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BPOV

I paid the bill before gathering up all the equipment in the bag that Rose had left for us and exiting the restaurant. We dumped the big purple bag in the boot and took out the camcorder. This machine had previously been used to capture the video 'The Long Weekend', which by the way I had totally gotten into trouble for after Charlie saw it. Anyway, me and this camera had history.

"Where do you want to hide with this thing?" I waved the camcorder in Jasper's face. He batted me away playfully and answered,

"I don't know. Behind the car? No, we won't get a good picture from there. How about in that bush?" I looked down and spotted the big green leaves. My first thought was how the hell are both of us going to fit in that bush? But that thought was followed by another one which went a little bit like this,

"OH MY GOD, THEY'RE COMING!" I practically screamed as I waded into the bush. Luckily it was relatively big so we had enough room to kneel down side by side without actually having to sit on each other. I made a gap in the foliage for the camera lens to stick through. I did all of this whilst trying not to make a sound, which is harder than it looks when you have a stick poking into your back. Although on the whole I think we did okay. I turned the camera on and looked at the little screen. It was lined up perfectly, I could see Edward and dumb-ass Jess walking in our direction. I could not wait to see her face.

"Keep coming, keep coming, stop! Everything's lined up. Ready when you are bro." Jasper gave me a 'thumbs up' and went back to peeking through the leaves.

" I've had a great time tonight." Jess cooed biting her lip and acting all girl-next-door.

"So have I." Edward said, smiling back at her. It took all my self-restraint to not spring out on her and rag all her hair out. I just gritted my teeth and carried on watching.

"Maybe we could do this again sometime?" She asked leaning closer to his body. I clenched my hands into fists.

"I don't think that would be a good idea." At last! I could just kiss Edward for saying that. Not long to wait now.

"Why not. If it was because of Emmett I really didn't mind that much." A panicked look overtook Jess's face. I smiled to myself.

"It's not Emmett, it's you." Edward said with almost no emotion. Jessica looked as if she was about to burst into tears.

"But why? What did I do?" She said putting her hands on Edwards's chest. Before I got a chance to do anything Edward picked up her hands and moved them down by her side.

"You want to know? Fine then." He sighed and looked into her eyes. "Firstly you look like a prostitute, you smell like a prostitute, you're too small, you're hair is blonde, you're friends with Lauren, you brought up marriage on our first date, we have nothing in common and you are way to desperate." Edward rhymed off in monotone voice while Jessica stood there open mouthed. "And to be honest, I don't really like you." That did it. Jessica burst into tears on the spot. Half of me wanted to comfort her and the other half wanted to cheer. I settled for a silent high-five with Jasper.

"I'm sorry I wasted your time." Jess sniffed and turned away to her car.

"Wait a second," she turned around hopefully, "Don't worry about it. I've still got most of the night left." Edward finished with a smug smile on his face. Jessica ran back to her car and sped off into the night. Edward turned around to the camera and shrugged his shoulders. "What did I do?"

I pushed the button to make the camera stop recording and popped out of the bush. Edward turned around and screamed in mock terror. "Don't do that to me Bella, you almost gave me a heart attack."

"How can you have a heart attack if you don't have a beating heart?" I asked, a huge smile spreading across my face. He looked thoughtful for a brief second before shrugging.

"I guess you're right. As ever." He said sweeping me off my feet bridle-style. "Come on then, let's get you and our precious bundle of joy home." I giggled like a little girl as I was taken to the car.

All the way home I held Edwards hand and all the way home Jasper made retching sounds from the back seat.

"You're just jealous." I teased, looking over my shoulder.

"Oh yeah, I'm sooo jealous of you getting to hold Edwards hand because I clearly want him for myself." Which sent me into stitches of laughter, more proof that I was way to tired and hormonal for this.

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As soon as we opened the door I was greeted with the smell of burning. I held my hand to my nose to block out the smell. Alice came bounding up to me with a bowl of torched popcorn in her hands.

"Surprise! We made popcorn for the film." She seemed so happy I almost felt bad when I blurted out,

"Alice that is hands down the most God-awful thing I have ever smelt." She looked upset for a millisecond before she turned around to Emmett and yelled,

"I told you we only had to put it in the microwave for two minutes, not ten. Now we have to make more." She handed me the bowl and bounced back to the microwave to put another packet in. I hastily shoved the bowl on the little table to my left and plodded over to the stairs. Only a few steps up Emmett appeared in front of me, which almost sent me backwards but I managed to regain what little balance I had left. Stupid vampire super speed.

"And where exactly do you think you're going?" He loomed over me. I just pushed him aside and carried on up the stairs.

"Right now, I'm going upstairs. I'm going to change into something more comfortable, pee and then come back down to watch a film. Okay?" Emmett just nodded feeble and jumped off the bottom steps, landing with a thump on the floor.

I walked into Edwards room and found a pair of jogging bottoms and a baggy t-shirt. Alice, I thought. For once, I was glad she could see into the future. I changed quickly, went to the bathroom then came back downstairs just as I promised.

"What did I miss?" I asked plopping myself down next to Edward on the sofa. He pulled me into his lap and I cuddled into his chest.

"We chose a film to watch. Or should I say Alice chose a film to watch." Rose rolled her eyes snuggling up to her husband on the other couch.

"What are we watching then?" I asked hesitantly.

"Juno." Alice answered already putting the DVD into the machine. She bounced over to Jasper (who was now not in a dress and wig) and sat down on his lap.

"How appropriate." I mumbled. Edward must have heard me because he chuckled and whispered in my ear,

"Don't worry love, it will soon be bedtime. And I'll have you all to myself." I kissed him on the cheek and tucked into my now unburned popcorn. At least I had bedtime to look forwards to.

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I must have dozed off somewhere near the end of the film because when I woke up I was in Edwards bed with his arms wrapped around me. I yawned and rolled over, practically lying on top of Edward. "What time is it?" I groaned, opening my eyes. Looking at the clock beside the bed, I saw it was one sixteen.

"So much for me having you all to myself." He chuckled and placed my head back on the pillow. "Now go back to sleep love. You need all the rest you can get." I was about to ask what he meant by that when I felt myself falling into sleep.

"I love you." I managed to slur before I was completely gone. And I'm not sure if I was awake or dreaming when I heard Edward whisper back to me,

"I love you too. With all my heart."

First of all I owe everyone an apology. I am so sorry it has been forever since I updated. I've been kinda busy latley. But I am hoping to get the next chapter out alot sooner :) If anyone has any ideas for the last birthing class please let me know. Review an comment please! ^_^ Hope to update soon. xx