy.
One of the SWAT-bots received Krieg's Buzz Axe into its head before it was ripped out violently and another was cleaved in two vertically. One of the SWAT-bots managed to get a lucky hit on Krieg's face but instead of falling to the ground, he slammed his weapon onto the ground and pulled out a lit fuse of Dynamite.
"FUN TIME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" yelled Krieg charging the robots with the bundle.
Six of the robots stood their ground and fired at Krieg, their weapons doing nothing to him while another five jumped away with a quick jump jet and when Krieg closed the distance on the six.
"SMILE FOR THE CAMERA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" yelled Krieg before the bundle exploded, destroying the robots but not him and he rolled out of the way of few laser bolts and grabbed his Buzz Axe and charged the robots again.
"Why did I agree to this?" said one of the robots before Krieg cut him in half horizontally.
Within five seconds, the remaining robots were nothing but scrap and Krieg was covered in head to toe in oil and laughing quietly.
"{D}Did he just wipe out a whole battalion of Buttnik's robots...BY HIMSELF?!" said Sonic in shock and everyone nods slowly except Klaxon who doesn't seem surprised.
"I've met a mouse with a crazy obsession with sabotage." said Klaxon to the audience before said mouse appears and hits the camera with flaming matches and screaming "sabotage" at the top of his lungs.
*PLEASE HOLD, WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES*
"Okay, don't bring up people I've met at this time because of the Dimensional Barriers falling apart." muttered Klaxon to himself as the mouse was dragged away.
"Looks like we're going to have to relocated due to Robotnik knowing our location." said Eggman.
"And where do you suggest we go?" said TD with annoyance lacing his voice.
"Um...Down Unda."
"Do you know any places that hide us?"
"No."
"Bad choice then."
"I know. We could hide in one of Tail's hideouts that he secretly built and wiped his memory of." said Shade.
"{D}How do you know about that?" said Sonic looking at Shade.
"I helped him build one."
"Sounds good." said TD.
"Alright, let's go!" said Klaxon taking off as a blur before he came back a second later, "Uh...where is it?"
Shade face-palms.
New Robotropolis; Command Center...
Robotnik growled in anger that his robots had been destroyed by...a Porcupine! Of course the Porcupine had been insane judging by the look in his eye but that still didn't excuse the fact that he had annihilated his robots, which had reinforced armor plating!
He sat back in his seat before the screen in front of him cracked before it imploded into black void and his eyes widened in fear before he closed them tightly expecting the end yet it never came and when he opened them, he found a doll wearing blue overalls, blonde-red hair and blue eyes.
"Hi, my name's Chucky! Want to play?" said the doll.
[Chucky the Song by Joe Renzetti & Simon Stokes]
END CHAPTER
Hope you enjoyed and don't forget to read, review, follow, and/or favorite.
(1) Krieg is insane, insane is random, Krieg is random. Krieg spews random words from his mouth because he never listens to his Inner voice on what to say. If you don't believe me, watch "Borderlands 2- Krieg: A Meat Bicycle Built for Two" or get Borderlands 2 with the Psycho Pack DLC (Downloadable Content) and play the game. Krieg is random with what he says. The phrase used- and is marked by the (1)- is one of the phrases Krieg says in-game.