Disclaimer: I do not own Shugo Chara!
Title:
Head Banging
Summary:
He should have just ran when he had the chance.
Rating:
T
Main Character/Pairing:
Ikuto, Ikuto/Amu
Genre:
Romance/Humor
Warning:
Cussing.
Inspiration:
My pregnant sister. XD
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"Excuse me?" Amu growled, eye twitching as she glared across the table at her husband. "Did you just say what I think you did, prick?" Her voice was low and dangerous as she spoke to him, her hand resting in a fist on her very pregnant belly. "Because if you did, I'm going to kill you very fucking painfully."
Ikuto, trying to pacify the beast bearing down on him, raised his hands in submission with a smile. "Honey, it can't be helped. If I don't go on this trip, I'm fired. Besides, there will be other babies." He could have slapped himself. I can't believe I just said that, he thought fearfully.
"I don't care! If you leave me to have this baby alone, expect divorce papers when you return! And there won't be anymore of these babies after these nine months of hell!" With that she twisted on her heel, storming into their bedroom. When she heard his foot-steps approaching, she screeched, "Don't even think about it!" and slammed the door.
I'm an idiot, he berated himself, banging his head against the wall.