OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS!
IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS?
ARE THE BAD PUNS AND JOKES BACK!
...Yes.
What did you think this chapter was?
A teaser?
Now, I'm an asshole; but not that much of an asshole!
...Why am I stalling?
Ack, fuck it, if you wanna read, do right ahead.
Enjoy the return of my horrible jokes that make children in Africa die of starvation (somehow)
Amy: Hiya, Link!
Link: I thought that you were gone!
Amy: Well…Backstreet boys are back!
Link:…I hate you…
Amy: Hey, Fox!
Fox:…What now?
Amy: Don't you love barrels?
Fox: If you say anything about a barrel roll…I swear…
Amy: Nope!
Fox:…Thank God-
Amy: I've got something worse! DO A RICK ROLL!
Fox: OH GAWD NO
Amy: Hey, Mario, you've had a lot of jobs over the years, right?
Mario: Yes, yes that'sa right.
Amy: Have you ever been an ice cream truck driver?
Mario:…Umm…no…
Amy: Oh…Oh well…I'll do the joke anywhere! HOLY MOTHER FUCK, IT'S AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!
Mario:…Please justa go away…
Amy: Hey, Shulk.
Shulk:…What?
Amy: I know the true power of the banana-mondo!
Shulk:…Which is?
Amy: PEELING it.
Shulk:…Why did you have to come back?
Amy: Popular fan choice; they wanted me back.
Shulk: But we don't!
Amy: Aww…But I'm really feeling it!
Shulk:…Where is Link when you need him!?
Amy: hey, Ness!
Ness:…Why are you back?
Amy: What did the people say to Noah when the flood started?
Ness:…Do I want to know?
Amy: Damn it, Noah!
Ness:…
Amy: Get it? Cause it's a flood?
Ness:…
Amy: damn the flood?
Ness:…Please, just don't…
Amy: Oh my God, yes!
Link: What?
Amy: I found the one piece!
Link:…?
Amy: But I still gotta find the other 99!
Link:?
Amy:…What? You no anime?
Link:…
Amy: Luffy?
Link:…Get out…
Amy: So, why don't we talk about Brawl's final boss?
Bowser:…(0_0) No…
Ganon: Don't go there…
Amy: Because it's TABOO!
Bowser: GAWD, THE PAIN!
Ganon: TOO MUCH PUN!
Amy: Hey, Shulk.
Shulk: Yeah?
Amy: So, I went to the church…
Shulk: And why would I care?
Amy: Well, I was really kneeling it.
Shulk:…And here I thought you were going to make a "pew pew" joke…
Amy:…Pew pew? What the hell does that mean?
Shulk:…*Facepalms*
Amy:…Pewdiepie?
Shulk: MOTHER OF FUC-
Amy: Come quickly, Caption Falcon!
Falc: What? Where? Who?
Amy: We've got to get to the top of a mountain, and find some grass after a night of rain!
Falc:…Why?
Amy: Isn't it obvious? SHOW ME YOUR DEW!
Falc:…Well, I had nothing better to do today…
Amy: Jigglypuff!
Jigglypuff: Puff?
Amy: No one likes you.
Jigglypuff:…Puff?
Amy: *Waving around a banner* Sceptile for smash! Jigglypuff for trash!
(I bet I just made a lot of smash bro players angry by including this jokes)
(Oh well)
(Sue me)
Amy: Hey, Samus.
Samus:…What?
Amy: I've got your theme song!
Samus:…What now?
Amy: They see me rolling, they hating!
Samus:…No…
Amy: Try to catch me rolling dirty, try to catch me rolling dirty!
Amy: Hey, Ryu.
Ryu: Yeah?
Amy: I've yet to make fun of you.
Ryu:…
Amy: But, when my story and your game has the same villain, I guess we can just let Seth die and be on with it!
Ryu:…What?
Amy: Yeah, I don't know either. Forgive me, I'm rusty….
Well...Yeah.
Leave a review if you want more of this, from what I remmeber from last year, you guys wanted more, and even after I said no, you guys still tried and asked and pleaded with all your little hearts.
It was amusing.
Amy: Yeah, I'm back baby!
Me: Of yeah, if you haven't noticed yet, Smash shorts will be put on hold, at least until you guys give me more ideas (which, aqgain, leave in the reviews!)
Well, that's all I've got to say...so...
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Till next time guys, this is Crimson, going dark!
Bai bai!