Evangelion Next Genesis
Ch. 4: You Will (Probably) Understand!
Act XXI: UNDERSTANDING!
Twas' a week before Christmas, and all through Tokyo-3, People were shopping for their birds and bees.
They purchased gifts and treats of all sorts, shopping in the city and at the ports.
They knew that in a week, their hard work would be done, and everyone was happy, all except one.
"I don't get it, Rei," Asuka told her emotionless female friend, "Why isn't Shinji happy that Christmas is coming?"
"Unknown," Rei replied, "Perhaps it is because of an occurrence in his past."
"I know, we can do a Christmas Carol situation in which a ghost shows Shinji his past," Asuka smirked, "So that he can see the true meaning of Christmas."
"But how?"
"Ramiel," Asuka smirked.
"You want me to do what?" Ramiel asked.
"Hack into Shinji's mind to make him relive his past when I show up as the Ghost of Christmas Past," Asuka replied.
"What you proposed makes me wanna kill you even more," Ramiel sighed, "But if I do, Shinji will find out, get mad, and turn me into a fruit."
"... How can he turn you into a fruit?" Asuka asked.
"He's badass, that's how," Ramiel replied.
"Well, time for plan B," Asuka sighed, "Operation, Snowman."
A few days had passed, and Asuka's plan, populated Tokyo-3 with dozens of snowmen.
Each and every snowperson held in his hands, a message to spread good cheer throughout the land.
"Merry Christmas, Shinji Ikari."
"She did," Ramiel sighed, "And where'd all the snow for all these things come from, anyway? I thought Second Impact made it summer year-round."
"It just appeared overnight," Misato replied, "Strange that it didn't melt in the heat."
"Snow's not naturally this enduring unless..." Ramiel's voice trailed off, and his eyes pulled up to see...
A clone of Sachiel with white skin, blacken bones, and 12 wings of AT Field.
"Sach, stop playing around," Ramiel groaned.
"That's not me," Ghost Sachiel appeared next to him.
"Then that could only be..." Ramiel growled, "... A Seraphim!"
I AM THE ANGEL OF THE SNOW! MY POWER EXTENDS LIKE A FROSTY BREEZE THROUGHOUT THE LAND! I AM SHAGIEL! I AM HERE!
"Oh, F- all kinds of stuff," Ramiel growled, "RAI KITTAN! ARISE!"
That was when every snowman in Tokyo-3 came to life.
SNOWZOMBIES! KILL THEM!
"Oh, great, Snowmen Zombies," Ramiel shifted his arms into cannons, "Dad, I REALLY need to get Seraphim before they show up."
And then, a certain blue-King Kittan clone popped up.
"Oh good, he's here," Ramiel smirked, "Misato, here's your ride."
"W... what?" Misato blinked.
Ramiel turned to her, smiling.
"F-ing metal," Misato smiled.
As Eva 00, Boomstick, and Eva 02 rose from the floors of Tokyo-3, Shagiel turned to them.
AH, THE EVANGELIONS. THE ANGEL-KILLERS. I'VE KNOWN OF YOUR EXISTENCE FOR SOME TIME. NOW, YOU FACE THE ANGEL OF THE SNOW. BE READY FOR-
And then a stab to the core reduced the Angel to lifeblood. A stab delivered by non other then the Ramiel-King Kittan.
"Oh yeah! I'm awesome, bitch!" Misato yelled.
"Good for you, Misato," Shinji growled, "You just stole my spotlight."
"Sorry, Shinji!"
"So, the Seraphim was eliminated by Commander Katsuragi," Gendo Ikari noted.
"Yep," Shinji replied.
"Piloting the King Kittan rip-off the Angel made."
"Indeed," Rei replied.
"And now said angel is dealing with the remnant of the Angel's snowman army?"
"Confirmed," Asuka replied.
"... Yeah, I REALLY need a vacation," Gendo sighed.
"So, Shinji..." Asuka scratched her head, "I've been wondering..."
"Yeah?" Shinji raised an eyebrow.
"You weren't really enthusiastic about Christmas coming..." Asuka replied, "Why is that?"
"Asuka, I don't celebrate Christmas since five years ago," Shinji snarked.
"Why not?"
"I converted to Judaism."
"You're Jewish?"
"Not since last year. I converted again to Lovecraftism."
Meanwhile, in a building in Tokyo-3...
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
And so the last of the Snowzombies fell.
"Boom," Ramiel smirked, deactivating the crystalline cannon on his arm, "Headshot."
As the Angel of Thunder walked out of the building, he didn't know that someone else was watching him. Someone who looked a lot like Shinji.
"Who was that? What was he doing?" The boy spoke in a timid voice.
"Where am I?"
A week later...
Asuka got a toothbrush, a pair of socks, a plushie Eva 02... and a Shinji action figure. She's taken to sleeping with the action figure.
Misato got a King Kittan toy. PenPen got a Gurren Lagann toy to complement it.
Gendo got his vacation in Australia. There, he met a group of AI programs called the Reego, and they had an adventure. It was awesome.
Shinji saw Yogi Bear in 3D. He destroyed the theater soon after.
Rei got nothing. All her deeds were neutral.
Ramiel got his own fanfiction. It will premiere on December 30th, 2015.
He also was haunted by three ghosts. And they were all Sachiel
And the boy that looked like Shinji... will get a bigger role in the next chapter.