After driving a little bit, Eve finally makes it to the soup kitchen Carl was talking about, and stops the car in a parking lot. It was no ordinary soup kitchen...there was a connected shelter, a pool that looked dirty and some messed up basketball hoops. She takes a look around to see if she can find the cup. Meatwad, quietly letting go, looks around and sees a glass bottle nearby. He got an idea and grabbed it, still hiding underneath the car.
Once she got out of the car and started walking towards the shelter, Meatwad aims for her head, mentally praying.
Please, Santa Claus, lemme get this...
With quick aim, he throws the bottle and it swiftly hits her head, causing her to crash. Stars were practically racing around her head.
"W-w-where iiiis thee taaaaampon aisle?"
After she passes out, Meatwad quickly rolls towards the shelter, in search of his friend. Once inside, he looks around, and there he was...all by himself.
Shake...
Meatwad quickly rolled up to the cup, who was chugging down a beer. He looked at him...a full-grown brown beard, tired eyes, and a face filled with sorrow.
"Damn boy, you look like a bum."
Shake stopped chugging and looked down. "M-meatwad?"
Meatwad smiles. "Yeah, boy. I-EH!"
Shake grabbed him up into a hug. "Man, it's great to see you! I-" He quickly realizes what he's doing and drops him hard. "I mean...what the hell do you want, turd? I was just finishing my first beer!"
"But I-"
"And I'm doing JUST fine without you nerdheads! They even got a bathroom here, and free food-"
"Shake SHUTUP!"
This got nothing but silence from Shake. Meatwad continued.
"You in trouble, boy! You gotta leave quick!"
Shake teared up a bit. "And go where? I'm not wanted back home!"
"That ain't true...I miss you, boy! Frylock do too! But we gotta leave now before we get in trouble!"
Shake thought about it. "Well hang on, I gotta pack my things and-"
"Ain't any time for that, man! Eve is here!"
Shake shrieked and cowered. "Oh God, what does she want now? She already got rid of me!"
"She came to capture you and kill you. You was right all along, man! She done hurt Carl and now she wants to get you outta the way so she can have Frylock to herself."
Shake widens his eyes. "That bitch!" He then gets angry. "I can't let her have Frylock to herself, and nobody hurts Carl except for me!...when he doesn't clean his pool the way I like."
As Shake rambles on, Meatwad sees something out of the corner of his eye and widens his eyes.
"Shake, Shake, we gotta go now!" He quietly says, pointing to where Eve was standing, talking to somebody that worked for the shelter.
"Oh God," Shake says with fear. "What's she gonna do?"
"I-I'm scared, Shake.."
Shake looks down at the meatball. "Well, I don't want her capturing you, so go ahead and hide in my cup."
Meatwad stares at him. "What? But we in this together! We like Bonnie and Clyde, except you gotta be the girl, cuz...you know, you like guys like dem girls do."
"Damnit, if something happens to you, Frylock will have one more reason to hate my guts more than he does now. Just hop in!"
"Okay!" Meatwad climbs into his cup, and says one more thing. "If she do capture you, she gonna play with your mind before she does anything, so just roll with it, boy. I gots a plan."
"Okay, here goes nothing!"
The minute Eve turns her head in Shake's direction, he wobbles off as fast as he can out of the shelter. He starts panting for breath as he got faster, and finally he collapses to the ground, breathing heavy.
"Oh God...that...that took a lot outta me! You okay in there, Meatwad?"
"Yeah, but you gotta keep going! She's probably following you!"
Shake chuckles. "No way, man! I think I lost that crazy bitch! I gotta relax and-"
Before he can finish his sentence, a car with flashing headlights stops right on the sidewalk in front of him. As the sound of heels approached him, he starts to breathe quietly, mentally praying.
Frylock, I wish you were here...to save my ass! That and...I miss you...
Eve uses her foot nudge Shake awake, in which he looks up at her.
"Y-you..."
She strangely had...a somber look. "Shake! I've been looking all over for you!"
He widens his eyes. "W-what?"
Eve frantically nods. "It's Frylock, he's...he's really sick without you! He needs you to come home right now!"
"R-really?" He looks up to see the sky slightly starting to light up. "W-well, I-I'll get home to him in like a few hours, since it's still night and all. I wouldn't wanna wake him up."
Eve chuckles. "Nonsense, you loveable oaf, I'll take you right now! He needs you. Seriously."
He stands up, and looks at her car, pointing to it. "Yeah, I'd love to go with you and all, but I doubt my big muscles would fit in your tiny ass car so.."
Eve starts to twitch, still smiling. "Oh, no worries, I'll make ya fit! I've done it PLENTY of times before..."
He notices her tone getting more sinister, as he continues to reject the offer, twiddling his thumbs. "Well I, I kinda need exercise, I've been eating like a pig and-"
Eve couldn't take it anymore and starts to have a tantrum. "You are COMING WITH ME, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
Shake widens his eyes, trying to wobble away. "Uhh I gotta go-"
Before he can wobble any further, Eve takes a baseball bat she had in her trunk and hits him over the head with it, causing him to fall and groan in pain.
"That's right, now you'll shut up..."
She quickly ties him up and, with strain, throws him in the trunk. He loopily looks at her.
"F-frylock won't let you get away with this.."
She just grins at him. "Sweetie, I've already won this game ten times over. You're just suffering from denial."
With that said, she closes the trunk, and soon, all Shake sees is darkness...literally. Meatwad, while inside Shake, tries to wake him up through poking his cup organs. He starts to tear up.
Please, Shake, I-I can't go on without you, boy...
