The memoirs of Chibirisu in school

This is something that I have achieved out of my annoyingness

Teacher: *writing a lesson on the board*

Chibirisu: what's the lesson?

Teacher: *looks at him in surprise* You're actually on time, ?

Chibirisu: I'm always on time

Teacher: *looks at his roster* These 5 tardies beg to differ.

Chibirisu: go on

Teacher: *sighs* Anyway...on with the lesson. We'll be discussing Romeo and Juliet.

Chibirisu: *looks around* I feel a really overwhelming pervertic presence just now...

Teacher: *looks around the class* How many of you believe in "love at first sight"? *some hands go up*

Chibirisu: Not me for sure

Chibirisu: I already had my first sight and it was horrible

Teacher: *laughs a bit* To me, Romeo and Juliet is a bad sad twisted little tale instead of the great romantic story people think it to be...*most of the girls look confused*

Chibirisu: who cares about it being twisted?

Chibirisu: people enjoy it as much as people enjoy it

Teacher: *looks at him* If you insist on mumbling , do so elsewhere. *continues* Example #1 Romeo is fickle.

Chibirisu: sure is

Chibirisu: *sips tea*

Teacher: Skipping past the riot in the streets of Verona...*looks at him* If you must drink that go outside .

Chibirisu: I'm sorry, but if you want a grade from me, better let tea in *smiles*

Chibirisu: *sips more tea*

Teacher: *sighs* Whatever...skipping past the fight scene Benvolio, Romeo's cousin is seen comforting him while he weeps of unrequited love from Juliet's cousin Rosaline.

Chibirisu: Boy, this guy hasn't found tea.

Chibirisu: and Dr. Pepper

Teacher: *glares at him* Leave now...

Chibirisu: No can't do

Chibirisu: I paid for this course

Teacher: *growls* Then don't talk when i'm lecturing!

Chibirisu: fine

Teacher: *huffs* 10 minute break everyone...*goes to sit at his desk*

Chibirisu: Ok

Teacher: Especially you, ...I wish for you not to return. You claim to be a gentleman but you're quite rude.

Chibirisu: Teacher, are you sort of French?

Teacher: *slams his hand on his desk* OUT! GET OUT NOW!

Chibirisu: That in particular is not a very nice way to treat a student

Chibirisu: you are just expressing your opinion

Teacher: You paid for this course, Kiddo. Deal with it.

Chibirisu: Okay, and that comes with a complaint letter to the authority and me terrorizing you.

Chibirisu: *smiles*

Teacher: Ehh? You don't scare me. *turns in his chair* You're just an uptight English brat...who can't even pay attention to his native literature...

Chibirisu: Who says I'm not paying attention, I'm just genetically incapable of shutting my mouth

Teacher: My apologies, you're a rude English brat who refuses to shut up in class...

Chibirisu: It's not my fault that my Grandma don't shut up

Chibirisu: inheritance, good old teacher

Chibirisu: inheritance

teacher

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Aww... he fainted

Teacher: *smacks him*

Chibirisu: Ow

*rubs head*

Scone catapult! *mauled teacher with a rain of scones*