This is a Funny series which i got the ideas' from HxH drama CD...I thought of sharing my jokes. This is a plain ORANGE [Orange means there is just 'something' but not really] This is NOT a Lemon, This is a FANSERVICE, for fangirls!
Hope you enjoy laughing.
Disclaimer belongs to : sensei
Hunter x Hunter : Comedy of Orange!
Orange 21 : Force A Belated Christmas part 3
Leorio: *looks to Kurapika up and down*
Kurapika: w-what...?
Leorio: you look so pretty! MAMA! *going to give a hug*
Kurapika: nyaaa! *shocks and stumbles*
Leorio: -above Kurapika-
Kurapika: *gulps* h-hey...will you please remove your self! You stink! *tries to push him*
Leorio: *eyes became normal* Kurapika...
Kurapika: *frozed* ...Leo...rio..?
Leorio: *leans forward slowly* Kurapika...
Kurapika: no-no...*heartbeats fast and closes eyes* stop..not this..!
Leorio: *snores*
Kurapika: e-ehh...?
Leorio: *was sleeping and drooling*
Kurapika: eww! *pushes him up but too heavy*...Hey wake up! Dont sleep on me!
Leorio: *...snores*
Kurapika: -vein pop and kicks him to fly away through the bed*
*whistle* i hope it didnt hurt him O_O" *gulps*
On the comfort room..
Kurapika: *washing hands* geez...This christmas party is a mess!
Hisoka: oh really? i thought you like it *appears*
Kurapika: h-Hisoka! You!
Hisoka: aww come on! that's tailor made you know! *points on his clothes*
Kurapika: oh, no wonder they fit my size- and Wait! how the heck you know my size?!
Hisoka: hi-mit-su...Oshiete agenai! X3
Kurapika: kuso -w-
Hisoka: relax...*gives kura a drink* just drink this you'll feel better *winks*
Kurapika: o-ok..o.o
LATER
Kurapika: AHAHAHAH!
All: ehh? ==
Gon: why Kurapika is...drunk o.o
Leorio: i thought he doesnt drink o.o
Killua: look he looks weird! ahahaha!
Hisoka: yeah!
Kurapika: hmm...Chain...
Gon: chain?
Killua: say Kurapika *reveals index finger* How many is this?
Kurapika: _ ...Chain?!
Killua: whut? == *reveals all fingers* Kurapika, what do you think about these?
Kurapika: *laughs* i know! Im smart...*counts Killua's fingers* Holy chain,chain jail,dowsing chain,judgement chai-
Killua: chinge! thats not what im telling you to do!
Leorio: *smirks* Kurapika! show me some tongue twist!
Kurapika: :P
Leorio: *vein pop* not the literal meaning!
Kurapika: hmm...im good at that...Futari Futago Futakoto futo Futon ga Futan da! HAH! gotcha!
Leorio: -.- wait, the two twins with two futon bed flew away? THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE!
Gon: say Kurapika? what is your favorite music?
Kurapika: *horror movie sound effect* Chain! Chain! Chain! Chain!
Leorio: oi thats an effect on movies stop it! *chills*
Kurapika: you dont want...? *then tone of K-ON fuwa-fuwa time* Chakachaka Chain! Chain-Chain-Chain!
Leorio: WE DONT KNOW THAT MUSIC!
Hisoka: Kurapika what is your fave movie?
Kurapika: *hics*...Chainsaw...
Killua: chainsaw?
Kurapika: Massacre. *hics*
All: Kuruta Massacre!?
Kurapika: no..its chuckie...*hics*
Gon: chuckie who?
Kurapika: *laughs* Jackie-chain!
Killua; he's broken...==
Hisoka: Kurapika what's your fave accesories beside your chain and earring?
Kurapika *hics* Chain Bracelet
Leorio: why are you all CHAIN?! would you mind spelling it!
Kurapika: *nods*~~C-H-E-I-N
Leorio: you really dont make sense!
Gon: neh neh who is chuckie?
Killua: i told you he is broken...
Kurapika: muwahahah~! Chaindilier!
Hisoka: Kurapika what are your hobbies?
Leorio: stop asking him already Hisoka!
Kurapika:~ hmm...Chainsticth
Killua: *facepalm* oh gawd...
Kurapika: Chain-ging~
Leorio: you know what you act like a darn broken radio.
Killua: you mean robot?
Gon: who is chuckie?!
All: A CHOCOLATE DRINK!
Gon: o.o...
Kurapika *laughs* ~Chain-Chain-Chain-Chain!
THEN END...by the way..
Kurapika: hello everyone! On this whole series i get bullied, this is not fair not right either! On next chap, my most embarrassing moment would be reveal...and that is..A lesson with Hisoka-sensei! Minna-san see you next time!
Note: the author is still so lazy to type the next chapie...so hope that you'll wait patiently XD TEHE!
I Must repeat , this idea of mine came just becoz i heard the drama CD, if your going to think its like your reading a drama CD translation :D
Hope you did enjoy, and review i guess ^^