Welcome to another Ask the Marauders! Remus still has 8 votes, Sirius 4, Lily 2, and James and Peter still only have one vote each.
James: NOOOOO! Nobody likes me!
Lily: You know, it doesn't really matter how many fans you have. You still have us!
James: Yeah, but I want people that I actually CARE about!
Lily: JAMES!
James: Joking! Just joking! Geez, after being my girlfriend for a year and a half you think that you would get SOME sense of humor...
Remus: FIRST QUESTION!...oh...it has a box chocolate attached to it!
Sirius: She can't wait! Thanks! She's a Ravenclaw, and a bit... hyper. And if you hurt her in any way, she'll severely injure you... just a warning.
James: You don't just have 'amazingly epic' hair, you're modest too! No offense... I hope you see the sarcasm in that. I don't have too much faith in you... My friend's older brother works at Zonko's and has insider's access to it's product's. I could send you some, if you need it!
Remus: Here you go! Lots and lots of it! Hope it's good! Oh.. have you met Padfoot's cousin Nymphadora yet? I ran into her in Hogsmeade, she was babbling on about wanting to meet 'Siri's' friends.
Lily: Title and author of the book, please. Thank you in advance. And if you counter any more of my creatures, I won't forgive you.
Peter: The first years will never beat my large collection of charmed fruits and maracas. That's right, maracas. The instrument.
~Blue the Amazingly Clumsy Gryffindor
Remus: Nymphadora...wait, isn't she, like, three? How could she be at Hogsmeade? Oh, and thanks Blue for the chocolate! *eats chocolate*
Sirius: No! Nymphadora is a first year Hufflepuff. The one I was talking about was Nympidora.
Remus: Does any of your family members have any NORMAL names? *continues to eat chocolate* and no, I haven't met...
*doors open* *Nymphadora Tonks walks in*
Tonks: Siri!You forgot your...oh. Sorry, am I intruding?
Sirius: Just a tad. But it doesn't matter. Thanks. *takes books from Tonks*
Tonks: Siri, you havn't introduced me to your friends yet!
Sirius: Oh yeah...well, James, you have met Tonks, Peter, Tonks, Lily, Tonks, and Remus, Tonks.
Tonks: *stares at Remus* Oh...uh...right...Well, I...gotta go. See you later Sirius. Bye guys...
*Tonks leaves*
Remus: *stares at doors* THATS your cousin?
Sirius: Yeah. What's wrong?
Remus: She's...nevermind. Just...answer your question James.
James: Free Zonko products? YEAH! Send them right away! Like you did with Moonys chocolate...
Remus: MY CHOCOLATE! *eats chocolate*
Lily: Um... the book that I found it in was Fantastic Creatures and Where to Find Them By J.L Kettleburn.
Peter:W-Wait, you are going to send maracas to attack me?
*knock on door*
Sirius: I...
Peter: NO! *tackles Sirius* DON'T YOU DARE OPEN THAT DOOR.
James: I will!
Peter: NO!
*Door opens* *magic fruit and evil maracas fly in*
Maraca: PETER M. PETTIGREW?
Peter: Y-Yes?
*Maracas and fruit attack Peter*
Remus: *Howls*
Lily: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Remus: Well, that always worked! In trouble? HOWL! In danger? HOWL! Your friend is getting mauled by evil Maracas? HOWL!
Lily: WELL, IF YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT...
Peter: HEEEEEEELLLLLPPPP!
James: I KNOW WHAT TO DO! *grabs two maracas*
Sirius: GOOD THINKING! *grabs two more maracas*
Lily: What are you morons DOING?
James: Trust us! Ok Padfoot! One...two...a one, two three four!
James and Sirius: Hala hala hala hoo! *shakes maracas* Hala hala hala doo! *shakes maracas*
Lily: What...are you doing?
James: What does it look like? We are singing and playing the maracas! *shakes the maracas*
Maraca: AAAHHHHH! LET GO OF ME! YOUR SINGINGS BAD ENOUGH, BUT I AM GETTING A REAL HEADACHE HERE! LET ME GO!
Sirius: Only if you PROMISE you will not hurt Peter!
Maraca: WHATEVER! JUST LET US GOOOOOOO!
Sirius: *throws Maraca out door*
James: *throws maracas out door*
Peter: T-Thanks...
James and Sirius: Don't mention it.
Remus: Ok...next question!
Let me just say, that you guys...ARE MEH HEROES! I mean, let me videotape you guys turning Snape's hair pink and I'll kiss you guys!(excluding Lily) Okay...questions thingys..
Lily-Did you used to like Snape? I'm just asking, James DO NOT attack Snivellius. I know it's hard not to, but GODS DON'T YOU DARE.
Sirius-How would you react if you were accused of murdering Peter(obliterating him into nothing but a finger) and betraying James and Lily then sent to Azkaban?*raises eyebrows*Cuz if you make that expression, I want a picture..
James-How would you feel if your future child was shunned because he was a parseltouge? Please tell me you would atempt to beat the people up.
Remus-I have a offer. Want to prove you're the most chocolate-obsessed person? Meet me in the Great Hall with a lot of that Wonka Chocolate. We're gonna see who can scoff down the most chocolate.
Peter-I like ya Peter. Just...don't do anything that would get any of your best friends killed, got it?*growls and pokes really hard*
Your fellow Gryffindor, Erin(NinjaLeafKitty)
Lily: Well, before the whole 'mudblood' incident, yes. I did like him. After a while though, he started to dable in the dark arts, and he wasn't the same.
Sirius: Ha! If I was accused of killing ANYBODY, least of all my BEST FRIENDS, they would stick up for me. I know they would. Nobody would belive that I would stoop as low as a Death Eater.
James: One, What is parsletounge?
Remus: It's the ability to talk to snakes. It is quite rare, but Salazar Slytherin was renound for his ablility to talk to snakes.
James: Ok, pretending like I understood a word of that, I would hex those little bugger brains until they couldn't talk anymore! NOBODY bullies the son of the greatest wizard in the WORLD!
Lily: oh, Merlin's son is at Hogwarts?
James: NO! MY son!
Lily: Oh.
Remus: Hm...a chocolate eating competition...sure. How about next staturday at nightfall.
Lily: Wait...isn't that the fu..
Remus: SHUSH!
Peter: I will NEVER kill my friends! Anyway, next question!
Remus: Thanks! What's your patronus?
James: Who do you think will win the next match? Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? (really you guys don't stand a chance this year)
Lily: What's it like being a redhead? i'm thinking of dying my hair red.
Peter: *sigh* I'm sorry about slapping you.
Sirius: Since you did not play patty cake with a troll you have to say you love Mrs. Norris. Or... I will burn all ofyour conditioners. Go it?
From: Jacky Dupree
Sirius: NO! NOT MY BABIES! NOT MY PRECIOUS CONDITIONERS!
Remus: *scoots away from Sirius* Uh...my patronus is either a dog or a wolf...they look alike, so I can't really tell which.
Lily: I am almost certian it is a wolf...it's a lot bigger then Sirius', which is a dog.
Remus: ok then, wolf.
James: PSH! Who will win the next match? Gryffindor, OBVIOUSLY! We have gone undefeated sense the start of the school year!
Lily: Yeah, but you have only had, like, three games.
James: SO? We are still undefeated!
Lily: Whatever...anyway, back to the question. I like my hair, if that's what you are wondering. I think red is a good hair color.
Peter: Wait...the person that slapped me...was YOU! YOUR Jacky? Whoa...
Lily: Hey, I think thats all the time we have today! Please tune in next time for another Ask the Marauders! Bye!
PS. I have no idea where I got the idea to have James and Sirius dance with Maracas, or were the idea to have Tonks only SIX YEARS behind Remus instead of the normal 13 years. Oh, and I am fully aware that Trelwrany is NOT at Hogwarts. at all. I just had to go along with the questions abit. Oh, and once normal school starts on monday, don't expect alot of updates. Maybe one every other day.