Mass Effect Chronicles of Demon Shepard
What kind of weirdo has a camera out in the middle of nowhere… Oh well I'm not sorry I hit him, he shouldn't have been standing right in the middle of the drive way.
Jane was grabbing Demon's seat and shaking it.
"You're going to kill us slow the Fuck down!"
You're going to kill us slow the fuck… oh shit ramp!
The mako goes over the compound with all the occupants screaming. Garrus stood right behind Demon.
"Commander put the brakes on it!"
Fuck that!
Demon turned his head towards the others.
"What was that floor it?! Well okay hold on!"
As soon as Demon pressed the speed boost for the Mako, for a few seconds the Mako caught some wind as they glided through the sky. [Insert ET and Elliot going in front of the moon song.]
Meanwhile at the Dig site entrance…
The Colossal was scanning the area for immediate threats, before it when back on standby it caught a speeding object as fast as a fighter. A millisecond later the Mako crashed right in to the colossal tossing it in to the lava. Demon walked out as if nothing happened to him, while the occupants of the Mako and its attachment stumbled and crawled out.
Oh what's wrong with you pansies, it's like you never took a crash course test… wait don't they use dolls for that… SON OF A BITCH!
Zoey approached Demon, laughing.
"Goddess what a rush! Was anyone else turned on from that?! "
Zoey leaned in close to Demon placing her head on his shoulder. Ashley came in to bump Zoey out of the way.
"Back off!"
Zoey smiled at Ashley, while taking a closer step.
"Looks like I have some competition… or a partner."
Demon's eyes widened from Zoey's remark, and Tali's eyes were shaking from a possible team effort.
NOOOOO! THERE GOING TO DOUBLE TEAM DEMON!
Ashley backed off a bit, before responding.
"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! I don't swing that way! So get that thought out of your mind!"
Zoey took a step closer, to Ashley.
"How do you know if never tried it, once you go Asari, You'll never be sorry."
Tali's stance normalized as she breathed a sigh of relief.
Thank the Ancestors! …. Where's Demon.
FIVE MINUTES LATER…
Demon was in front of the shield talking to Liara.
"So let me get this straight you trapped yourself, you the Prothean Expert."
Liara gave out a sarcastic sigh.
"Yes I accidently activated this defense mechanism for the fifth time."
TEN MINUTES LATER…
Demon looked at the crew as the elevator went up, to the exit.
"Uh where the Fuck were you guys when I was storming the ruins?"
Jane stepped up to Demon and punched him square in the jaw.
OWW what the fuck?!
"That was for the Mako!"
As the elevator hits the top the crew is approached by a Krogan and a squad of Geth.
"Surrender or Don't that would be-"
Demon just toppled boulder on top of them with his Biotics then slammed it with an abnormally large biotic Warp, causing a huge explosion. The Crew looked at Demon.
What?
"We didn't have time to deal with that idiot! RUN!"
The squad ran up a flight of ramps to while avoiding collapsing material. As the squad got out, most of them collapsed from the exhaustion.
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER…
Liara was astonished about Demon's Vision, any mere mind would have been destroyed, Liara though Demon must had a remarkably strong mind. As the crew left for a break, Shepard was once again to be interrogated by the Council.
Tevos was the first to speak.
"Commander I hope you will be more civilized."
More Civilized Huh? [Un-Zip's fly]
THIRTY MINUTES LATER…
Location: Citadel Docking Bay.
Tali and Demon stepped waited as the elevator was taking them down to C-sec. While the wait, Demon was sneaking peaks at Tali's rear quarters.
Fucking A, I can't even keep my eyes off that for two seconds!
Tali looked at Demon who was leaning on the elevators wall.
"So Shepard, where will be going out to eat?"
Demon stepped closer putting his hands on his shoulder.
"Okay Tali, two things… First you can call me Demon; second I'm taking you out to a really good restaurant to test your teeth on some Human food. "
Tali pulled Demon in for a hug, surprising Demon.
Jesus Demon, you're on a roll!
As the duo exited the elevator they were approached by a Turian C-SEC officer.
"Hold on, I'm going to need information filled out before I let you in Quarian."
Hehehehe [Cracks Knuckles.]
FIVE MINUTES LATER…
Location: Citadel/Presidium.
As Tali and Demon entered the Restaurant, Demon suggested they sit in couch seats by the window, as it's much more comfortable than the chairs. Demon and Tali took their seat and picked up their menus.
Tali put down her menu to look at Demon.
"So what are you going to order Demon?"
Good question… I'm guessing she's never had meat in her life… so maybe the Classic Cheeseburger with the side of potato fries… And after that we could share a Chocolate Milkshake.
TWO MINUTES LATER…
Tali was enjoying herself on the Human Cuisine, as Demon was taking mental pictures of her.
"Oh Keelah, this beats the Turian food by far!"
Demon chowed down on his meal while thinking about the mission ahead of them, what would their next step be?
Tali looked at Demon as if she was going to ask a question.
"Demon…. Thank you for doing this for me, Saving my life, Allowing me to help you in your mission, Fixing my immune system, taking me out to lunch… no one's ever been this nice to me."
Demon put his Left hand on her cheek.
"Don't sweat it, while were hunting down Saren… I was thinking of helping you find a Pilgrimage gift."
Tali sighed… as she wanted to forget the pilgrimage.
"Demon my pilgrimage is especially important… I'm a Admirals daughter, so they'll be expecting me to bring back something that will change the Migrant fleet for the better, I can't let my people down."
Admirals Daughter?
"Doesn't matter I'll help you get that special gift then, you're a part of my crew, I won't let you fail your mission Tali."
Tali leaned in across the table to give Demon a kiss.
"Thank you Demon… "
I think she's going to be harder than most Girls… Oh well it will be worth the wait, yes that moment in the Cabin. I can just picture it now.
"Why don't you head back to the Normandy, I'm going to go buy some upgrades for the team."
Tali clasped back on her mask while getting up and heading for the exit, Demon paid the billed and soon left the Restaurant.
THIRTY MINUTES LATER…
Okay got all the necessities, Upgrades, Clips, Shielding, Gatorade, Condoms, and Armor okay time to continue on to-
Demon bumped in to a bystander by the C-SEC elevator, knocking the bystander off her feet.
"Oh Shit sorry-"
As Demon reached for her hand to pull her up, both of their eyes widened.
"…. Ali?"
"Damon?"
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UH OH! DEMON AND ALI, MEET AT LAST! WHAT WILL HAPPEN?!