Author's note: Hey everybody. Well nothing new to report today so I guess we'll-
Johan: RUN PEEWIT!
Peewit: CLOSE THE DOOR! CLOSE THE DOOR!
(both of them run in and slam the door and lock it. They are both panting hard and their clothes are ripped and their hair is a wreck)
Hefty: What the smurf happened to you two?
Peewit: Well remember when Livy was explaining to us what a fangirl was the other day?
Me: Oh no! Please tell me-
Crazy Fangirls: JOHAN AND PEEWIT! AAAAAAHHHHHH!
(they start banging on the door)
Hefty: (looking out the window) Great smurfs! There's hundreds of them.
Johan: Peewit and I barely escaped with our lives
Peewit: It was horrible! They were everywhere!
Crazy Fangirls: (bangs on the door) Were know your in there Johan and Peewit.
Johan: I don't think the door will hold much longer.
Me: (sighs) Then I know what I must do
Peewit: What are you talking about?
(I leave and return wearing a football helmet and carrying a frying pan and a shield)
Johan: Livy! Don't do it!
Peewit: It's suicide!
Me: Stand back!
Johan: I won't let you do this
me: As soon as I run out shut the door.
Peewit: Livy!
Me: I do not own the smurfs, Johan or Peewit. I only own Livy (opens the door and charges outside) BACK OFF YOU VULTURES!
Outside, Peter, Louie, Basil, and Charle's soldiers were preparing to leave to find John De Bofour. As they were packing, Papa, Brainy and Smurfette had returned to the castle.
"Oh Papa Smurf things sure have changed since we left. What are all these humans doing here?"
"And Where's Johan, Peewit and Livy?" Smurfette and Brainy asked as the three of them peeked out from their hiding place behind a trunk.
"I don't know but we must find out." Papa replied. And with that they tip-toed away from the trunk, being careful not to be spotted by any of the men and went off to find their human friends.
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to the smurfs, the teens were locked in the dungeon. After Charle had knocked Livy out, the Bofour's were able to overpower the two remaining boys and threw them all in the dungeon. Chaining their ankles to the wall.
"Johan, Livy's been unconscious for a long time." Peewit said worridly
"I know Peewit, I know." Johan said as he held the unconscious girl in his arms, her head resting against his chest. Suddenly Livy let out a slight groan.
"She's waking up!" Johan said.
"That's a relief." Peewit sighed.
A couple of minutes later Livy's green eye's fluttered open only to see a pair of chocolate brown eyes and another pair dark blue starring back down at her.
"M'lady are you alright?" Johan asked her gently.
"Yeah, Charle hit you in the head pretty hard with that pot." Peewit added.
"Yeah I'm fine, I just have a really bad headache is all." Livy replied groggily as Johan helped her into a sitting position while she clutched her throbbing head. "What I wouldn't give for some Advil."
"Well now that we know your ok we must get out of here." Johan said.
"Hey Johan, these chains are so old maybe we can break them." Peewit suggested. The jester turned around and yanked on the chain that was around his ankle and pulled with all of his might, only to have the brick that the chain was attached to slip out of the wall. "Then again maybe not."
Meanwhile in another part of the castle, the Bofours had cornered John De Boufour's servant and was trying to force him to write a fake note.
"Now write down that it is urgent and sign your name." Peter instructed as he tried to put a feather pen in the man's hand.
"No! Never!" the man refused
Peter grabbed the man's shirt and yanked him towards his face.
"How do you spell urgent?" the man asked taking the pen.
"Just say it is very important." Peter said.
"And underline very." Louie added.
Unnoticed by any of them, the smurfs snuck into the room and heard everything as they hid behind a nearby curtain.
"Well done. Now all we have to do is deliver it to John De Bofour." Basil said as he skimmed over the letter.
"I will deliver it myself and bring him back here." Louie offered.
"But be sure he has De Bofour seal." Charle reminded.
"Yes," Peter agreed, "We will need it to prove that I am...uh I mean we are the rightful Bofour heirs."
The smurfs had heard enough and without a word, they tip toed out from behind the curtain and out of the room to find their missing teenage friends.
"That stupid wretch of a girl." Basil cursed a while later as he rebandaged his wrist from where Livy had cut it.
"Oh my that's a nasty looking cut." a voice spoke. Basil looked us and turned as white as the ghost that stood before him.
"Hello" Aldebear greeted.
"YIPE! A GHOST!" Basil screamed as he ran for his life.
"Johan! That awful scream!" Peewit exclaimed as he and the others woke up with a start hearing Basil's scream.
"Aldebear must have returned." Johan mused.
"And it appears he and one of De Bofour's are having a little family reunion." Livy said smirking..
"Maybe he can help us, ALDEBEAR!" Johan called out as Peewit and Livy followed suit.
"Aldebear!"
"Aldebear!"
"Help! Aldebear!"
"Were in the dungeon!"
"Aldebear! Help us!"
"Oh it's useless my friends, he can't hear us." Johan sighed.
"But I can, now be quiet before I chain up your big mouths!" a guard threatened looking in at them through the barred window in the door.
"Well at least someone heard us." Peewit said as the guard left.
"Yeah the wrong person." Livy added.
Things looked hopeless, but then hope came scrambling in under the door.
"Papa Smurf!" Johan exclaimed as he spotted him, and the two other little blue creatures.
"Oh it's terrible," Brainy said, "Some evil humans have smurfed a trap for the one true heir to the castle and if they can get their hands on the royal seal then...you gotta smurf out of here." Brainy said quietly as his elder shot him a look that said "Ok Brainy we get it!"
At that moment a familiar figure phased through the wall.
"Aldebear!" the teens exclaimed.
"Oh thank goodness!" Livy said.
"Can you help us get out of these chains?" Johan asked pointing to his ankle.
"Alas no my hands would pass through anything solid. I can't even open a door." Aldebear explained.
"If you could only help us find the keys we can do the rest." Papa Smurf said.
"Oh I frightened the one with the keys just a moment ago. By accident of coarse." Aldebear said with a chuckle.
"That gives me an idea." Johan exclaimed.
"You were dreaming Basil. I already told you ghosts do not exist." Peter said as he and the rest of the Bofours were walking down a hallway.
"Oh but I do!" Aldebear said laughing manically as he stuck the upper part of his body through the wall and made scary faces at the Bofours.
"Yah! A ghost!" they screamed as they ran away.
"Oh I have been waiting ages for you Bofours." Aldebear said as he completely phased through the wall and took chase.
"Do you really think the ghost is gone?" Charle asked trembling as he and Peter hid behind a corner.
"I-I certainly hope so." Peter replied.
"Hello!" Aldebear said sticking his face through the wall next to them, scaring Peter and Charle out of their wits. "Oh I haven't had this much fun in ages." Aldebear said gleefully as Charle and Peter took off in different directions.
Meanwhile Basil had run into another room and was busy barricading the door.
"Now let him try to get in." Basil huffed as he placed a small crate on the enormous pile of junk in front of the door.
"Ooooooh!" three little white figures moaned running up to the man.
"Little ghosts!" Basil gasped as he backed up against the wall. "Yah! Go away!" he begged.
"Give us your keys and we'll go away." one of the ghost said in a voice that sounded suspiciously like Papa Smurfs.
"Here take them! Just go!" Basil said as he tossed the keys to the ground in front of them. One of the ghosts grabbed the keys and they were on their way.
"Who would have thought that hankies would make such good smurf sized ghost costumes."Livy mused once she, Johan and Peewit were free.
"Good work smurfs." Johan congratulated.
"Don't thank us, thank him." Papa Smurf said as Aldebear phased through the wall.
"It was nothing." Aldebear said
"Now just keep scaring the Bofours until we can get out of the castle." Johan told the ghost as they started to sneak out of the dungeon. Suddenly a rooster's crow was heard.
"The dawn! I must go." Aldebear said.
"What a time to leave." Peewit said.
"Tomorrow is my last chance to find a true heir." Aldebear called as the teens and smurfs took off running.
"Smurfy just smurfy." Livy grumbled.
"My men are ready to ride." Louie said to the other Bofours.
"Then you must leave at once." Peter said.
"If those ghosts don't get you first." Basil said pointing to six white ghostly figures that were heading right for them. Three of them remarkably smaller than the others.
"Ooooooooh!" the ghosts moaned and the Boufours screamed and ran.
"Basil was right! There are more." Peter gasped.
"Ooooh! Give me you soul! Oooh!" Livy moaned as she chased Basil.
"Oh please please spirit have mercy!" Basil begged while running.
"This is fun." Livy thought.
"Hmm what do we have here?" Peewit asked as he spotted two black shoes peeking out from under a curtain.
"Whoooo! I'm going to get you!" Peewit moaned as he threw back the curtain to reveal Charle was hiding behind it. They then took chase.
"Peewit!" Johan whisper yelled to his friend but it was to late because not a second later Peewit's sheet snagged on something and flew off him.
"Uh oh!" Livy said upon seeing this. Basil reached out and yanked her sheet off her.
"You!" he exclaimed upon seeing that it was the same girl who had defeated him in sword fighting.
"Well as the roadrunner from looney toons would say, "Meep! Meep!" and with that Livy took off running.
"Get them! They are not ghosts! It was a trick!" Charle hollered as he chased Peewit.
"You good plans never last long Peewit." Johan said as he and the smurfs ditched there own sheets and ran after their friends.
"After them!" Louie yelled as the Bofours took chase.
"Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!" Livy chanted as they ran onto one of the castle's barracks, only to come to a dead end.
"There they are!" Louie said as the Bofours spotted them.
"We've got them trapped." Basil said as the Bofours ran out onto the barrack charging right for the teens.
"Crap!"
"Crap is right Livy. Johan do something!" Peewit said panicing.
"I'm thinking!" Johan snapped.
"Well you better think faster cause here they come!" Livy said.
"I've got it! We'll jump!" Johan exclaimed.
"Think of something else." Peewit begged as he looked down at the long drop into the moat below.
"No time to argue, hang on Smurfs!" Johan said as he and the others lept from the edge and landed in the moat with a splash. Once they resurfaced they immediately took off swimming.
"Blast! They're getting away!" Peter seethed.
"Ooh we made it!" Smurfette cheered once they took off running on land.
"Not yet we haven't Smurfette." Livy said
"Run Peewit!" Johan said.
"They must not escape!" Peter said as he and the other Bofours ran across the drawbridge on horseback.
"As I was saying, RUN!" Peewit hollered as they ran faster.
"They must be around here somewhere. Split up and find them." Basil ordered.
Not to far away the teens had ducked behind a boulder.
"We need a horse." Johan said as they peeked out from behind the boulder.
"I think I have an idea on how to get one." Livy said. "Johan help me up into that tree."
Basil was riding on his horse keeping a watchful eye out for any sign of movement.
"THANKS FOR THE HORSE YA FREAKING HOBKNOCKER!" Livy suddenly shouted and lept from her tree and tackled Basil off the horse. This spooked the horse and it ran, but Johan managed to grab the reins as the horse ran past.
Livy got off of the now dazed Basil and ran towards her friends. As soon as she hopped in between Johan and Peewit they were off.
"Good work Livy!" Johan congratulated.
"Ooh Livy you were wonderful." Smurfette said.
"I was wasn't I?" Livy asked smirking.
"One question though," Peewit said.
"What is that Peewit?" Papa Smurf asked.
"What's a hobknocker?"
Livy laughed a little before she turned around and whispered what a hobknocker was in the jester's ear.
"THAT'S DISGUSTING!" Peewit shrieked.
"And illegal." Livy added.
Me: (flinging my frying pan around) AND DON'T COME BACK!
Hefty: Smurfy Livy! I never knew that a frying pan could make such a great weapon.
Me: And I never knew that fangirls could be THAT insane
Johan: My hero! (hugs me)
Peewit: Normally it's the knight that rescues his lady fair, not the other way around
me:(blushing) I am not his lady fair!
Peewit: But you'd like to be (smirks)
me: (whacks Peewit in the back of the head with the frying pan)
Peewit: (seeing stars) Pretty colors (faints)
me: Well until next time this is flowerpower71 and the gang saying we hope you enjoyed this chapter and please please please review.
All: Bye!