In the Underworld

"There's no many Devils and Fallen Angels here..."

"Anyone with eyes can see that, Hyoudou."

Issei Hyoudou looked over to his rival/friend Vali Lucifer, and sighed. Both Sirzechs and Azazel had called him and Vali up to the Underworld in order to participate in a convention. After Sirzechs and Serafall had sold numerous posters of Issei and Vali, the Crimson Satan had decided to host an event in the Underworld, in which fans would be able to have discussions with the two rivals.

Needless to say, Issei was hesitant about the whole thing, and Vali...well you can guess how Vali felt about the whole situation.

"This is degrading." Vali said.

Issei turned to his rival, and he rose an eyebrow.

"Well...at least they're not asking us to do Fusion."

"Don't jinx it, Hyoudou."

The two rivals settled themselves in their chairs as they looked out into the crowd of Devils and Fallen Angels.

{Remember partner, there's another convention you and Vali Lucifer have to attend to as well. In Heaven.}

'Yeah. I know, I know.'

Seconds later, the leader of the Four Great Satans appeared and sat in the chair next to Issei. Then, the former Governor of the Fallen Angels appeared, sitting in the chair next to Vali. Sirzechs smiled as he looked over to Issei.

"Are you ready, Issei Hyoudou?"

Issei blinked and looked at the crowd. He slowly nodded, and looked over to his irritated rival.

"We might as well get a move on." Issei said in attempted reassurance.

Vali's expression didn't even flinch, and the Vanishing Dragon crossed his arms. Issei sighed and folded his hands on the table.

Sirzechs and Azazel smiled wider, and the Fallen Angel of the duo lifted his hand.

"Let the panel begin!"

Beginning of Panel

Immediately the crowds of the Underworld began to chatter about, raising their hands so Issei and Vali would answer their questions. Issei sighed and rubbed the back of his head.

"Looks like we're going to be stuck here for a while."

{...It could be worse.)

Issei's House

"All right, I believe you all know why I've arranged this meeting at my kouhai's house."

"Uffufufufu, don't you mean our kouhai?"

"You seem to be mistaken. Hyoudou-kun is my kouhai as well."

"As much as I do not want to admit it, Hyoudou-kun is a person I've come to value."

"No no no, he's my cute little chipmunk!"

"...My, Welsh Dragon."

"All right, all right, I get the point!"

Rias Gremory pouted as she looked at the crowd of people in front of her. Next to her was Akeno Himejima who smiled in amusement. In front of the crimson-haired Devil, was Tsubaki Shinra, Sona Sitri, Serafall Leviathan, and lastly, the Ouroboros Dragon, also known as Ophis.

Rias composed herself shortly after, and crossed her arms.

"The reason I've called all of you down here today was because I wanted to discuss a topic in which we are all aware of."

She paused in her words, looking at the faces of her comrades.

"...Issei Hyoudou."

She looked at them again, with the girls showing no expression of facial reactions. The crimson-haired Devil looked over to Ophis, staring into her brown empty eyes.

"...Now Ophis-san doesn't count in this meeting, seeing as she already lives here."

"The Welsh Dragon, is mine."

Rias gave the Ouroboros Dragon a blank stare, and then she looked over to see a game system. Picking it up, she gave the system to Ophis, who slowly grabbed it, and floated away upstairs. Sighing, Rias sat on the couch and rubbed her forehead.

"All right, now I've come up with a plan to make sure we can all divide our time with Issei. If we all manage to contribute our time, I think it should work."

Sona rose an eyebrow.

"And what is this plan of yours, Rias?"

Rias smiled, and in her hand, a crimson magic circle manifested from above, showing a glowing calendar.

"Now all we have to do is decide on which days Ise-kun can spend time with either of us. For Monday, I will have him, Akeno will have him on Tuesday, Sona will have him on Wednesday, Tsubaki will have him on Thursday, and lastly, Serafall-sama will have him on Friday. So, what do you think?"

It was quiet in Issei's living room. Rias only received a couple of blank stares in response, until Sona spoke up.

"Why are you the first to have him?"

Rias rose an eyebrow.

"Because...I saw him first."

"Uffufufu, that's not true, Rias. That day when Ise-kun first came to Kuoh Academy, I saw him first. You simply asked about him."

Rias stuttered.

"I-I...well...I kissed him first!"

Tsubaki rose an eyebrow as she crossed her arms.

"Stealing Hyoudou-kun's first kiss doesn't mean you get to have him first."

"I-I didn't steal his first kiss!"

"Who made the initial contact?"

"...What?"

"Who started the kiss? Did you move your lips onto Hyoudou-kun's own?"

"...Yes."

"Did he blush profusely?"

"...Yes."

"Was he so shocked that he didn't think to return the kiss?"

"..."

"I rest my case."

Rias narrowed her eyes and suppressed the urge to stomp her feet on the floor. Sona let a smug smile pass on her face at the scene of her friend pouting.

"So from what my Queen has said, I think it's appropriate that I spend time with Hyoudou-kun on Monday, while Tsubaki has him on Tuesday, and so on."

Rias widened her eyes.

"T-that's not fair!"

"Uffuffu, remember Rias, I kissed our adorable kouhai as well." Akeno said.

"As did I." offered Tsubaki.

The crimson-haired Devil widened her eyes further.

"I know that Akeno has kissed him already, but you Tsubaki?! When on Earth did this happen?"

Tsubaki's face reddened into a blush at the memory. She had been under the control of that damn Incubus, ordered to find Issei and bring him to the creature. After finding Issei and Saji, she was about to capture them, until Saji had gotten the bright idea of pushing Issei towards her, causing them to fall onto the floor. With their lips touching.

Tsubaki's blush brightened, and she quickly shook her head, and composed herself.

"When we were under the control of the Incubus, Hyoudou-kun had saved us after he destroyed it. I kissed him afterwards."

She didn't dare tell the other Devils that her first kiss was sealed as a result of Saji's cowardice. The only good thing that had come out of the whole situation, was that she had gotten her first kiss from Issei.

Rias scowled and crossed her arms, looking over to Sona, whose smile was bordering on complete smugness.

"Have you kissed Issei yet?"

"Not yet."

"...What do you mean 'yet'?"

"Onee-channnn, I want to kiss my little chipmunk too you know!"

Sona widened her eyes and looked over to her older sister.

"Why do you keep calling Hyoudou-kun a chipmunk?"

"...His hair's the same color of a chipmunk."

"..."

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"..."

Rias sighed and palmed her face.

"We're going to be here all day at this rate..."

At the Convention in the Heaven

Before traveling to the convention in Heaven, Issei and Vali were completely overwhelmed by the amount of Devils and Fallen Angels. And luckily for them, and much to Vali's relief, the crowd never asked them to perform Fusion in front of them. And now the convention in the Underworld was over, and Issei and Vali were currently in the convention in Heaven.

Issei looked around the crowd with their hands raised. Spotting a hopefully sane Angel, he pointed.

"Yes?"

The Angel stood up, revealing a adult female with bright white wings.

"This question is for you and Vali. Can you guys perform the Fusion Dance?"

Immediately the crowd burst into cheerful screams of excitement, and Issei and Vali widened their eyes. They looked at each other, one was confused, and the other was showing suppressed irritation.

"...We better get started, Vali. Are you ready?"

"Tch. This better be the last time."

Nodding in assent, the Vanishing Dragon stood up, along with the Welsh Dragon and they stood six paces away from each other. They held their arms out, and shuffled towards each other, swings their arms over their heads.

"Fuuu..."

They swung their arms across their bodies, and brought their outer legs up into a right angle.

"Sion..."

They then leaned their torsos over in a slanted position, bringing their arms over their heads, and clashed their fingers together.

"HAAAAA!"

Immediately at the contact, a bright flash illuminated within the area of Heaven. The crowd covered their eyes from the light, and when the light faded, cheerful screams commenced.

"Valsei! Valsei! Valsei! Valsei!"

Valsei Lucidou, The Vanishing Welsh Dragon, the fusion of Issei Hyoudou; the Welsh Dragon and Vali Lucifer; Vanishing Dragon, smiled as he looked out onto the crowd.

"Ah, it's good to be back."

Outside of Issei's House

Issei sighed as he rubbed the back of his head.

"Man, today was rough. Not only did Vali and I have two conventions to go to, but we ended up having to do Fusion. Well...at least I can relax at home."

He reached over to his house door, and turned it open. Walking into his house, Issei widened his eyes at the scene in his living room. Rias, Akeno, Sona, Tsubaki, and Serafall all looked at Issei with unreadable looks in their eyes.

Issei gulped as he started to feel an uneasy feeling for his safety. He looked down when he felt a pull on his pants leg, revealing Ophis with her game system in her other hand.

"My, Welsh Dragon."

"..."

{...You're on your own kid.}