More Filipino twins~! This time, I'm basing this off of a chapter I read out of a story called "333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN" by iTorchic, cause it sparked a really funny idea that I just had to do. Hope you enjoy it~!
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"Must you always state the word awesome in every sentence you say?"
"Must you always find a way to contradict my supreme awesomeness?"
"Must you potato eating bastards really argue about something this stupid?"
"Ve~~~don't make them mad, Lovino…"
"I can't, fratello! Those two just make me mad, wasting their times on things this stupid!"
"Hey, about this? To prove my awesomeness, I'm going to give you a bet: be me for a whole day."
"…fine. During the whole UN meeting, I'll be you…but ONLY if you can be me. If I win, you don't say the word awesome for the entire month."
"Deal! Show off my mad awesome acting skills this way!"
"Ve~~~we should switch too, Lovino!"
"Why should we?"
"It sounds fun~! Can we, fratello? Please? Please pleaseplease?"
"…why me…?"
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There was something weird going on in the meeting hall the first moment that Charice entered the room. She couldn't really put her finger on it, but she had to figure that it had something to do with the fact that Gilbert wasn't saying anything…and I mean anything. In fact, he was reading.
A book…that he didn't write.
…
"Roderich…" She turned to him, terrified. "What's going on…?"
"The German brothers are having a bet." The Austrian answered. "They're switching personalities for the day."
"Switching personalities." She turned her head. "T-that would mean…"
Charice slowly turned until she found the German talking (rather…yelling? Or is that German speak?) to a rather shocked looking England and America. And sure enough, guess what kind of nonsense is coming out of his mouth?
"Yeah, that's right! I said it! You know why? Cause I'm just that AWESOME!" He turned to Japan. "Tell the others that the awesome me is calling the shots in this meeting!"
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Rizal really hoped that Charice was able to secure good seats for this meeting. According to what England had told him, it was going to be about the condition of the nations that weren't in the G20 and their trading policies. It usually meant that he was going to have to get involved. Poor Charice knew nothing of that topic.
Speaking of which…isn't that her voice screaming out in the hallways?
Huh…it is. He blinked. What the-?
"BROTHEEERRRRR!"
*latch*
"GAH! God, Charice…" He pried her off. "What's going on?"
"I DON'T KNOOOOOWW…" She started sobbing. "Doitsu-ki in there just called himself awesome!"
"…great." He sighed. "Now give him back what you stole from him and maybe he'll stop bending to your demands."
"I had nothing to do with it!" She stated. "It's something to do with a bet with his brother, and…I dunno, but he's really scaring me at this point!"
"…now I want to see this." Rizal lifted his head. "Huh…isn't that Feliciano?"
Charice turned her head and saw Feliciano walking toward them with a semi-ticked look on his face and his arms being folded on his chest. But what really shocked their rocker was that his eyes were open. Feliciano's eyes were open. Wide open.
"GAAAAAH!" She jumped back. "WHAT the-?"
"…are you taking a bet like Germany is?" He asked the Italian.
"What else would I be doing, dammit? Wasting my time?" Feliciano sighed, sounding so much like his other brother. "My freaking brother wanted to do it…all for the damn…potato bastard."
Rizal could tell that Feliciano had to really stress the words 'potato bastard' in order to really be like Lovino. What interested him was that despite that slip-up, Feliciano was exactly like his brother. What is up with nice, innocent boys being great actors? What are they basing their angst upon…?
"Wait…that would mean that you're acting like Lovino today…" Charice whined. "Awww…does that mean I can't hug you…?"
"O-of course not!" He stressed out. "Why the hell would I agree to something like that, bastard?"
"Ate…if Feliciano is acting like Lovino, then Lovino is acting like Feliciano today." Rizal stated. "Wouldn't that mean that Lovino is going to be the huggy type for the remainder of the day?"
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"LOVI-CHAAAAAAAAAN~!"
All Rizal afterwards was a huge stream of fire shooting down the hallway toward the meeting hall. Apparently, all the weird things going on right now doesn't even begin to compare with the chance of being able to hug the other Italian brother.
"Dude! Who started the fire? That's totally unawesome!"
Rizal blinked. It was apparently Gilbert's line in Germany's voice. Turning his head, he noticed that it was Germany laughing at the stream of fire in the hallway. Feliciano turned his head and faked trying to look annoyed at him. He could tell that he was stressing about it.
"It's my sister's." He answered. "She's going to hug…Italy." Whatever Italy is Feliciano today.
"Geez, are you serious? That sister of yours loves hugging people!" He laughed out loud, sounded really freaky. "And she's scared of the awesome me, too! What's up with that?"
"I…don't know…" Now he knows how mentally confusing this is. This is a mind-bomb in the making.
"Stop yelling so loud, bastard!" Feliciano spat.
"Aw…you're just in awe of the awesome me, aren't you?"
As the mind-bomb continued its aftereffects, Germany shot out his arm and just one-arm hugged him. Feliciano acted like he was struggling, but a quiet and pleased "ve~" echoed out of his lips, and there was also a small hint of a smile. Guess he can't really act around his German counterpart…in whatever mode he's in.
"Wish I can stay, kiddies…but I got a meeting that needs some awesomeness!" Germany let him go. "Hurry up, Rizal! Before Charice starts annoying my brother!"
Germany walked away with the skip in his step that was completely Gilbert, leaving the Filipino and the emotionally-switched up Feliciano in the room. He figured that he might as well help the Italian get back in Lovino's mindset. Come to think of it, a strange question crossed his mind.
"Is that what Nazi Germany was like during World War II?"
Feliciano facepalmed.
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Charice decided that she was going to go research another country online today (so many countries, so much time, might as well take it at her own pace), and during the madness that is today, she decided that this time she's going for Prussia. As she typed the name in the Google Bar, she was grateful to see that there was a Wiki page on it.
As she scanned the information (mainly the wars and the fact that most of the history involved Germany), she couldn't help but notice one of the sentences on the page:
"Prussia emerged from the Napoleonic Wars as the dominant power in Germany, overshadowing her long-time rival Austria, which had abdicated the imperial crown in 1806."
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She started dying of laughter at her computer.
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The statement above is an actual quote from the Prussian Wikipedia page. And I had to do this…I seriously had to.
