Dear readers,
I am sorry to report that Doma Yuset was killed, as a man wearing a skirt yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA", pushed her down a well
I, her very best friend in the whole world had taken over her Fan Fiction account in memory of her. In doing so, I decided it was best to turn this unbearably random and idiotic 'story' into something more interesting.
As I am writing this, you should know that Doma would be proud of the way I am about to keep her work alive. (And improving it tenfold!)
So that is the note for today.
Oh, almost forgot my name! How rude of myself.
I am Mary Sue.
The sun shone upon the glitteringsilky azure hair, lightly highlighted with pink. The young lady came into the classroom, stunning everyone with her beauty. The teacher herself was unable to speak, unable to believe her eyes!
"My name is Lucy Eara Sirvat. It is such a pleasure to meet you all." Her voice rang gently in the air, almost as if she were singing. Her deep emerald eyes flickered towards Dib lovingly, falling in love at the second she did. And he did in return. But Zim stared at Lucy, brimming with jealousy.
How the threesome came together at that moment and place was surely an act of fate! Because Lucy held a deep dark secret, as she was half Irken, half human and half of something else that was so mysterious. In her path lies a road of…
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
Oh, Doma! Thank god you are…
HOW DARE YOU WRITE ON MY ACCOUNT! GO TO HELL!
But I was only improving your work!
HOW? BY WRITING ABOUT SOME DITZ WHO IS SO PERFECT THAT BOTH DIB AND ZIM FALL IN LOVE WITH HER? DEAR RA… THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!
No, please have mercy! I have a son!
I KNOW. BUT HE DIED DUE TO YOUR 'TRAGIC PAST' …AND ME SHOVING HIM OFF A BUILDING MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT…
Monster!
(starts chainsaw)
((The fight was too gruesome to post. Please wait, your review is important to us.))
(……)
((The fight is over, back to your scheduled fan fiction.))
Well, sorry about that folks.
It will never happen again.
(kicks a body part)
Heh… I made sure of that.
Dib: …What the hell! The entire chapter is an authors' note!
Nny: Someone is getting a little lazy.
Zim: Horrible human of filth and corn!
Dib: Seriously, what is the problem with corn Zim?
Gir: I LOVE CORN!
Zim: I had a bad experience…
Me: Hurray for terrible chapters!