Liv: Are you telling me you've never been punched in the face?
Fyr: No, thank God! *gestures to his face* This is the money maker!
Kai: First time I got punched in the face, I was like "oh no." But then I was like "this is a story."
Kaedro: Ace will come up with a plan
Tristan: Well, that's good. Right?
Kaedro: It's possible you're not recalling some of his previous plans
Tristan: *drops tea*
Tristan: Oh man. This is… that's… how- how do they say it? Fyr? That's my mood! That is my mood! Fyr, text Ace!
Harley: I should have Kai get you for that
Kai, from another room: Who?
Harley: I was just kidding around-
Kai, walking in, switchblade in hand: No, is he bothering you?
Harley: Hey, what time is it?
Fyr: I dunno, give me that trombone and I'll find out
[1 minute later]
Rae: who the fUCK IS PLAYING A TROMBONE AT TWO A.M.?!
Fyr: It's two am
Kai: The nerve of some people, trying to talk to me like I'm actually going to listen
Fyr: *sneezes*
Liv, from a vent: Bless you
Fyr: TRAVELER?!
Liv: Kai has these insanely strong opinions on anything. Go on, ask her a thing no one should have an opinion on.
Harley: Hey, Kai, what's the worst multiple of four?
Kai: Twelve, obviously. Dumbass.
Harley, in the Crucible: I'm gonna take you out!
Tristan: Great! It's a date!
Harley: That was a threat
Tristan: See you at six!
Liv: Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Kai: Yeah, break their bones. They have 206 of those.
Kai: Making my way downtown, walking fast
Kai:
Kai: Walking a little slower because I wanna keep up with Ace and he's short
Fyr: Kai, look, I'm melting butter
Kai: That's great, Allerton. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.
Liv: Tell me the truth, ok? 'Cause there's been a lot of lying in this group.
Kaedro: And a lot of love
Liv:
Liv: More lies
Kai: This date is boring
Harley: This isn't a date, I said I was going into the City
Kai: Then why did you invite me?
Harley: I specifically said "Don't come with me" and you said "Fuck you Ace, I do what I want" and followed me here.
Guardian: What time is it?
Fyr: Almost dinner time
Rogue: Time to shoot some aliens
Liv: Half past that cloud
Jade: About four hours until dusk
Kai: Ten past the crack in my watch
Kaedro: Seven past the crack in my watch
Tristan: 45 minutes until patrol
Harley: Time is an illusion
Bazzle: 3:15
Harley: I'm having a problem with someone
Kai: Like "Their dead body won't fit on your Sparrow" problem or "you like the person" problem?
Harley: "I like the person" problem
Kai: Too bad, I could and would have actually helped you with the other one
Kai: We can't all be social butterflies, Ace. For some of us, social interaction is difficult.
Harley: It might help if you stop calling it "social interaction," Kai.
Kai: Are people becoming more annoying or am I becoming more angry?
Harley: Whatever. I've got my own problems.
Kai: Like what?
Kai: ...She said as an excuse to lean close enough to steal his drink
Harley: You stole my drink
Kai: Oh no, that's so sad. Felix, play Despacito.
Rae: Aw, Cable did the dishes
Rogue: How do you know I didn't do 'em?
Rae: Because once when all the knives were dirty, you cut a bagel with your keys
Harley: You're being so mean today
Kai: I'm mean every day
Kai, after spotting Fyr in the Crucible: Allerton? What the heck are you doing here?
Fyr: I should ask you the same question!
Kai: I'm lead for Team Alpha!
Fyr: I should ask you a different question
Kai: The sign says "Do Not Touch"
Fyr, pushing the sign over: Not anymore
Kai: Scratch that, I'm gonna let you guys stick around and see what real Guardians do
Harley: Sweet. Just let us know when they arrive
Kaedro: I brought reinforcements
Bazzle: You brought Hayden?
Kaedro: Um… no, but I brought the next best thing
Fyr: Hey
Bazzle: Allerton? You brought Allerton? The next best thing would have been Grayham!
Fyr: Normally I'd be offended, but she is freakishly strong