Felix logged on
Heidi logged on
Dememtri logged on
Alice: O.O eep
Felix: *smirks* Well look who it is. Little Alice Cullen. How tall are you? Like, 4'9"? *snorts*
Alice: 4'10", and I don't like your tone!
Felix: Oh, I'm sooo sorry.
Heidi: Enough chit chat. Alec says you called.
Alice: Who's Alec?
Felix: The male version of Jane.
Alice: Who's Jane?
Felix: Don't play dumb with me!
Alice: Why? 'Cause you invented that?
Felix: That's right!-wait- Excuse me?
Demetri: *sighs* idiot
Heidi: Listen, we don't have all day. Just tell us why you called.
Alice: I don't like pushy people -_-
Felix: What a coincident - we don't like short people.
Alice: I don't like big people!
Felix: We don't like annoying people!
Alice: I don't like you people!
Felix: And we don't like Cullens!
Alice: Well, I'm not a short, annoying Cullen, so I don't care!
Volturi: ...
Alice: ... Oh, yes I am *hangs head*
Jasper logged on
Edward logged on
Emmett logged on
Rosalie logged on
Emmett: Alice, we came back.
Alice: Yay! You guys care about me!^^
Emmett: Well, actually, Jasper made us.
Edward: Yeah, we didn't have much of a choice. But your story sounds more selfless so...
Rosalie: So, yeah, we care about you.
Alice and Jasper: -_-
Felix: Why, it's nearly the whole Olympic coven. *grins evilly* Where's mama and papa Cullen?
Emmett: They're...uh...
Rosalie: On vacation
Emmett: Yeah, that's it!
Demetri: Is that so?... Where'd they go?
Emmett: To...um...to an island...
Jasper: The island...
Emmett: Yes! The island!
Edward: Isle Esme :)
Heidi: I never heard of such a place...
Rosalie: That's because it's a private island that we own.
Heidi: *glares at Rosalie*
Rosalie: *glares at Heidi*
Demetri: A private island that you own? *is doubtful*
Alice: That's what we said! Carlisle bought it for Esme. That's why it's called Isle Esme...duh.
Heidi: He bought her a whole island?
Alice: Yep yep
Felix: Yeah right, like we're gonna listen to some freak vamp with a sticky-note on her forehead.
Alice: o.o
Emmett and Edward: *holds back laughter*
Alice: I'm telling the truth T~T
Demetri: This is getting ridiculous. Just tell us why you called, and if we find it to be a reasonable excuse we will let you off with a warning.
Edward: And if it's not a reasonable excuse?
Demetri: Then we kill you.
Edward: Fair enough. It was Emmett who called you!
Emmett: :O What?
Felix: Him, huh? *grins evilly*
Alice: *-* I foresee very bad things happening to Emmett in the near future...
Emmett: YOU WHAT?
Alice: Just kidding! =^.^=
Emmett: *glares* You little-
Jasper: Don't blame Alice for your gullibility.
Emmett: Psh
Demetri: *is impatient* Explain yourself, Emmett!
Felix: Why don't we just skip the explanations and go straight to the punishment.
Emmett: Hey, wait, wait, wait! How do you know it was even me? It could be any Emmett.
Edward and Jasper: It was Emmett Cullen
Emmett: *glares at his brothers* WTH?
Demetri: There, you see. Now explain yourself, Emmett Cullen.
Heidi: And you better do it right, or Felix gets his fun. And it would be a shame to lose someone as fine as you. *winks at Emmett*
Rosalie: Clearly, Heidi,-*sneers name*- you don't intend to keep that pretty little face of yours.
Heidi: Pretty? That's funny, I would have described your looks as average. But if on your scale mine are merely pretty then how shall I describe you now? Beyond hideous?
Rosalie: *hisses*
Felix: *smirks* Cat fight.
Alice: OMJ! Bella has a cat! I'm gonna get her on.
Edward: O.O Alice, no!
Alice logged off
Edward: Nooo-
Alice logged on
Bella logged on
Edward: -oooo! Bella, log off now!
Bella: Why?- *sees Volturi are still on* oh jeez
Felix: Bella, how nice to see you still human.
Bella: *glares* Bite me!
Felix: My pleasure
Edward: *growls*
Bella: Wait! I mean-... Can I take that comeback back!
Jasper: Can't take back a comeback.
Emmett: Can't turn your back on a comeback either.
Alice: That settles it! Felix can't turn his back on a comeback taken back.
Bella: ... What?
Alice: Ugh, nevermind, Bella.
Emmett: Man, humans are so slow
Jasper: Slower than Emmett answering Demetri's question.
Demetri: o.o Oh yeah! This is your last chance to explain, Emmett.
Emmett: *glares at Jasper* Traitor
Bella: What does Emmett have to explain?
Jasper: Why he prank called them.
Volturi: A prank call, hmm?
Emmett: Uh, uh, it's not my fault! We were prank called and, and- *looks around frantically*- and Alice said it was you!
Alice: :o I did not. But I did say we could play Twister. But then you all ran away from me! So I'm going back to my first option: Chutes and Ladders =3
Rosalie: Your first option was Hopscotch-
Alice: Don't belittle Chutes and Ladders!
Rosalie: I have nothing against Chutes and Ladders. ...Candyland on the other hand... -_-
Alice: You just don't like that Queen Frostine is prettier than you.
Rosalie: *glares* Does everyone have a death wish today? Or is there another reason people keep insulting my unquestionable beauty?
Bella: Wait, you guys play Candyland? That's a little...weird.
Edward: Ugh, we played it once on game night about ten years ago. And guess who's turn it was to buy the game *glares pointedly at Emmett*
Emmett: ...You're just mad cuz you always got the Mr. Plumpy card.
Bella: ahaha-
Edward: *looks at her*
Bella: -ha-*clears throat* I'm sorry.
Jasper: It's a nice children's game, but not for a Cullen family game night... Jeez.
Emmett: But I needed a game that nobody could cheat on. :(
Volturi: *looks at each other, confused*
Demetri: OK, let me get this straight. Someone prank called you guys, you thought it was us, so you prank called us back?
Edward: Yes, that's right... Only Emmett prank called you back, not the rest of us.
Demetri: So he will be the only one punished then.
Emmett: O-O
Edward: But you know it's not really his fault... You've witnessed how gullible he is... I mean, he listened to a "freak vamp with a sticky-note on her forehead".
Alice: *snorts* Yeah, what's that all about? Stupid Emmett.
Cullens: *raises their eyebrows at Alice*
Demetri: Huh? Good point.
Emmett: But-
Rosalie: *glares at him*
Emmett: *keeps mouth shut* :[
Demetri: Hmm...what to do...
Heidi: Aww, come on Demetri. You know hunky pea-brains like him have no self control over their idiotic urges.
Jasper: She's right.
Edward: Of course, she's hardly ever wrong.
Jasper: True.
Emmett: *fumes*
Heidi: *grins widely, believing the false flattery* Lets let them off with a warning.
Felix: No way!
Demetri: Alright, a warning.
Felix: *groans*
Demetri: But this is your ONLY warning; for all of you Cullens, not just the big dumb one.
Emmett: *growls* Alright, that's it! I've been quiet long enough!
Edward: Yes, five seconds is a record for you, isn't it?
Emmett: I- ... *glares*
Felix: *snickers*
Emmett: That does it. I'm bringing in reinforcements!... Or one reinforcement, anyway.
Alice: Oh! Mickey Mouse! ^.^
Everyone: o_O
Alice: *looks around at everbody* Oh... Donald Duck? ^.^
Emmett: No.
Alice: Chip and Dale? ^.^
Emmett: Um...Alice, no.
Alice: Arnold Schwarzenegger? ^.^
Emmett: Alice,- What? No!
Alice: I was only asking! No need to get all thirsty-newborn-angry on me. *pouts*
Felix: What reinforcement then? *is curious*
Emmett: *looks at Bella and grins*
Bella: ...?
Edward: Really, Emmett? I thought you wanted to prove you weren't a bumbling idiot?
Emmett: Bring in the Ghost!
Bella: o-o
Cullens: *groans*
Volturi: ?
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