"Wait no! Please hang in there Tanezumi!" Slog pleaded.
"You're boring, I want death to happen!" Tanezumi whined.
Slog looked around before snapping his fingers. "If I danced for your amusement would you give us a little bit longer?"
Tanezumi rubbed her chin and thought a bit. "Show me what you got, Nosy McGoo
Slog nodded and hopped up onto the meeting table. He began to do a bunch of different dance moves. Tanezumi seemed to be enjoying herself, because she was laughing and clapping. "Yes! This appeases your Rat Goddess!"
Everyone let out a sigh of relief as Slog kept dancing.
"Back to alibis" Dennis announced.
"I have an alibi!" Billy said. "I was with Fart! We were trying to discuss ways we could help people not feel on-edge about their secrets being spilled as to prevent murders. Unfortunately, a murder happened before we could set a plan into action."
"I can vouch for that!" Fart giggled, twinkling his eyelashes.
"But that's only 2 people, we don't really know if both of you are telling the truth. There were 2 people who commited this murder!" Eric pointed out.
"Well what about you? Where were you?" Festro pointed, again shooting out accusing questions.
"I was with Susie!" Eric said.
"So you assisted the murder?" Billy accusingly asked.
"What?!" Eric seemed shocked.
"Well, you said you were with Susie, and we just so happened to find a note from Susie in the waste-basket" Billy told Eric. "Isn't that right, Mary?"
I nodded before pulling the note out of my pocket and placing it on the table.
Everyone gasped, and Susie looked really shocked.
"Oh you didn't think they'd find out you did it, huh?" Festro pointed at Susie.
"N-No! I didn't write a note!" Susie stammered.
"The note was signed by you, though" I told her, showing her the note. Susie looked over the note and shook her head.
"I didn't write this!" Susie insisted.
"Oh yeah, sure, and my eyes aren't white" Billy laughed sarcastically.
"I'm serious!" Susie whined.
"Why'd you kill him?" Dennis asked.
"I didn't!" Susie screamed.
"Your shirt's green, ain't it! You're the one that knocked me out in the library!" Festro pointed at her.
"It wasn't me!" Susie began to cry.
"Okay I'm bored again!" Tanezumi yawned.
"No wait!" Slog tried dancing harder.
"No I don't care, sit down, blow job king" Tanezumi waved him off.
Slog whimpered and sat back down. As soon as he sat down, Tanezumi pressed the red button she was circling earlier. A loud alarm sound went off as 4 large grabbers shot out of the ceiling. The machine arms grabbed Steve, Ramona, Billy, and Dennis. They all screamed as they were carried up to the pillars. As soon as they were on the pillars, the large metal grabbers dropped them. Once on the pillars, the shackles and chains bound themselves around the 4 victims and a machine whirring noise was heard. Slowly, they were being pulled back toward the wall of spikes.
"BILLY!" Slog screamed as his eyes began to tear up.
They all struggled to get out of the trap, but to no avail.
"HELP!" Ramona screamed.
"The only way you're getting out is if they finish this goddamn meeting!" Tanezumi laughed.
"Well we know who did it anyways, it was Susie and Eric helped her, so let's just put them in there!" Festro suggested hastily. "And since Steve and Ramona are pretty useless we can throw them in too"
"FUCK YOU!" Steve screamed from the pillar as he heard what Festro said.
"You know, I think your library story is bogus, Festro" Gweelok told him.
"What?" Festro looked shocked before getting angry. "You callin' me a liar?"
"I ain't callin' you a truther!" Gweelok pointed at him before turning to me. "Mary, remember that recording I showed you on the computer?" he asked me
"Yes" I nodded.
"Well, I listened to it a few times, and I realized I recognized those 2 voices all too well..." Gweelok said.
Everyone at the table gasped.
"W-What do you mean?" Festro looked a bit nervous.
"Blaggle blegh!" Dingle seemed shocked as well.
"Well, little to anyone's knowledge, I set up a recording system on the computer I had been working on..." Gweelok mentioned. "and I heard some things going on in the library"
"Well then you heard me and Guillermo hiding before I got hit on the head!" Festro insisted.
"No, actually, I heard your voice chuckling, and Dingle's voice shushing you." Gweelok stated.
Everyone gasped, including me.
"That was their voices!" I gasped, recalling the recording I heard and matching it with the voices.
Festro looked around nervously. Dingle, however, got angry.
"Blaggle blaggle blegh!" Dingle yelled out.
"I'm not accusing you of anything, I'm saying Festro's story doesn't add up!" Gweelok pointed out.
"Why are you acting so offended?" Dennis shouted the question from the pillar, struggling to try and get out while slowly going toward the spikes.
"Hurry up!" Billy screamed.
"Yeah man! Don't let Pizza Steve die!" Steve sounded worried.
"Listen, I didn't do nothin! That recording is bogus!" Festro pointed out!
"Blaggle blaggle bleggle bleggg!" Dingle shouted angrily, shaking his fists.
"No that couldn't have been Susie and Eric, they were both deep voices, and I would know your voices anywhere! I lived with you guys for a long time!" Gweelok pointed out.
"HURRY UP!" Billy screamed.
We looked up and saw they were dangerously close to the spikes.
"Alright, alright, we have to decide now!" Fart said.
"We're not done discussing!" I panicked. "What if we pick the wrong people?"
"Look, there's 4 people, and we have an idea of who they might be" Mr. Gus told us. "It would logically have to be either Susie and Eric or Dingle and Festro."
Susie panicked and started crying. "No no no! Please I didn't do anything!"
Eric was also pretty distressed. "Come on now!"
"Well it was pretty strange you found that funnel at the bottom of the pool!" Dennis shouted out from the pillar."
"I object I'm not going in!" Festro hissed.
"Blaggle bleehggh!" Dingle began to cry.
"You're making Dingle cry you assholes!" Festro shouted angrily, pointing at Dingle who was sniffling and sobbing. I kind of felt bad, but what other choice do we have?
"I'm sorry, but he's right!" I said. Alot of the others agreed.
"Oh, so you've decided then?" Tanezumi asked us excitedly.
"Yes" Mr. Gus sighed.
We heard a loud, high pitched scream. We looked up and saw Steve was right on the spiked wall. "NONONONONO!" Steve shook his head violently, enough for his sunglasses to fall off.
Tanezumi pressed a button and released them from their chains. "Stop whining, Steve-o!" she laughed. Steve fell over and clutched his chest. So did the others on the pillar.
The big metal grabbers came back to pick them up and bring them back to the meeting table.
"It's been decided!" Tanezumi laughed.
"No it hasn't!" Festro protested as Dingle and Susie sobbed and Eric looked down in distress.
"Follow me to the arena!" she told them.
None of them budged from their spots. Tanezumi just rolled her eyes and pressed a button on the remote she was holding. The metal grabbers came back and grabbed them. "NOOO!" Susie yelped. The metal grabbers stopped them in front of a table.
"Choose your weapons!" Tanezumi instructed them as they looked around at the table full of weapons. Festro grabbed a battle axe, Dingle grabbed a set of sais, Susie grabbed a spiked bat, and Eric grabbed a large blunt sword. As soon as they chose the weapons, they were immediately pushed into the wrestling ring. A large cage immediately shot out over the arena before the cage containing Gornak opened up. Gornak let out a loud roar as he stomped out. The contenders inside screamed as he charged at them. Dingle, Eric, and Susie ran away, but Festro stood there and swung the battle axe at him. He hit Gornak's shoulder, but that didn't really do anything. Gornak brushed it off like as if he just got a little pin prick and punched Festro into the other side of the arena. Festro hit the cage and fell to the ground. Gornak went at the others, who just kept screaming and running away. Gornak was finally able to grab Susie. Once he grabbed Susie, he lifted her off the ground and dangled her over his mouth. She began to scream and cry. "NO LET ME GO NO!"
"LET GO OF HER!" Eric screamed as he charged at the large beast with the sword.
Gornak let out a loud roar and knocked Eric against the cage's wall.
Festro charged at Gornak again only to get smacked into the wall yet again.
"That's it..." Eric hissed before getting up. "You messed with the WRONG BROTHA!"
Eric's hoodie began to rip as he flexed his arms.
"Cupcake!" Uncle Grandpa shouted from his usual spot.
Eric continued to grow in muscles and height as he let out an angry battle cry. Everyone stood in amazement as this transformation took place.
"Prepare to get your shit wrecked!" Eric shouted, his voice was deeper than normal.
"There's Eric's secret!" Tanezumi pointed out before immitating him in a mocking way. "ME MAN HULK!"
Gornak threw Susie and let out a loud yell as he charged at the new, muscular Eric. Susie was thrown into Dingle as they tumbled across the arena together. Eric let out a battle cry as he charged at Gornak with his blunt sword. Gornak and Eric were in a pretty heated fight with lots of punching and kicking involved. Festro continued to try and charge at Gornak only to keep getting hit into the wall.
This went on for a long time, what seemed to be like hours almost. Finally, Eric was able to catch Gornak off guard and chop one of his arm's off. Gornak let out a pained cry as his arm was chopped off.
"Take that you son of a bitch!" Eric cried. He then chopped off Gornak's other arm as the beast let out another pained cry. "And some of this, motha fucka!" Eric shouted as he took Festro's battle axe and impaled it right through Gornak's head. Gornak stopped making noise as his eyes became blank. Eric gripped the battle axe before putting his foot on the alien beast's dead corpse and tugging the weapon out. Eric stood there, blood all over him, with the look of a victorious warrior!
Tanezumi clapped. "Now THAT'S what I call entertainment!" She told us before jumping down from her throne.
"But, now the question is... did you pick the right people?" Tanezumi tilted her head. Everyone's faces turned pale.
"I mean, you didn't even finish your meeting, and there's alot of things left unanswered..." Tanezumi tapped her chin and shook her head.
"Stop fucking around, who's the killer?" Dennis made an angry fist.
"Let's consult with the magic 8 balls!" Tanezumi pulled out 2 magic 8 balls before putting them up to her face.
"So, oh great and mighty but not as mighty as me Magic 8 Balls!" she began to shake them.
"Who murdered our dearest Guillermo?"