Lololol well, my holidays are over and I'm sad about having to deal with real life people again after successfully avoiding human contact for most of two weeks. Anyway! I hope you enjoy this chapter because I tried! I really did!

Arthur woke up at 6:00 pm with a dull headache and a vampire screaming "ahahahaha! I have completed it! Yes! Lunch time is nigh, Arthur~" from down the hall.

As it always is with Arthur, he was a bit befuddled waking up, so he hadn't quite realised that he was going to get munched on until Vlad had tackled him to the floor (bumping Arthur's head in the process) and had him pinned down in a rather… suggestive position.

"Ouch, you dick, that really hurt!" shouted Arthur as he tried to worm his way out of Vlad's grip.

"You know, it's not nice to say that you'll give someone food when you're not going to. That makes me cross. And just for that, I think I'll take a bite out of you anyway" Vlad said huffily

"But I'll die! Let me go you wanker!" Arthur screamed in protest

"Whoever told you that? I'm not so impolite that I'll kill you for a meal. No, I'm a more of a pacifist"

"Well that changes everything, then." said Arthur sarcastically "I'll just let you drink my blood"

"Don't mind if I do," Vlad adjusted his hold on Arthur to make sure he didn't hurt himself on Vlad's teeth. That would just be tragic and messy.

"Hold still" he told Arthur.

It hurt like a bitch to say the least, for both parties. Arthur punched Vlad in the ribs causing one or two of them to crack. They did heal quickly but the sadness of being punched in the ribs by someone he considered a friend remained. Arthur just hurt because that's what being bitten is like.

"That was so mean! You didn't have to hurt me!" said Vlad, rubbing his once sore ribs.

"The pain in my neck for the pain in your ribs, beast!" Replied Arthur, placing his hand on the puncture wounds to check if he was bleeding. He wasn't, but he felt incredibly woozy due to the loss of blood.

There was silence throughout the flat while the two cooled off on opposite sides of the room.

After ten minutes, Vlad was happy again, having had his first meal in weeks thanks to Arthur. Arthur however, was still fuming, maybe even more so than before.

"Get out of my house you great Pollock!" Shouted Arthur.

"No." said Vlad as he inspected the carpet.

"Why the bloody hell not!? You've eaten, get out!"

Vlad scrunched up his face "…I don't have anywhere to stay" He sobbed.

"Then go find somewhere else to stay, you lemon."

Suddenly, Vlad's face lost all expression. He looked up at Arthur, suddenly finding the carpet uninteresting, and growled.

He moved fast. Too fast for Arthur to see, but when Arthur was able to keep his eyes on him again, one of Vlad's hands were wrapped around the Brit's wrists, not hard enough to hurt him but still making Arthur rather uncomfortable.

"But I want to stay with you" said Vlad calmly

"Let go" Demanded Arthur

"No" And without a moment's hesitation, he crushed their lips together and bit down. Hard.

This caused Arthur to whimper a little. Vlad was scaring him. Not that he didn't anyway, but angry Vampires terrified Arthur.

After a minute or so of forced making-out Arthur was beginning to run out of air, forgetting that he could indeed breathe through his nose, so it was inevitable that two minutes into the kiss he had fainted due to loss of air coupled with loss of blood. Vlad had regained his senses after feeling Arthur go limp.

"OHMIGHERD ARTHUR, I'M SO, SO, SO, SO, SORRY! PLEASE DON'T BE DEAD AHH!" Vlad freaked out for quite a while before there was a knock at the door.

Vlad stopped rolling around on the floor, got up and answered the door, feigning calmness.

" -" started the small Asian man with a pony tail at the door "You're not Mr Kirkland"

"Nope" Said Vlad, smiling.

"Well, may I talk to him? It much too noisy here. My Siblings and I cannot eat our meal in peace"

"Er… well… He… Died?" Said Vlad, still smiling

"What!? Let me see him! Where is he!?" Demanded the pony-tail-Asian-man, pushing through the door.

Vlad pointed in the general direction of the living room. The small Asian man muttered something in Chinese as he power-walked into the living room.

He crouched down beside the passed out Arthur and checked his pulse while he listened for Arthur's breathing.

"He is alive, just fainted. But has wounds on neck. Put him to bed."

"Thank you for bringing Arthur back to life!" Vlad shook the man's hand vigorously "Mr. umm… Who are you?"

"I am the landlord, Wang Yao. You be quiet now or I move you out!" Said Yao as he left, giving Vlad a death stare. The door clicked shut.

"Well okay then, Arthur! We're going to bed!" Said Vlad, giving Arthur a smooch on the forehead.

Vlad and Arthur slept peacefully. At least, Vlad did. I'm not so sure about Arthur, what with all the occasional sleep bear hugs.

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