(A/N) Glad everyone liked last chappy!! YAY!!! You all have made me uber happy!!! WOOHOO!!!!! Plus Sasuke lovers!! He will be coming into the story soon..It might take five or ten chappys but he will be in this story!!! maybe even fifteen..
Britt: Sadly..Mello and Matt had to leave..and you had to ruin my good mood by mentioning Sasuke, Didn't You!!
Me: Sadly..but! Matsuda and Near are here with us!! Some people actually like Sasuke, Not me tho
Britt: Grrrr -glares-
Near: Hello..
Matsuda: Hey..how did we get here???
Me: Awww your confusion is cute, Matsuda!
Matsuda: Who are you girls?
Me and Britt: -gasp- You forgot us?! We're hurt..-cries-
Near: Their the writers of our story..that your not in yet...
Matsuda: -gasp- Oh the one where Stacy goes to the whammy house and alot of stuff happens?
Britt: What the..?
Near: Yes
Me: Hey Matsuda, How do you know? -eyes Matsuda-
Matsuda: I saw Ryuzaki reading it! So I thought I would read it as well!
Me: Oh..wait! L reads it?!
Matsuda: Yea..so does Light!
Me,Britt and Near: -narrow eyes at the thought of Light- Light...
Matsuda: Anyway, Stacy nor Brittany owns Deathnote or...Naroto!!
Me: It's Naruto!
Matsuda: Oops..sorry..
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I opened my eyes to see the light peering through curtains, I felt the bed shift slightly and I looked behind then saw Tobi's back "Hmm.." I sat up and rubbed my eyes and remembered something "SHIT!!!" I screamed causing Tobi to jump up and get into battle stance.
"What is it?!" He yelled looking around then when he noticed noone was attacking he calmed down, He looked at me "Stacy-chan..what's wrong?" He sat on the bed and put a hand on my shoulder, I swung my legs over the bed and started to slip on my ninja sandals.
"I have to find Kisame-san! To see what he did with my box!" I said panicky as I ran over to his door with my hair a mess "This?" Tobi asked and I turned around, Tobi held the box that Konan had given me "Tobi! Thank you!" I yelled as I ran over and grabbed it, I opened it and pulled out a packet reading the cautions.
"What are these?" Tobi asked as he picked one up and read it "I need them so I won't have a baby..and If I were to get pregnant it would be from you" I replied not really thinking on what I said just concentrating on the words that I was imprinting in my brain.
Tobi dropped the packet speechless, I finished reading the packet and looked up at Tobi with a smile "Yes! It has been less than twelve hours since we did it right?" I asked and furrowed my brows at his confusion, I stood up while holding a morning after pill.
"I'll be right back" I said as I ran over to his door, I opened it and ran out running over to the fridge "Whoa!" I almost bumped into someone but I quickly turned on my heel, I didn't look back as I opened the fridge and grabbed a bottle of water.
"What are you doing?" I didn't answer until I washed the pill down my throat, I looked over at Zetsu "Uhm..well..just think about the night before last" I said then ran towards Tobi's room leaving Zetsu pondering, He blushed slightly at the memory 'I would hate to ruin her life with a baby...I would have eaten it...No, That's just disgusting and evil' Zetsu shook his head and walked back to his room.
"Tobi-san?" I asked as I walked in and saw him froze in the spot I saw him earlier, I walked over to him and put a hand on his shoulder "Uhmm...what's wrong?" He jumped and turned to look at me "No-nothing" He replied and I shrugged, I turned around to the door "I'm going down to the kitchen to make breakfast and do dishes..see you later" I said as I walked out the door leaving Tobi still standing there.
I went to the bathroom to clean up and do what people do in there every morning, I walked over to their door "Zetsu-sempai! I'm going down to the kitchen!!" I didn't hear no reply so I just shrugged and walked out into the hallway, I hummed 'Hot N' Cold while I walked down the hall and down the stairs.
I walked into the living room "Hey Dei-Dei, Hidan-sama and Konan-sama" I greeted as I walked over to the couch, They looked up at me "Good morning, un" Deidara greeted trying to hide the fact the nick-name made him feel more like a girl "What the fuck ever, What's for breakfast?" Hidan replied as he laid back onto the couch.
"Good morning Stacy, May I ask what you are making?" Konan greeted closing her book with a smile, I smiled "I'm sorry but It's a surprise" I replied and as I walked by the couch I slapped Hidan ontop of the head playfully, I patted Deidara's still black and orange blobbed hair "You know you still look sexy" I replied with a happy smile, Hidan glared at me with a 'Do that again I'll chop your head off' look and I just chuckled at that as I walked into the kitchen
"Wow..despite all that happened she's still happy.." Konan said as she reopened her book, Deidara smiled "I just think she's a morning person" He said as he rubbed down his hair..not knowing that me and Britt had done that to him "She needs to know her place" Hidan said as he cracked his knuckles, Konan closed her eyes and her book then hit Hidan over the head with it.
"She is nice..remember we kidnapped her and look she's being nice and not putting up a fight or complaining..I'm actually growing fond of her" Konan opened her book for the third time that morning, Hidan glared at her as he rubbed his head "She should be going along anyway" He said and Deidara chuckled.
"You just don't like her because she can slap you and get away with it, un..." Deidara smirked "Plus..she got you in trouble with Leader, un" Hidan glared at Pumpkin Head "Shut the fuck up" He grumbled as he crossed his arms over his bare chest, Konan and Deidara looked at eachother then chuckled.
"Should make food first.." I said as I looked at the mountain of dishes that awaited me, I sighed and walked over to the fridge and freezer "A breakfast I shall make!" I cheered as I pulled out my soon-to-be breakfast, I looked through the cabinets for pans and pulled them when I found some.
"Good morning, Stacy" I jumped at the voice..What is wrong with my senses?..Ever since I've been in here I haven't been able to detect anyone to much...I turned around "Please don't scare me like that, Pein-sama" I said as I patted my chest trying to calm my racing heart, He walked forward with a smirk.
I eyed him as he stopped right infront of me, I jumped when he shot out his hand and grabbed my hair "Owww..Pein-sama..what are you doing?" I asked squinting as he pulled harder, He stepped closer his body pressed into mine..I was backed up against a counter.
His lips roughly crashed onto mine, My eyes were wide..this was Britt's man! Not mine!..I refused to kiss him back..but I refused to bite him as well..He pulled back and licked his lips "I do not know what everyone sees in you" He said as he released my hair, I couldn't speak..I was breathing hard and my heart would not calm down..What..What the hell..Just Happened?!
He narrowed his eyes "You are just a normal girl..with certain abilities..your looks are not that bad..but why would Sasori want you?..Maybe turn you into a puppet.." Pein thought outloud, I shook my head..oh he was only testing me out..wait! What?! That makes me feel used..like a tool..
"Well...I-I'm going to co-cook now" I turned and slowly started to get everything ready, I heard Pein walk out then someone walk in..My lips wouldn't stop tingling..I had to kiss someone or they are going do this the time while I cooked..I can not concentrate with all this.
I turned around and grabbed the persons long hair, I pinned them up against the wall and crashed my lips on theirs then I put my leg between theirs and rubbed causing a groan to escape their lips..I took my chance and slid my tongue in venturing everything..familiarizing it.
I opened my eyes and gasped breaking the kiss, I stepped back and blushed "I'm sorry.." I mumbled looking down, The bomber was silent..thinking about what in the hell just happened "Uhmm...I just came in here to..to uhmm..I was asked to help you..un" Deidara mumbled stumbling over his words.
"I'm so sorry Deidara-san, Please don't tell Britt!" I begged stepping closer with my puppy dog eyes, Deidara stared at me..and blushed at how close I was also remembering what he had saw with me and Tobi "Uhmm.. okay..but may I ask why you kissed me, un?" He asked and I nervously chuckled as I scratched the back of my head, I turned around.
"Well..I had to..relieve some stress..yea! relieve some stress!" I replied actually not lying, Deidara slowly nodded "Okay..un..do you need my help?" He asked and I slapped my hands together "Yes, Thank you!" I replied happily, He pushed himself from the wall and walked over to me.
"Here can you rip this open, Deida.." I look over at him and he was staring at me with a far off look "Deidara-san.." I put my hand on his shoulder and he jumped "What?..oh uh..okay, un" He replied as he took the packet, I sighed and poured alittle bit of cooking oil into the skillet.
...Thirty Minutes Later...
I have to admit..this thirty minutes has been..uncomfortable..Deidara would space out or I would every now and then "It smells good, un" Deidara said with a smile as he sniffed the air, I smiled at him "Thank you, Dei-Dei" I said as I turned off the stove, Someone walked in with a yawn.
"That smells good, Stacy" I smiled and looked over my shoulder at Britt, I walked up to her and hugged her "Good morning!" I cheered and she pushed me away gently "Yea good morning..whatever" She mumbled as she walked over to the fridge and opened it, She pulled out a strawberry whine cooler.
"Britt!" I scolded as I took it from her, She went to grab it "Hey! Give that back!! I drunk all of Hidan and Kakuzu's whine coolers..that or they hid it" Britt stopped and I took a sip of the whine cooler..Me and Britt's fav low alcoholic drink.
"Mine now!" I teased sticking my tongue out playfully at Britt, She sighed "I'll just get me another then" She opened the fridge and got out two, She handed one to Deidara "Here drink it" She said as she twisted off the cap, Deidara twisted off his and took a sip.
"Ha! We look like a group of teenagers..Deidara being the older sexy boy" I said waving my eye brows at him, Deidara almost spit out his drink "I'm just kidding, Dei-Dei" I said as I put all the food into plates, Britt eyed me and Deidara..she had a feeling something had happened.
"Deidara, Britt if you two don't care..can you help me carry plates to the table?" I asked politely as I grabbed four plates after putting my already half empty bottle of whine cooler onto the counter, Deidara and Britt stood up and grabbed two plates each.
I opened the door and walked out into the dining room placing the plates infront of the seats..even I knew Sasori had to eat..how else would he keep his heart strong?..lol well anyway in this story he eats! Deidara and Britt placed their plates on the table then sat down.
I shook my head as I walked into the kitchen and got the last plate, I placed it down on the table only leaving one seat without anyfood..because Zetsu probably already ate this morning "Don't eat just yet, you two" I said as I gave them a sharp look, Deidara and Britt froze then I smiled.
"I'll go get everyone" I said as I walked into the kitchen and walked out into the living room, I was happy to see there were seven members already in there "Okay, Breakfast is done" I said happily and I watched as Hidan,Konan,Pein,Kakuzu,Tobi,Kisame and Itachi got up and walked into the kitchen.
"Go ahead and eat without me" I said and Konan stopped then turned to face me "Stacy, Go get Zetsu and you two go and bring Sasori down to eat" She said with a warm smile then turned around and walked into the dining room, I was frozen..I had to do..WHAT?!..Well..at least Zetsu will be there..crap,crap and double crap!
I shook my head and turned then started walking to Zetsu and Tobi's room, I got to the door and opened it "Zetsu-sempai!" I yelled as I stepped in, There was no reply and I walked to his bedroom door "Zetsu.." I gently knocked on the door and it creaked open, I stared at it..Is this like a scary movie? and I'm the stupid cheerful girl that dies first?..maybe..
"Zetsu-sempai" I called as I took a slow and careful step in, I looked around his room..it was dark and had a spooky air to it "Uhmm...Zetsu-sempai" I called as I slowly walked in then the door slammed shut behind, I jumped forward and bumped into something..I slowly looked up..a pair of yellows eyes shining through the darkness of the room..
"AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" I screamed with my eyes wide of fear, I pushed myself off of it and ran to the door opening it then ran out "Oh shit!" I yelled as I stopped remembering who has yellow eyes..and who's room I was in.. "Hehehehe" I chuckled nervously as I turned and saw a certain figure at the doorway with raised brows.
"Hey..Zetsu-sempai.." I said trying to keep from breaking out in apologies because the look he gave seemed like he had no fudging idea was going on, He sighed and walked up to me "What is it?..Don't go sneaking into my room!...Stacy?" Zetsu asked and I sighed thankful that he wasn't mad..well both sides anyway..
"Can you come with me to get Sasori?" I asked politely..which it was hard to keep from frowning or keep from sounding as if I'm being tortured..which I was! "What..Why In The Hell Would You Even Go Get That Bi Sexual Son Of A Bitch?!?..Why?" He asked and I smirked..if he would've added 'puppet loving' I would've jumped him and kiss him on the spot..but I have to control myself..So noone will think I'll kiss anything that has a..I will not think nomore.
"Konan asked me to" I replied now showing that I didn't want to go, Zetsu grunted..Konan was higher respected than he was..well because she kisses Pein's feet "Okay" He replied as he walked into his room, I waited and a few moments later he came out and shut his door.
"Lets go" He said walking over to the door and I followed him quietly, After we shut the door we walked down the hall heading for the Princess's room...
...Hokage's Office...
"Enter!" Tsunade yelled when there was knocking at her door, Kiba walked in and noticed Kakashi,Shikamaru,Temari,Kankuro and Gaara already in there "We are ready, Lady Tsunade" Kiba said looking down at Akamaru in his jacket, Tsunade sighed...Yesterday she had told Shino and Kiba that they were to be in Shikamaru's team..Along with the sand siblings..Lee and Iruka was to make sure to keep Naruto occupied so that he wouldn't request to go..he had alot of training to do.
"We just have to wait for Shino.." She said and the door bursted open, The blonde ninja known as Naruto ran in "Grandma Tsunade! Why didn't you tell me about this?!" He asked as he ran up to her desk, Shizune,Lee and Iruka ran up to the doorway "We're so sorry Lady but..He wouldn't listen!" Shizune apologized breathing hard.
Iruka sighed trying to calm his breathing, Lee stood up straight and hid the fact that he was wore out..keeping Naruto busy was hard work "Naruto..I didn't tell you because I knew how you were going to react, You have to understand" Tsunade explained with a sigh.
"I want to help!" Naruto yelled and Tsunade shook her head "You have training" She said calmly, Naruto grunted "I have plenty of time to train!!" He yelled and Tsunade sighed "Your not going, That's Final!" She yelled and he glared at her, He huffed.
"Whatever but..if they are not back when I'm back from my weekly training...I'm going to look for them!!" He yelled as he turned around and stormed out of the office almost knocking over Shizune, Tsunade sighed as she tried to calm down.
"Do you really think he'll not try and look for them on his own?" Shizune asked and Tsunade closed her eyes "Nope" She replied with a sigh, Shino walked in looking behind him "He knows, doesn't he?" He asked and everyone nodded, Shino sighed "That's not good" He said Tsunade nodded as she looked over some papers.
"I know, Know since your here go and try to find the Akatsuki hide-out" She looked over at Kai and Sheva "You two are to go with them and show them where Stacy and Brittany was when they were kidnapped" She said and the two giant tigers nodded, She looked at Gaara,Temari and Kankuro "You can go to if you wish" She said and the two boys nodded but Temari sighed "I'll stay" She said and Tsunade nodded.
"You all are dismissed" She said and every bowed as they walked out the door, Shizune stood beside Tsunade as the woman laid her head in her palms "How could this have happened?" She asked and Shizune shook her head "I don't know my lady" She replied and Tsunade sighed as she straightened up, She looked over the paper once more.
It was Stacy and Brittany's papers to become ninja's of the leaf village, When they got back from the mission a failure or not she was going to hand them their papers and their headbands 'I hope they do come back' She thought as she put them papers aside and started looking over other important documents.
...With Britt...
Britt sat down and ate her eggs and bacon slowly 'There is something about Stacy and Pumpkin Head this morning..Why can't I get it out of my head?' She looked infront of her at the bomber as he ate the food with a big smile, She smiled 'They act as if they never tasted Eggs and bacon with sausages and biscuits..I would hate not to have Stacy around' She smiled and continued to eat.
Deidara couldn't get what happened between him and Stacy out of his head 'She kissed me, un..Why me? Why not Hidan?' He glanced at the jashinist as he ate his breakfast '..Why can't I forget it?..She told me not to tell Brittany, un..I should try to forget it, It probably meant nothing to her..un' He smiled as he continued to eat his delisous breakfast made by the girl that he actually got to kiss..He couldn't help but think of it..he couldn't lie..It was great.
"Deidara" Deidara jumped and looked next to him, Itachi stared at him then after a minute he smirked "What, un?" He asked and Itachi shook his head "Nothing" He replied and started eating again, Deidara bit his lip 'Shit! un, Itachi probably knows! This is not good..un' He narrowed his eye at the thought of what the weasel will do.
...With Me And Zetsu...
The whole trip so far was silent, I looked up at Zetsu and he just kept his gaze on where we were going "Zetsu.." I said as I stopped, He stopped and looked at me "Are you mad at me?" I asked as I furrowed my brows, He shook his head "No..Maybe!..Why do you ask?" He asked and I looked down as I tried to find the right words.
"I feel as if..I did something wrong..Your not talking to me and act as if your trying to ignore me, Did I do something wrong?" I asked trying to fight back tears, He walked up infront of me and placed his hands on my shoulders "Stacy..Your such a wussy!..I am not mad at you, You didn't do anything wrong" He replied and I looked up at him.
"Really?" I asked wiping away the tears that were built up in my eyes and he pulled me into a hug "Yes" He replied and I wrapped my arms around him then tried to not cry "I'm sorry, Zetsu-sempai" I said my voice shaky, He stroked my hair "It is okay..Want me to make you feel better?..Stacy, Lets keep going" He said and I nodded, He pulled back and so did I.
"I don't want to.." I mumbled as we started walking towards Sasori and Deidara's room, Zetsu groaned "I just want to fucking kill him...But we can't" He said and I smiled as we walked down the hallway, Our hands brushed up against eachother then the next thing I knew Zetsu's hand held onto my hand.
I smiled as I squeezed his hand slightly letting him know I don't mind, I sighed as we continued to walk down the hallway
...After A Few Minutes...
We stopped at a door that lead to Sasori and Dedara's room, Zetsu knocked and I took a deep breath as I heard the door nob turn "What?" Asked Sasori as he opened the door looking at me and Zetsu, He smirked when he saw me and Zetsu snarled "Breakfast is done" I replied with a strained smile.
"Okay" He said as he took a step forward and I froze, He smirked at me as he passed me..Zetsu watched him carefully then after he was ahead he looked over at me and saw the fear across my face "Come on, Stacy" He said as he grabbed my hand, I looked up at him and nodded slowly then we started walking behind Sasori.
...With Britt...
"I'm full" Britt said as she stood up with a satisfied smile, Everyone's eyes fell onto her "Everyone done?" She asked giving them all a questioning look, Everyone nodded "Okay" She said as she collected everyone's plates, She walked into the kitchen and placed the leftover food into the trash then placed the dirty plates in the mountain that had to be done later.
Britt sighed as she walked over to the fridge and grabbed her a water bottle, She twisted off the cap and took a drink "Humm..I should start dishes.." She said as she was bored anyway so she would hurry up and get them out of the way so her and Stacy could continue the pranks, She turned it on hot and filled up both sides of the sink.
...Me, Zetsu And Princess...
It was once again quiet as I walked with Zetsu and Princess then I sighed as I knew that after I ate I would have to do dishes, We walked into the living room and saw that Tobi sat there with a empty plate as he watched TV..FUSE channel..I would watch that all the time it has the best music!..most of the time.
"Stacy-chan!" Tobi cheered as he stood up placing the plate on the couch and hugged me, I patted his back "Hey Tobi-san, Are you done eating?" I asked and he nodded, I pulled back from the hug and nodded at the two that I had walked with.
They walked into the kitchen and I picked up Tobi's plate, I smiled at him "That's a good song" I said pointing at the TV as it played 'No. 5 by Hollywood undead', He nodded and I walked into the kitchen "Oh Britt, What are you doing?" I asked as I walked over to her, She smiled at me as she did the dishes "I will do the dishes but.." Her gaze sharpened "Your doing the laundry" She said and I chuckled.
"Agreed" I said and she chuckled "No telling where their clothes had been, Mainly Itachi's and Sasori's" She shivered and I cringed at the idea "You mean Princess" I corrected and she chuckled "Yea" She said and we started to laugh, I tried to help but she held up her hand "Go eat, I've already ate" She ordered with a glare and I nodded.
"Okay, Here's Tobi's plate" I said as I handed her the plate, She smiled and placed it in the sink "I'll help you when I get done" I said as I walked into the dining room, Britt nodded as she turned back to the dishes "Good morning, Everyone" I greeted as I sat down in between Konan and Kakuzu, I looked down at my food and smiled as I started to eat it.
Sasori had already eaten all he wanted which was only a few bites..messed up I know! He did it on purpose to get on my nerves "Good morning" Almost everyone mumbled and I chuckled, Pein discussed some stuff that made no sense to me..something about a scroll that held information about something really important..He said it's name but I didn't hear him clearly.
I finished eating and grabbed Sasori's plate then walked back into the kitchen, I gave my plate to Britt then scraped Sasori's left over food into the trash and placed the plate into the soapy water "Why did you come back with Sasori for?" Britt asked as she looked up at me, I started rinsing the dishes "Konan had me go get them" I replied with my eyes half lidded as I thought on everything.
As I was spaced out something caught my attention, I squinted my eyes and I noticed a crack behind a small picture "What is that?" I asked as I walked on the other side of Britt, She furrowed her brows "I don't see anything" She said then I slid the hanging picture alittle bit and saw that the crack was like a half square, Me and Britt exchanged confused looks then I lifted up the small picture of the midnight moon and dark trees.
Me and Britt eyed the weird crack, I pushed on it and tampered with it abit figuring out it slids open "A secret hiding place?" Britt asked and I reached my hand in there and felt some papers, I pulled out a piece of paper and read the words writen across it.
"A happy potion!" I yelled as I figured out what the fancy words meant, Britt looked over my shoulder "It's a recipe?" She asked and I smirked evilly, I nodded "Yep, This will make a person happy no matter who it is" I said and she smirked evilly too.
"Lets have a.." She started and I finished "..Concert" We started chuckling getting the easy ingredients then looked back into the small hiding place and found alittle vile as the main ingredient, We put two drops into the liquid.
We smirked evilly as we mixed up the potion but we had to let it set for a while so we finished the dishes while we waited.
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(A/N) Next chappy will for certain be funny!! It will be a long chappy, I'm planning it will anyway
Sasori: If you do not stop calling me Princess, I will kill you!
Me: Oooh, I'm shaking in my boots
Sasori: I mean it!
Me: Uh-huh
Sasori: I'll kiss you!!
Me: ...AAAHHHHHHH!!!! STAY AWAY!!! -runs and hides in closet-
Sasori: Heh, I knew that would work...now to rewrite the story..-sits at computer-
Britt: Oh No You Don't!!! -throws a huge book at Sasori-
Sasori: Damn! -falls out of chair- Owww.. -rubs head where a lump was forming-
Britt: Princess, Get out!! -points at door- Now!
Sasori: Stop Calling Me That!!
Britt: DEIDARA!!! Sasori Said That His Art Is Better Than Yours And That Yours Is Nothing But Shit!!!!!
Deidara: WHAT?!? UN!!!
Sasori: Shit!! You'll regret this!! -jumps out the window-
Deidara: -runs in- I'll Blow Up Your Stupid Art!! -runs over to window throwing out bomb spiders-
BOOM!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!
Deidara: Don't Run Away From Me, Chicken Shit!!!!! UN!! -jumps out window chasing Princess-
Britt: I love Deidara so much, Stacy Sasori's gone
Me: -sighs happily- Glad he's gone -steps outta closet- Please Review!!
Britt: Yep!! Or I'll tell Deidara that you said his art sucks..Just kidding ^^