"Guys, I found something that you're gonna want to see." Janine called out as she flailed to get the mens attention. Ray took a drag from his cigar and plopped himself down at her desk. Egon came down from the second floor holding a clipboard and Venkman was reclining in his office on the couch. Janine was pushing a stroller into the building.

"Janine, what have I said about bringing your baby to work? It's so not Kosher!" Peter shouted from the couch. Egon came closer to Ray and put his hand on his shoulder. Ray squinted his eyes.

"Hey isn't that... yeah, isn't that Oscar's old stroller?" Ray said and stood up. Janine was about to read the note, only to be beaten to it by Peter. Egon crouched down to see what was in the stroller, only to have his glasses peeled off.

"Dear Peter,

I have to leave town with my new man, and I can't take Oscar with me. I thought it best to give him to the next best thing as a family. Look after Oscar.

Dana.

P.S. Don't make him like you. "

Peter looked at the paper closely. "Well, It's oblivious a fake. I mean, she didn't even spell my name right...wait she did. Shit."

Egon held the boy in his arms as Ray put a hand on the boy's head. Oscar seemed really happy be back in the firehouse and bending Egon's glasses. Peter glanced back up at the men, his face was pale.

"We have to keep him, Pete. I'm mean, she did drop him off at a firehouse. That's the best place to leave unwanted babies..." Ray said and took him from Egon's arms.

"That's for Prom babies, not little my Oscar." Peter came over and wiggled his fingers in his face. The boy had curly blonde hair and a big smile. He had Dana's smile, her eyes, Peter couldn't say no. Egon put an arm around Peter and held him closer.

"This kid is going to be so messed up, he's going to have three dads and he's still named after a hotdog." Peter said and the three men made a group hug with Oscar in the middle.

END

"So what do kids eat anyway? Pizza? Or something?" Peter asked from the hug.

"Yeah... You're close on that Peter." Ray answered.

"I believe the proper nutrition for a four year old boy is the basic fruits and veggies with the occasional proteins like meats and dairy products-" Egon cut in.

"It was a joke, Egon." Peter spat back.