Author's note: I heard from others that the unicorn frappuccino was disgusting. I believe them.

If there was one thing in the world that Travis loved, it was Starbucks. He loved his Starbucks. Oh yeah, don't forget Katie… but Starbucks; it's the gift from God. Oh yeah, Katie too.

But one day, when he arrived at the front of Starbucks, there was a huge sign that said: NEW! UNICORN FRAPPUCCINO! TO MAKE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! The frappuccino was glorious. It was a hue of pink and blues and sprinkles and cream. It was love at first sight!

Until he saw a sign that said SOLD OUT!

What?! Why put out a beautiful sign only to say sold out?! Monstrosity! These horrible staff members who work at Starbucks are the crushers of dreams! Pure evil!

But Travis would avenge the oh so wonderful Unicorn frappuccino! He would- the door opened and two teenaged girls walked out and saw the sign.

"That unicorn frappuccino didn't even taste good," Bimbo Number 1 said.

"Yeah. It's so gross. Remember when you puked yesterday when you drank it? That was gross too," Bimbo Number 2 said.

Travis's dreams were crushed (even more). He fell to his knees and was about to scream in agony when Katie's voice said, "Uh… Travis? Why are you on your knees in front of Starbucks? That's kind of odd…"

"There aren't any more unicorn frappuccinos! I'm doomed for life!" he wailed.

"Uh… Travis… you do realize that it says 'going to be sold out on Sunday', right? Today is Saturday."

"Oh. Well in that case…" Travis dashed inside the coffee shop.

Katie trailing behind him, rolling her eyes and muttering, "That stupid frappuccino didn't even taste good. Some girl barfed after drinking it."

Travis soon got to find out that the frappuccino was indeed very disgusting. He took a sip of it. Then another. And then one more before tossing it into the recycling.

"Travis! You just recycled it! It should go in the trash!" Katie yelled at him.

"You're worried about that?! That frappuccino was disgusting! Starbucks has officially let me down." Travis glared at the stupid Starbucks sign.

"Right," Katie muttered.

Then a group of boys walked by and saw the sign. "Oh! Let's get the-"

"Don't bother. It tastes disgusting." Travis made a face. The group of boys walked away dejectedly into the store to get something more normal like… a vanilla frappuccino?

"Well that was straight forward." Katie raised an eyebrow.

"They needed to know the truth," Travis huffed dramatically.

"Yes, because you're oh sooooo truthful." Katie rolled her eyes.

"Yes. Yes I am. Thank you for noticing." Travis grinned at her and the two walked away from Starbucks to find some other drink that would probably give them less of a chance of diabetes.

Boba, anyone?

Author's note: |.:.| Boba? R & R please.