Kyuubi no Kitsune

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Old Sensei's


Naruto thought about possibly heading towards a training field to get some more training in. if he really wanted to kill off every single inhabitant of Konoha then he would need to make sure that he would at least be capable of winning against Orochimaru-0sensei, even though the man had some problem with his body as it seemed.

Anko had liked the room she had been given and she immediately dozed off once she had found a futon to lie on and was asleep within moments. It seemed like her being hyper had made her so tired that she had fallen asleep immediately. Haku had gone to bed soon afterwards he had deduced and he was now heading towards the training field where Team 7 usually trained.

He could hear the frustrated sound of Sasuke already there and he could hear Kakashi giving appraising comments about Sasuke having almost mastered the technique given that the time was only marginal to train it fully. Naruto scoffed and heard his father speak up within him. "I really wished that my student would just focus on all his Genin instead of your cousin. Sasuke is a little bit too arrogant to be training in the technique if I think which technique Kakashi is training him in is what I think it is." Arashi's voice was heard within Naruto's head and he grinned and said within the confines of his mind: "What could that technique be, oh great Otousan?"

Arashi looked at his son from behind the bars and then was forcefully reminded that he just couldn't go out and just smack his student on the head for being a baka. Although the look Kakashi would give him would be funny, not to mention the look on Sasuke's face if he found a dead Hokage whack his sensei on his head.

Naruto looked at the training pair as Sakura sat on a log, staring at Sasuke in awe as he trained on making a huge bright light come out of his hand. Naruto looked at it and his father supplied information. "The technique Sasuke is learning is called Chidori or Raikiri. I saw Kakashi cut Lighting in two with it once and I was fairly impressed by it once I saw it. It is a piercing attack capable of killing and opponent by making the chakra lightning paralyse the area where it has struck, making the damaged person unable to move out of the way. This is Kakashi's finishing move which he can only use about four times a day. I remember him being a little bit stressed about not having enough Chakra to do it more then twice."

So the technique greatly depletes the chakra reserves of user? Well that does come in handy. If I have to fight Sasuke in the upcoming last test of the Chuunin exam I know that I only have to dodge or let him hit me with it once or twice and then I should be able to make sure that I will survive throughout the entire battle since Kyuubi could heal me up. His mind was pulled to the present and he said; "Yo Kakashi-sensei! What can you teach me to survive the lastChuunin Exams?" the man looked at him and said to the blonde with black-haired teenager: "Since you grew so much I have appointed a fellow Jounin as your instructor."

In a storm of leaves, a man wearing black with black sunglasses appeared in the clearing next to Kakashi amnd said; "Well is this the student that needs training, Kakashi? I saw him pull off a rather stunning Genjutsu. Alright just come with me and I'll help you train in different aspects." In a poof of smoke both Naruto and the Jounin disappeared and reappeared near the hot springs.

"Naruto-kun I'll show you how to water walk. Be careful because the water is very hot so I would advise you better not fail at it or get very hot." The Jounin whose name was Ebisu had come to peace with the fact that this kid wasn't the Kyuubi thanks to the way that the kid seemed be able to socialise with people and was caring towards a few Jounin that he knew rather well, being a personal friend of Kurenai, having been a neighbour of her for most of his life. Anko he knew barely but he could see that the kid had a good effect on the Jounin as she seemed to take most of her pent-up aggression out on training posts instead of Jounin who were unlucky to be in her path…

He stepped on the hot water and began to channel Chaktra through his feet to let him stand on the water. He watched and Naruto looked on as the Jounin walked to the middle of the small pond filled with hot water and then he tried it out too. "Gently let the chakra mix of mine and your chakra flow through your foot soles and you should be able to remain standing on the water." He looked at the water and he stepped on it, making sure that the first step was gently and did not make much of a ripple in the water.


Hearing a perverted giggle he lost his concentration and was immediately submerged within the hot water. He mentally cursed and he jumped out of the water, his eyes changing to blood red colour and gaining slits within them. He looked at an old man who seemed to be peeping through a hole within the wall of the bathhouse. "OLD MAN! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU PERVERT!"

Ebisu looked at the man and felt his breath hitch in his throat. It couldn't be him, now could it? One of the Legendary Sannin… "Ano…" his mouth opened to ask the man why he was here but was interrupted by a huge toad's tongue knocking him out for the next three hours.

"Kid, how dare you keep an old man from his hobby? Have you got no respect for your elders?" the old man spoke with a hint of nobleness in his voice, making Naruto's eye twitch and he could not help but speak: "I dare just because you are one old son of a bitch who only looks at naked women in a bath house to get his jollies… "

"So it is hm,… Naruto I want you to go to him and kick him in the balls as hard as you can. No wait I'll do it since he'd catch it with your speed. Allow me possession of your body for a second." Arashi felt his son relinquishing control and he looked through Nartuto's eyes at his old sensei, his eyes turning back into their normal blue form and he grinned and then said; "It has been some time… Jiraiya-sensei.."

After saying that he was gone and the old man's eyes grew wide as he knew only one person who would even dare to address him in that way, even if the voice that had said those words was younger then his dead student. He couldn't have reincarnated, could he? A pain shot up through his body as he felt something very hard impact in his balls and his vision blurred as the pain of a chakra enhanced kick to the balls became apparent in his brain.

His eyes focused on the look that was on the teenager's face and for a moment he though he could see Arashi's image imposed over it. Then unconsciousness took him and he slumped to the ground, his face slamming into the dust. "So sensei still hasn't forgotten about what he did to me… I wonder how long he'll be out… Let's just get him out of here… it wouldn't do to get him killed by a mob of angry women…" Arashi just grabbed the man's arm and slung it over his shoulder, dragging the Legendary Sannin to the Hokage tower.

Once Arashi was within the tower he proceeded to go to the Hokage's room only to be stopped by a pair of ANBU. Arashi had to hand it to them as they apparenty didn't know who he was carrying. "Halt! State your purpose and why you are carrying that man towards Hokage-sama."

Arashi grinned a devilish smile and said: "Well I found him near the women's bath house and I couldn't resist knocking him out and dragging him back to his old Jounin-sensei. Hokage-sama, I've found Jiraiya-san!" He had continued dragging the unconscious Sannin towards the Hokage rooms and had opened the door just when the ANBU made him stop.

Needless to say that the looks on the ANBU's faces behind their masks must have been ones that held so much surprise it would have fit a barrel and the Hokage came towards Arashi and said; "Why did you knock him out? You could just have told him that he shouldn't peek at females and just hope he would leave them alone for a while…"

"I thought it would be more fun if he suffered a little bit. I hope he gets one of his balls to die off because he almost made sure that I was killed last time he decided to peek at the women and let me take the blame. I've never been able to piss in a straight line afterwards." Arashi's tone was smooth and even. Not even letting the audiences imagine his mirth at his passed out sensei. Sarutobi chuckled and said; "It really is something different with Jiraiya, isn't it Naruto-kun?"

Arashi grinned and said; "Well the old bastard did decide to train me a little or face the wrath of someone who loves me… I'm still amazed that he's still breathing. He was of course talking about his lovely Miko who had almost killed Jiraiya when she had found out that he had used her husband regularly just to get away from being punished by angry women.

Arashi left the Hokage to deal with the old pervert as he went back to his house to make sure that his wife got laid for a good time. Surely Naruto would forgive him for using his body for a moment to please his wife…


A new chapter people! It may seem short but it's merely the prelude to a much greater happening! The Third Exam, the Exam in which two powerful individuals shall fight against each other…

Look out for the next chapter which will involve shocking things…

New chapter for my Naruto ? Collection is up! Kurenai and Anko have decided to have some fun with Naruto….

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