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"They've been what" The Third Hokage shouted at Kai. Unfortunately the suicidal teacher showed no change in emotion and stated what he said again.
"Riax and Daisuke were arrested and placed inside of a earth country maximum security shinobi jail" Kai said blankly. The third stared as Kai seemed to not care what happened to his students. The Hokage knew sending shinobi into the earth country could start a war so he has to sit back and hope they get out in some way.
"What happened to Jiax, he's a chunin he should have been responsible and stopped them" The village leader said. Kai reached in his pocket digging for a kunai but couldn't find one.
"Ever since you dragged him out of the exam we haven't seen him" Kai said. He seemed to care more about his destined to fail suicide attempt than his students that are under arrest. "But Riax said he was going for a reason" Kai mentioned.
The Kage wanted to jump over the table and beat Kai to death but he knew nothing would come out of it. Kai turned around checking all his pockets looking for any sharp objects.
"Not cool man, this is not cool." Daisuke said sitting in the fetal position in a corner of a jail cell. The entire cell was made of stone with chakra seals on the walls and bars blocking the front. There were no windows, no ways of escape, and worst of all no women to flirt with.
"Chill out, the reason why we're here is going to show up sooner or later" Riax said sitting on the top bunk bed. Daisuke stood up and looked around, being from a rich family and even when he left his family still treated as royalty made him scared of such situations. The cell across from theirs was empty, but the bed was unmade and the sink was wet. Apparently some one was there before they showed up.
"How are we supposed to get out of here? I don't even know what country we are in" Daisuke said in a panic. He felt safe when his swords were at his side but those were taken along with his pride. He walked towards Riax waiting for an answer.
"This is the Earth country high security maximum shinobi jail. You should be proud you're here, it's only my fifth" Riax said normally. Daisuke stared at his partner irritated. A thirteen year old genin as been to a maximum-security jail five times. The closest thing Daisuke had to being arrested was the time he was chased by police for flirting with the police chief's wife. "And this is how we will be getting out of here."
Riax said holding up a small tan pouch. Daisuke took the pouch and looked inside expecting to see explosives.
"Clay… We have to escape with some fucking clay" Daisuke shouted. Riax jumped down and covered his mouth quickly so the guards wouldn't hear. He let go and whispered something in his ear.
"When a friend of mine shows up this clay will become an explosive like you've never seen" Riax whispered before jumping back on his bed. Daisuke looked at the clay and activated his Sharingan. It surprised him to see that this clay was infused with a large amount of chakra already.
"Get in your damn cell and stay there you artistic freak" A guard said. The guards were dressed in the traditional tan flak jackets except they had thicker jackets. The person thrown into the other room had long blond hair that covered his left eye.
"I'll show what I mean, art honestly is a bang" The man finished. Daisuke realized this person looked slightly feminine but his manly voice threw it off. He backed away from the bars and looked towards the cell the two genin stayed in.
"Riax, who is the new guy, yeah" The blond said. Riax jumped down and looked at Daisuke and then towards the man in the cell.
"His name is Daisuke, call him Dice for short. He's going to be 'helping' us in todays… art exhibit" Riax said evily. Daisuke looked at Riax wondering what gave him the slightest of idea that he was okay with a nickname, especially one that seemed to emphasize gambling and not his love of women. The man looked towards Daisuke and saw that he was holding the clay filled pouch.
"I see you brought my art, we will hesitate until the time has arrived" The blond said. Dice looked into the bag wondering what the man could do with some chakra infused clay. Daisuke began to picture another person like Gaara just using clay.
"Deidara, say hi to the new guy" Riax said holding in a laugh. Daisuke realized that he was referring to him as 'the new guy'. The now named Deidara looked towards Daisuke and stuck his tongue out.
Daisuke did the same. Deidara raised his left hand and opened it showing a mouth in his palms. That mouth stuck its tounge out at Daisuke leaving him confused.
"That is just completely unusual and awkward" Daisuke said staring at his hands.
"Big words, you using stop" One of the guards said loudly. Riax dropped to the ground laughing along with his friend in the next cell. Daisuke couldn't believe that these gaurds were complete idiots. Daisuke paced around the room waiting for the other two to break them out.
One of the guards yawned and the two acted instantly. Riax spun around tossing the pouch to Deidara. The blond caught the pouch with one hand and pulled out a few small piece of clay. Daisuke watched as Deidara fed the clay to his hands and they spit it out as small spiders.
The spiders crawled out of his cell and moved to all the other cell locks. The other prisoners chuckled knowing they were breaking out today. One of the prisoners moved towards the bars and pressed his face against them.
"I'm guessing this means Riax is here"
"What took so long"
"What's up Riax"
"Yo guys you know what today is" Riax said to all the prisoners that he called friends. All of them realized he was there just by seeing Deidara's spider. They also knew that most of them won't escape but they will get a chance to get back at the guards and that's all they need.
Riax looked towards the first prisoner who shouted and opened his hand. The prisoner pulled out a sharpened pole made to resemble a hatchet out from under his bed. Riax smiled seeing what was going to be his weapon in a few minutes.
"Quiet you be should…" The idiot of a guard said. Riax looked at Deidara and nodded and he knew exactly what to do.
"Katsu" Deidara said. All of the spiders exploded blowing the locks off of the bars. The prisoners ran towards the bars pushed them open and tackeled the guards. Riax ran out as one of the other prisoners tossed him the prison-made hatchet.
"That will have to work until we can find our stuff, yeah" Deidara said. Daisuke creeped out of the room slowly watching everything happen. He looked towards Deidara and saw that he was a missing Iwa-nin. His black flak jacket and black pants proved he was at one time an Iwa-nin.
Riax ran forward and jumped on top of a guard slashing his throat. Daisuke raised his hand to start a jutsu be he couldn't control his chakra in this place.
"There is a powerful sealing jutsu on this place. We have to find and destroy the scroll to use our chakra" Riax said slashing another guards legs. Daisuke ignored Riax as he watched a guard trying to run away with his prized posession, both of his katanas. Daisuke grabs the hatchet from Riax's hand and throws it directly into the guards back.
"These are mine asshole" Daisuke said taking back his sword. Riax talked to Deidara and ran towards Daisuke with a important piece of information.
"Deidara developed a new bomb awhile ago called the C3 and he wants to try it out. Lets hurry up and find the seal so we can get out of here" Riax said grabbing the hatchet and slashing another guard. Daiuke looked towards Deidara and saw that he was putting a load of clay into one hand while fighting with the other.
Back in Konoha almost every team is searching for any sign of Team Kai within the village. The third Hokage looked through the forms that Iruka brought in listing all the people that were permitted to leave the village. None of team Kai was on there, strangely the list that had the people who left that day didn't have them on it.
The best tracker team in Konoha appeared in front of him. Team 8 stood in front of his desk with Kurenai standing behind Hinata who still felt slightly weak but she insisted that she helped.
"Did you find them?" He asked impatiently. The team was silent and shook their heads. He now was forced to admit the fact that they weren't in the village. He looked north and saw smoke coming from one of the biggest jails in all of the earth country.
(A/N he can see smoke from two countries away... That is one hell of a fire)
"That must be them" He said quietly. Hinata leaned over and looked out the window and saw what he was talking about. It was late and the sun was setting, but the smoke showed itself as if the sun was still in the air. Hinata remembered what Riax did to visist her in a hospital and thought about what he would do to get out of a jail.
Kakashi opened up the door and ran in quickly to warn the Hokage about the smoke but realized he already knew. He looked out the window along with the rest of them and stayed quiet.
"I'll find him and bring him back. I'm not exactly a Konoha-nin so don't worry about any wars" Kai said from behind Kakashi. No one moved because no one knew when Kai showed up. His stealth skills were unreasonable.
"Please do that" The Third said to Kai before the Jonin disappearead leaving the rest to wait for his return.
"Lightning Release: False Darkness" Riax announced spitting out a large blast of electricity. Multiple people were electrocuted while some escaped. They broke the chakra seal and were now able to fight back full force.
"Earth Release: Earth Flow River" A prisoner announced turning the ground into a river of mud. The river pulled some of the guards away and Riax knew that they weren't dead so he finished them.
"Earth Release: Revolving Split Earth Palm" Riax said causing the ground surrounding the river to twist around and crush the guards inside. Riax looked back and saw Deidara create a giant clay bird, he jumped on and flew over to Dice picking him up.
"Got to go guys, Poison Mist" Riax spit out a giant cloud of poison mist before being swooped up by Deidara. When the missing iwa-nin pulled him up Riax noticed a fat clay bird in his other hand.
"This is the C3, yeah" Deidara said proudly juggling the giant bomb. Daisuke wondered what the hell is his problem tossing around a bomb that he hasn't tested yet. "Let's do this, art really is a bang" Deidara said before tossing the bomb of the clay bird. All three of the escaping prisoners watched as the once big bomb grew bigger into a hellish container of death.
"Bang" Deidara said causing the bomb to explode. Daisuke wondered if they realize they just blew up an entire prison and escaped.
"What the hell are we going to do when we get back to Konoha?" Daisuke asked irritated. Riax looked over in the direction of Konoha and saw that they were getting closer faster. Riax knew by this time they probably have ANBU outside the village so they need to sneak in.
"Deidara, thanks for the ride and you owe me for this" Riax said standing up. The blond just waved knowing his friend was about to jump off the bird. That is exactly what he did.
Daisuke stared as Riax spun around in the air making a handseal to summon something.
"Summoning: Fuuryu" Riax said as a giant green dragon appeared under him. Riax landed on top and crawled towards the top and talked to it. Riax looked towards Daisuke and waited for him to do something.
"Hurry up and get off or I'll push you off. I have somewhere to be, yeah." Deidara said. Dice sighed and flipped off the bird landing on top of Riax's dragon. He slipped a little because for some reason the dragon wouldn't fly straight.
"Sorry about that man, the Kamikaze is getting to me majorly" Fuuryu said in a droned out tone Riax sniffed the air and rolled his eyes. Daisuke realized the odd smell about this dragon that made him feel dizzy.
"You and your damn Kamikaze drug, you know what that shit does to you" Riax said sitting on his head. The dragon growled but it was actually a laugh. Daisuke sat back and fell asleep not wanting to hear a conversation about a drug called Kamikaze.
Daisuke opened his eyes when he heard thunder. He sat up and opened his eyes looking directly at their jonin teacher Kai with his foot on Riax's back.
"Lightning Release: Thunder transportation act. It's a high ranking jutsu I'm going to teach you" Kai said playfully stepping on Riax. Daisuke sat up but felt the teacher's hand around his ankle.
"You guys are about to get a lesson on ass beatin' jutsu" Fuuryu joked. Kai pulled Daisuke up by one leg and pushed down on Riax. He looked towards the dragon and knew they needed to land soon.
"Dragon, land outside of Konoha. We'll walk from there" Kai said. The summon just obeyed and lowered outside of Konoha. Kai, Riax, and Dice jumped off and walked towards the gate where two chunin stood.
"Your Riax and Daisuke right. Everyone has been looking for you two what happened" Iruka said escorting the team in. Riax laughed and Daisuke decided to answer.
"We were starting a riot in a prison" Iruka stepped back surprised by Diasuke's cold response. Riax suddenly ran up the wall and jumped over leaving everyone.
"Where is he going" Iruka said scratching his head. Kai watched as Riax looked back and forth looking for something specific. He shouted yes and jumped off running somewhere.
"He's probably trying to sneak into the village and hide before some one finds him" Kai said staring into space. Daisuke jumped over the gate and ran towards his room.
Riax ran on top of the buildings ducking every time he saw a shinobi running through the village. He wanted to see if his room was clear and he would stay there. Riax ran on top of the dorms trying not to slip on the smooth tiles. The night sky and Riax's black coat made him hard to spot by an untrained eye. He reached the front door of his roomed and was about to open it until Kakashi opened the door from the inside.
"I knew you'd show up around this time" Kakashi said calmly. Riax saw the Icha Icha book he was reading and came up with a plan to get out of this situation Riax reached in his pocket and grabbed a book that he stole from the jail.
"Kakashi, let's make a deal" Riax said calmly walking in to his room. Kakashi watched as this Genin thought he could get hiw way out of a punishment. The Jonin didn't notcie a special book in the student's hands.
"What's your conditions" Kakashi said jokingly. He didn't expect Riax to suddenly turn around with a red book in his hands. Kakashi grew excited as Riax told him what the book was.
"The Icha Icha paradise picture book with details of each scene for my freedom" Riax said loudly. Kakashi thought about the book and his duty to the village. He went through a serious internal struggle trying to decide. "These are impossible to find in any country except for the earth and they are still rare"
"You have a deal" Kakashi said reaching for the book greedily. Riax handed the porn disguised as a book to Kakashi and watched as he put his face in the book and walked away. Riax walked in his room and checked for anything missing.
'H..Hello' Riax heard a soft voice in his head. He looked down and saw the necklace he wore radiating a blue aura of chakra. Riax placed one hand on the symbol and focused his own chakra into it.
'Hinata is that you' Riax thought in his head. He heard a gasp and she began to panic. Riax wondered how she figured out how to use the symbol. He looked down and remembered that you could see through them as well if you were looking through them. At the moment he was completely undressed about to go to shower. 'Shit, shit, shit' Riax thought and Hinata heard it.
'What happened?' Hinata thought as Riax struggled to find the pants he threw somewhere. He grabbed the first pants he found and put them on quickly. Riax groaned as he tried to put on the strangely tight pants.
'These pants squish my… you didn't hear that' Riax thought to Hinata quickly. The Hyuuga girl blushed to a dark red. It's not often you here what a guy says while trying to put on tight pants.
'W..Where are you' She said through a mental message. Riax looked out his window to see if anybody was watching.
'I'm in my room' Riax thought while looking for some new pants. Hinata looked at the symbol closely and saw an image inside. She looked closer and saw Riax taking off his pants and putting on another pair. For some odd reason she didn't look away and when Riax turned around he saw the blue aura around the symbol grew. Alerting him that she was watching.
'Well you're a undercover female pervert or did you see something you like' Riax said jokingly. Hinata stayed silent not knowing what to say. She lost focus and accidently cut the chakra focus linking her to Riax's mind. The blue aura around the symbol dissapeared and Riax quickly rushed to take off the pants and go to bed.