A/N My friend stole my purse geve it back u bitch gay frog and THANKU ERODY 4 EDITING MY CHAPPIE 33
ZELDa was on way to my house. she left my and then arrived and pickd up my pussie (thats my cat u pervos i should report u to the police i know i m super hot but control ur iguanas)
link was there 2. he had the master sord and sliced a hole in my heart. "oh link i do love you so" I jizzed then he premature ejaculation and we nt to bed i followed him into the bed we were in the bed together except I was sleeping in a hotel down the street cuz I found a purse on the street but i retuned it to zelda BECUZ THATS WHAT FREINDS DO U BITCH
Ganon was the king sittin on his throne when he got links mass text that i was at the hotel becus he woke up and i wasnt there so ganon drove by to pick me up in his ferrari and it was such a hot car that i dumpd link for it and we driving to the movies he had a big fat cigar. he smoked it and i was so turnt up that i gave him a hairjob and zelda caught me "OMG ur such a slut" she said
"oh really well i have a video of u sleepin with link" I crapsacked back. Zelda was aghost. She thought she was ms perfecto but i was the queen of the bees here.
I started singin that new iggy azalea song I'm so fancy and i crushd her in the finals. afterwords me and link and ganon had a three some but link had 2 leave becus he wasnt bi but thats ok cuz thats gross
SHUD I WRITE MORE? tell me in the reviews ok but make sure to NOT FLAME or esle i cut you up