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Peters' POV
After putting our bags down I look up, "So what are we going to do in this lovely, Sin City, first?" I grin at Isabella.
"Hmm, first we have to call Lolli and see where she is working tonight. You can NOT expose yourself while we are with my friends. Not even one little slip, Peter, or I will get Jasper to tear you a new asshole. Got it?" Well that wasn't very nice. I almost want to stick my tounge out at her and go "plllttt".
"Yeah, I got it, no exposing myself, Check. Any other rules you got for me human?" I laugh at her cause she knows we are going to end up in trouble, we always do when it is just us.
I know there is nothing we can do to avoid it. My "knower" just knows it is going to be a fuck load of fun, and we are going to end up in a lot of trouble with the Major and Char. I can't help it though, its not like I got it down to a science i just know if we don't get in trouble with them and we try to avoid it we will be in a bigger load of shit. So I am all for being in trouble with them, well not excited about it, but it just can't be helped. So off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Fun.
I laugh to myself and Sugar gives me the evil eye. "Spit it out Peter!"
"Nothing its just the alarm in my head. You know I can't help it. Shit just appears to me." I try to explain to her.
"Yeah, I know exactly how it works, now fucking tell me what it says!" She puts her hands on her hips like she is scolding a puppy.
"No need to get your pretty lil' g-strings in a bunch, I'll tell you and you can decide. Sound good?"
"Out with it.." She starts taping her foot and I think at any moment she is going to start searching for a damn newspaper.
I give her my evil grin and wink at her. "Well we can either get into trouble with the Major, and Char, or we are going to find ourselves in a situation that will not be fun. The knower is saying we should go with the first as it will be a hellva' lot more fun. Plus, either way we are gonna havta' face em. So what you wanna do, Sugar?"
I can literally see the little hampster wheel turning in her head, but only because that is exactly what mine did, and shit this girl is fun, we think just alike. She smiles at me, "I don't want any shit, I want to just have some fun. So lets go with option numeral uno!"
"Alrighty then, get on the horn and call your girl, we are going out tonight!"
She calls her and finds she is going to be working at the Charlie Horse tonight in a vip suite. She told her that she was sure that they wouldn't mind her coming to dance with her. Sugar, told her she had a friend with her and she didn't think they would like it. Lolli told her to stop by anyhow, she would ask when we arrived if we could crash their party for an extra lady to dance.
Hell I even knew that was a stupid question, so long as she was semi-hot, which she is, they would have no problem with her asking for a friend to dance with her. That is unless that are completely stupid, which sometimes humans are.
After getting dressed up in a long sleeve white button up and some black dress pants we left for Lollis' house. She had left a key for us so Sugar could get her some clothes, to dance in as she didn't pack any. When she came out of the bedroom at her apartment I thought, Oh hell, Jasper will kill me for this alone. But then my knower came in loud and clear that it was this or shit really would hit the fan. So we left out for the club.
When we arrived the doorman asked if we wanted a private room. I told him no, and that we were with the party that was watching 'Lollipop' tonight and slipped him a 100 bill so he wouldn't question us further. He called for a girl to escort us back to the private lounge.
The lady knocked on the door first, and Sugar whispered to her, "call Lolli over her first if you can."
"Lollipop, can i see you for one moment. I apologize for the interuption gentlemen."
"You guys stay right here I will only be a moment. I have a surprise for you." Lolli told them.
"Hey girlie!" she squealed when the door closed. "So glad you could finally come see me." She hugged her, "Now is this the one thats been keeping you away from me?"
"No, this is my friend, Peter. Now if you let me have a moment with your guys I can probably talk them into leting us in with you." Sugar grins.
"Give it best shot, but you know they are not going to say no." She laughs.
She goes into the room and slightly closes the door where we can barely see her, "I'm sorry to rain on your alls big day." She looks so pitiful, like she has just ran over all their puppies and they all died an excruating death.
"Now cheer up, there is good news to, I am here, because Lolli and I learned to dance together and I really, really wanted to dance with her tonight while I am in town." She pouts up her face, with those puppy eyes she uses on everyone.
"Do you guys think you would mind terribly if I joined in?" oh she so has them drooling. "There is a catch though."
They are all looking at her now, side conversations have ceased, cause what would be the catch of gaining one more stripper that you don't have to pay for? Alot.
"My friend is here in town with me, and I can't just leave him to his own devices or he will get bored and never forgive me. So if you wouldn't terribly mind him goining us, I could make sure he pays for the bar tab." Son-of-a-bitch. Damn I knew there was going to be a catch, didn't know it was going to be for me though!
I swear she is in her element here. She is so different when she is at home. Almost like she is in a constant happy state. Here she seems to have more attitude, which is alot, considering how she behaves at home.
O-MY-SHIT! Damn, fuck, shit, and kill me now. Jasper is going to fucking flip his lid when he finds out about this. FUCK!
"Please merciful father, Please don't let him find out before we all get back home together." If I ever needed my prayers answered it was at this moment.
Fuck, what is she going to say? Damn it! I should have known, they were spending to much time together! Fuckity, fuck, fuck! I am going to kick ass when I get home, Sugar will probably want to help.
"Come on, Peter! For fuck sake wake-up!" Sugar is pulling at me trying to get me to come in the room. Fuck, I hope I wasn't in la-la land on her to long or she is going to know something is wrong.
"Sorry," I wink at her, " I had other things on my mind."
She just laughs at me and points me over to the guys sitting around talking. She is of course the life of the party. She has the men up, trying to dance on the pole with her. Which is to say fucking hilarious!
She dragged the bachelor up with her and Lolli in the center of the room. They both started dancing on either side of him. One pressed to his front the other to his back. They work him closer and closer to the pole and finally find themselves in front of it. He of course shakes his head but after Sugar tells him she did get him an extra woman and a free tab he can't deny her. She shows him how to hold on to the bar while facing away from it and to work his hips side to side as he slides down. Sugar immediately is in front of him working her way down onto his lap as his knees start folding up. The bar maid serves her some patron since she did such a good job of getting him involved.
It wasn't long till every last one of them in the room was drunk. I asked the bar maid how much the whole bar would ring out to be after finding her manager she came back with a few thousand dollar bill. I hand her my card and have it all charged to Jaspers' card. Hehehe Jasper didn't know I had taken it, but he wouldn't care so much as just a fit over it.
I told the woman to just return my card and we wouldn't need her any longer, and any damages that occured could be put on the card. She left without much encouragement when she saw her 1000 dollar tip.
The girls were now trying to get the guys to play truth or dare. If you didn't answer or do the dare you didn't get to drink with everyone else. I sat back with my shot of whiskey and watched it all play out.
"First time?" one man said.
Various answers rang out in a circle of "back seat of a car, in a bed, in a pool, and so on till it got to Sugar and she said 'on the front of an atv' all of their eyes bugged out and said she won that round. That actually explained alot!
The next one was to see who could do the best pole trick, one between the guys and one between the girls the opposite sex got to pick the winner. Whoever lost had to lose one article of clothing.
The guys were going first all of the others had 'failed' in some way or another, being drunk they couldn't actually keep their balance. I was last on the list, so glad I payed attention to something in that class, cause I did not want to be showing my sparkly ass to these guys. I grabbed onto the bar while facing away, flipped upside down and grabbed onto it with my feet, I brought my legs down and flipped to a stand.
"Fuck you all lost, Peter, Char is going to shit when she sees you actually learned something in that one class!" Sugar was actually surprised to, doesn't she remember that I am a vampire, I can grasp things more easily than humans. I just wiggle my eyebrows at her though and tell her I know.
The guys all started removing their shoes, when the girls said "Hell NO!" They then picked what each guy would lose. There wasn't to much variation some lost pants while others lost shirts.
The girls then went head to head for the best show. It was pretty evenly matched till Lolli lost her grip from drinking so much and Sugar won by default. She just laughed and told her no. She ended up losing the micro top she had on, which would have come off anyways, if we hadn't interrupted.
They all took a shot and then started getting on to me. Normally I only drink a shot every few months or so, but in order to appease Sugars' glare, I had another.
We all talked for a few moments before someone shot out, 'best tits'
The guys all rang out a few names and Lolli surprised everyone when she replied "Sugar". She still hadn't answered the question when someone called her out on it she said "Lolli just told you, Mine!"
Half of the men agreed, the other half demanded for a showing if she had the best tits they thought it wrong of her to deny them the pleasure of seeing them. I stood up to stop her, when she glared at me and told me to sit the fuck down.
I obliged her, cause she is scary as the Major when she wants to be.
"Sure, but I get to pick the best body, out of all of you." She demanded.
It esculated from there. I ended up having to disrobe cause hell it was fun and who was I to stop her, I did after all get to see her pretty tits. And it wasn't like I would let anyone touch her in the state she was in. She knew it to. She let us keep our boxers/underwear on before her and Lollie finally decided that the bachelor was actually the best looking out of all of them.
The girls went to get a drink and started giggling, I should have been paying closer attention to what they were up to. I know how bad Sugar can be, but if the looks are anything to tell by, her and Lolli together are worse than me and her together. Fuck, it was going to be good, or bad depending how you looked at it.
"I say we all go out front and dance in on the stage." ~Sugar
"Here, here" ~Lollipop
This was going to be good, ten guys dancing around in there tighty-whiteys for all the men out there. It was sure to be fun had by all. The girls went out first dancing their way to stage. That was okay by every one out there though. They made it to stage and curled their pointer fingers for the guys to come on out and meet them.
It was then the people at the tables started putting up a fuss. Most of them leaving, the bouncers decended on our little group. I was trying to get to Sugar and get her out of there when someone grabbed me from behind. I couldn't break free of the massive man or i would've run the risk of exposure. I even tried telling the manager that i would pay for any losses or damage. He wouldn't listen to me, he was pissed that we had ruined a friday night. And wanted our asses locked up.
It wasn't long till the police showed up and booked us. I tried to get us out with Jaspers card, but of course that didn't work. They were now in the process of finding one Jasper Whitlock, because they assumed I had stolen the card, because sugar had called me Peter over and over. Fuck, guess I know what kind of trouble we are in now.
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JPOV
"Hello." I answered my phone.
"Yes, I am trying to reach a Jasper Whitlock." A strange voice said
"This is him, may I help you."
"Mr. Whitlock, we have found a stolen card with your name on it and wanted to let you know it was now in our custody." WTH?
"Excuse me, who is this? I haven't reported a stolen card."
"Yes I see that has not been reported, perhaps you should look through your things to see if you are missing one."
"Fuck, Peter!" Shit hadn't ment for him to hear me.
"Yes, that is the name he has given us. Can you give me the cards last four numbers or tell me what type it is?"
"5555, and it is a black card." What the fuck have those two been up to, and why does this man have my credit card.
"Can I ask who this is and why you believe the card to be stolen?"
"Sorry, Mr. Whitlock, this is Las Vegas City police department. A one Peter Whitlock and Isabella Swan were arrested earlier tonight for disturbance of peace, possesion of stolen property, and pulic intoxication. They are now being held here until someone can arrive to bail them out."
Fuck could these past two days get any worse! "I will be there as quickly as I can." I hung up on him.
I looked across the board to find the soonest flight. They should have been here in 15 more minutes, of course, they are not. So I am now booking a flight to Las Vegas.
Char was in route to home with the truck and Edward. He was still in pieces so, Char could control him. I did not want him here when I told Isabella that he had to come home with us. I was going to just meet Peter and Isabella here and get a rental car to take us home.
Fuck, why did I let them go off on there own again?