~Vacation~

Hey! Hello? Yeah, hi. I'm Blue – but you know me already, yeah? I'm a Dex Holder. If you don't know what that means… well, you suck. I bet you don't know what the cosine of pi is, either. Hmph. Loser.

If you haven't been living under a rock for the past few years, though, I bet you also know that Red, a fellow Dex Holder of mine, is my new fiancé. (Yes, he proposed on Mt. Silver. No, I am not pregnant. You're welcome, paparazzi.) He's a genius at what he does, of course, but when it comes to street smarts… well, he's a little dense. And if you have any idea what I go through on a daily basis, you're either a stalker or a highly ambitious reporter. Back off, creep.

But I suppose I'll tell you, 'cause I'm a nice person and all that. Dunno why you're all so interested, but here goes:

A Day in the Life of Blue and Red

Blue, shivering: Red… I'm cold.

Red, playing fetch with Pikachu: Me too.

Blue, sulking, picks up a blanket for herself.

Blue, smiling sweetly: Red, d'you ever think of going someplace besides all this snow?

Red, confused: 'Course I do. I do go different places. I visit home all the time.

Blue: But what about… I don't know, someplace warm?

Red: Home is warm.

Blue sighs.

Blue, pacing back and forth: Ever wonder what Hoenn is like?

Red: Not really. I've been there, you know.

Blue: Well, then, how is it?

Red, thinking: …Hot. Tropical. Full of hippies.

Blue: That sounds nice!

Red: Hippies sound nice?

Blue sighs again.

Blue, lounging on the couch: Red?

Red, idly tossing a PokeBall in the air: Mmhmm?

Blue: What're we gonna do once we're married?

Red, shrugging: I dunno, the same things we always do…

Blue: Like?

Red: Uh, battling? Training? Talking? Fu –

Blue: Anything else?

Red: Are you hinting at something?

Blue, sarcastically: No, not at all. Of course not.

Red: Okay.

Another sigh from Blue.

Blue, grudgingly: Red, are we going on a honeymoon?

Red: Yeah, of course. Why?

Blue, happily: Where?

Red: I figured I'd let you decide.

Blue: Oh. Um. Okay.

Red: Yup.

Blue: Hoenn sound good to you?

Red: Sounds great.

Hints just never work, do they? Such a shame. But all that matters is that we'll be in Hoenn sometime soon~ Hm, what to pack…

"But it'll be fun!" was all she needed to convince him.

A/N: Yay, fun with line breaks~

First one to tell me what the cosine of pi is gets a oneshot dedicated to them, because I'm bored (and feel like sentencing myself to even more work).

~Ebaz