Hiya!! It's the holidays for me, so you might see me update my stories more often for two weeks! Wooohooo!! Anyway, special thanks to TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes (again!) for this idea and for pestering me to use it…
Disclaimer: I might not own Twilight, but I do own several Team Edward and Team Alice badges!!
TDIB: Hello again! Yes, the glass wall is back, and for a very good reason. –Groans from audience-. Now, our guest today was ranked YouTuber of the Year for his…erm…interesting home videos…-shudder-. Fresh from the dead, please give it up for Serial Killer James!!
-Audience boos and hiss as SKJ saunters on stage with a video camera and an evil smirk-
TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes: -squealing- MARRY ME, JAMES!! MARRY ME!!
Audience: Um…WTF?
TDIB: Hello James! Welcome to the show!!
SKJ: -holding the camera in front of him- (To camera) Okay, so this is my next intended victim. Um yeah, look at that –moves camera up and down on TDIB-. So, she might not suspect me of anything, but I-
TDIB: You do realise that I could hear everything you're saying…
SKJ: -startles- Huh, oh! Um, it's just an intro for my latest YouTube video and, er, I've decided to narrate a horror story for a change, hehe, yeah…
TDIB: Riiight…riiight…
SKJ: Wait, what's your name?
TDIB: -with a WTF look- The Dawn Is Breaking…why?
SKJ: (To camera) So everyone, meet 'The Dawn Is Breaking'. Yep, the next minute, the only thing breaking would be her limbs an-
TDIB: EXCUSE ME?!
SKJ: -turns towards TDIB- Erm, yeah…you're not supposed to hear that –cough-…
TDIB: -thinking- Oh God, this is not happening…Where's Edward when you needed him…
SKJ: So anyway, before I was so rudely disturbed –glares at TDIB-, basically, I'm going to tore out her bones in a painful way, befor-
-Is interrupted by TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes running on stage with a pen and her copy of Twilight-
TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes: OMC!! I LOVE YOU JAMES!! CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!
TDIB: NOT YOU AGAIN!! REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME YOU ASKED A VAMPIRE FOR AN AUTOGRAPH?!
TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes: I DON'T CARE!! I WANT HIS AUTOGRAPH, AND I'M GOING TO GET HIS AUTOGRAPH. NO MATTER THE CONSEQUENCES!!
TDIB: -sigh- So you got over Jane?
TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes: -grins goofily- Yeah, pretty much…
(Meanwhile…)
SKJ: (To his video camera) Excellent. With my prey distracted, I can now launch my unexpected 'jump-ten-feet-high-and-land-on-her' attack!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! –Puts his camera on the floor and crouches and prepares to spring towards TDIB/TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes-
(Back to TDIB and TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes)
TDIB: (To TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes) Honestly, what the hell is with you and random vampires that nobody really likes?! I mean, come on! JAMES?!
TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes: Well, only I could appreciate the major awesomeness of James, Jane and Ale-
-Is interrupted by Over Protective Edward running on stage-
Fan Girls: -swoons- BITE ME, EDWARD!! BITE ME!!
OPE: (To TDIB/ TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes) I suggest that you girls make a run for it now an-
SKJ: (To OPE) –Still crouching- Ahh, Edward…we meet again…
OPE: -growls and crouches- You might have died once, but I'll make sure that you'll die again.
SKJ: (To camera on the floor) People, meet Edward. Once upon a time, I got his damsel in distress, and man, does she taste good! I have uploaded the video on the website, so catch it o-
-OPE attacks SKJ and wrestles him-
TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes: (To OPE) NO!! NOT JAMES!! BAD EDWARD!! BAD EDWARD!!
TDIB and Fan Girls: -chants- EDWARD! EDWARD! EDWARD! EDWARD!
TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes: JAMES! JAMES! JAMES! JAMES!
-Dramatic silence-
TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes: What? You got to see James' hotness…
Everyone else: -shudder-
TDIB: You two! Stop fighting! If you have to fight, go outside!
OPE: But he'll kill you and everyone else here! –Punches SKJ in the face-
TDIB: I don't care! Drag him outside then! –OPE drags SKJ outside-
TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes: No James!! I'm coming with you James!!
TDIB: -grabs TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes' arm- Don't go anywhere! Do you want to be human mincemeat?
TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes: For James, willingly!
TDIB: -sigh- You're not going anywhere, and that's final!
TheVampireWithTheGoldenEyes: -whimpers- But James…James…
TDIB: -sigh- Yeah, this is what I meant when I said I don't complete my interviews…
Hehe, man that chappie sucked…
Okay, the last chapter might be next, because I'm practically out of ideas. It seems like 'Plotline Parodies' is the most popular, so I've started on that. I probably will get around to write the other story, but only time will tell (I'm no Alice, okay?!).
Oh yeah, thanks to all those people who read and reviewed! Free lollipops to you all!!
Next up – Dunno, maybe the last chapter…