A/N: Here's the next chapter of MFFW! Enjoy it!

J.D., Elliot, Keith, and Carla were at work.

Everyone has been so stressed out by their parents; everyone's been staying at the hospital… well except for Turk. I wonder where he is? You know… not that I care or anything.

"Ok, I can NOT take this anymore! We need our parents out of our frikin house!" Elliot shouted.

"I know, but how? We shouldn't hurt their feelings!" Keith said.

"Screw their feelings! This baby will be here soon and I really do not want our bickering parents around!"

"I feel the same way." Carla said. "Turk and I need our parents out immediately."

"Where is Turk anyway?" J.D. asked.

"I have no clue."

(Meanwhile…)

Turk put on his scrubs and prepared to walk out of the door when two arms pulled him into the kitchen.

"What the hell?"

"Hello Turk." Marco said with a smirk.

"Uh hey?"

"Hey bro!" Kevin said.

"Kevin? What's going on here?"

"I think the five of us need to have a little conversation."

Turk looked at Kevin confused. "Five?"

"Yes. Five!"

The light shined on the kitchen table revealing Mrs. Turk and Mrs. Espinosa.

"Oh boy." Turk said.

Both women crossed their arms.

"You can sit down Christopher." Mrs. Espinosa said.

Turk cautiously approached the table, and sat down.

"Well now that you've gotten Carla pregnant, I believe it's in everyone's interest to get married."

"Married?" Turk said in shock.

"Boy don't act like you didn't know this was coming!" Turk's mom shouted. "I can NOT believe that you two are going to be having a baby out of wedlock in the first place!"

"Mom it was an accident! It just sorta happened!"

"What kind of grown adults don't use protection when engaging in sexual activity? Something you also shouldn't be doing outside of wedlock either!"

"Ok mom I get it! It's just one of those mistakes."

Carla's mom examined Turk for a moment. "Drunken sex."

Turk covered his face as his mom's jaw dropped. "DRUNK? Is this true? You drink too?"

"Oh lord why?" Turk said.

"And using the lord's name in vain at that!" Turk's mom continued.

Turk put his head on the table.

Marco was smiling. "Oh I enjoy his torture."

(Meanwhile…)

J.D. was walking down the hallway.

Today I'm treating a patient named Mr. Ferguson. Everyone in this hospital has tried to diagnose him, but no one has been able to figure out what he has!

J.D. entered Mr. Ferguson's room to see another doctor there. She turned around and smiled at him.

Why hello there! Who is this?

"Sorry, did I take your patient?" The doctor asked.

"Oh no it's fine! I don't think we've met before."

"Oh I'm Dr. Kim Briggs." Kim said.

"I'm John Dorian."

"Oh yeah you're J.D.! I've already heard all about you from Elliot!"

Elliot's been talking about me to a cute girl like her? About what?

"Good things I hope?"

"For the most part." Kim said with a smile.

J.D. and Kim shook hands.

Wow she's really friendly. I wonder if she'd be interested in a date?

The two stopped shaking hands and looked at Mr. Ferguson.

"Let's see here Mr. Ferguson, we've seen your stool sample which is mixed with blood, you've been rapidly losing weight lately, and abdominal pain. We still don't know what you have! It's so weird!"

"Hmmm…" Kim said.

J.D. looked at her. Ooh she's in thought! I wonder what disease she'll think it is? She'll probably say Crohn's Disease just like everyone else has. The symptoms are very similar, but none of the medicine works, so it's obviously not that. Oh well Kim, I'll be here to comfort you when you're disappointed it's not that.

"It's probably Ulcerative Colitis." Kim said.

"Huh?" J.D. said looking confused.

"It's a rare disease, but hey that must mean you're special! Sorry you had to find out this way though."

Mr. Ferguson laughed. "Wow! Out of the 20 doctors that have diagnosed me, THAT is actually the first time I've heard someone diagnose me with that!"

J.D. looked at Kim astonished. "Impressive!"

"Just doing my job!" Kim said. "Now I'm going to do a few tests, and then we'll talk some more later ok?"

Mr. Ferguson nodded his head.

"Awesome! Coming Dr. Dorian?"

J.D. just nodded and the two walked out of the room.

"That was amazing! How did you know?"

"Well I like tough medical cases, and when I heard no one had diagnosed him correctly, and I jumped at the chance to help."

"Aw, so it wasn't because we were going to be partners?"

Kim laughed. "Sorry J.D., as cute as you are the choice was only because I got a chance to help."

"Understood." J.D. said. "And I respect that!"

Kim and J.D. continued down the hallway.

Holy crap she thinks I'm cute!

(Meanwhile…)

Elliot and Keith entered their house, and looked around.

"This is a surprise. I expected complete and utter chaos, but it's nothing but peace and quiet!" Elliot said.

"I'm just as surprised as you are!" Keith said.

Elliot and Keith went up the stairs where they heard the shower was on.

They saw Keith's mom's robe on the doorknob.

"Guess she's in the shower! Good I don't need to take her verbal abuse." Elliot said.

Keith shuttered.

"What's wrong?"

"Oh nothing. It's just I had a traumatizing moment when I was 7 when I walked in on my mom naked."

"Eww didn't need to know that Keith!"

"Well sorry!" Keith said.

"It's weird though. As jacked up as my childhood was I can honestly say I didn't have any real traumatizing moments!"

Elliot and Keith walked into their bedroom to see Mrs. Reid and Mr. Dudemeister on top of each other naked. They both looked at Elliot and Keith!

"ELLIOT!" Mrs. Reid said.

"KEITH!" Keith's dad said.

"MOM?"

"DAD?"

All of a sudden the shower in the hallway stopped and Keith's mom ran down the hallway covering herself up with her robe.

"HOLY CRAP MOM!" Keith said. "IT'S LIKE SECOND GRADE ALL OVER AGAIN!"

Mrs. Dudemeister saw Mrs. Reid and Mr. Dudemeister in bed together.

"Honey I can explain!"

"SHUT UP YOU FAT CHEATER!" Keith's mom shouted.

"Calm down you old biddy, it's just sex!" Elliot's mom said.

"You slutty little bitch! You'll pay for this!" Keith's mom shouted.

"I AM NOT A BITCH!" Mrs. Reid shouted.

"Notice how she didn't say she wasn't slutty." Elliot said.

Keith's mom ran over to the bed and ripped off the covers exposing both nude bodies.

"EW GROSS!" Elliot and Keith said looking away.

"You WHORE!" Mrs. Dudemeister said pulling Elliot's mom out of the bed.

Mrs. Reid punched Keith's mom in the face and she fell back dropping her robe.

Keith looked in shock and disgust watching both women grabbing each other's arms and swinging each other into walls. Elliot's mom pushed Keith's mom into the wall knocking a portrait off of the wall.

"Girls! Stop! Please!" Keith's dad shouted.

"Dumb bitch and these fake breasts!" Keith's mom shouted shoving Elliot's mom.

Elliot's mom grabbed the vase off of her daughter's drawer.

"FAKE?"

Mrs. Reid threw the vase at Keith's mom, but she caught it, and threw it back. Elliot's mom ducked, and the vase hit Mr. Dudemeister in the head, knocking him out, and making him roll off of the bed.

"BOBBY!" Both girls shouted and ran towards him.

"Ok, now this might be the traumatizing moment we were talking about." Elliot said.

"Even our baby will probably be traumatized by this." Keith said.

"Don't remind me." Elliot said.

The two stood there for a moment.

"Isn't one of us supposed to call 911 or something?"

Elliot looked at Keith. "We're doctors idiot! We should be able to help!"

"Right!" Keith said. "Stay there, I'll check to make sure he's ok."

"Well I'm not going anywhere!" Elliot said.

Keith smiled and ran to his father when Elliot clutched her stomach.

"Ouch!" Elliot said. "That really hurt!"

(Meanwhile…)

Turk was in his room thinking about what his mother told him.

"Let's, see propose even though I'm not ready for marriage, or don't propose and face hell from both my family and Carla's? I hate this so much! It almost turns me off sex! Almost."

There was a knock on Turk's door.

"It's open!"

Turk's mom came in. "Hey."

"Hey."

Turk's mom sat beside him. "You know I'm not mad at you right?"

"That was not obvious a couple of hours ago!"

"I'm sorry! It's just that I was so surprised about this pregnancy!"

"I know it wasn't planned to happen."

"Are you even ready to be a father?"

"No."

"How long has she been pregnant?"

Turk thought about it for a moment. "I'd say for about a month now."

"Well you've got 8 months left. You know you don't have to marry her if you don't want to. You're a grown man after all. Just know I'll be here if you need me."

Turk smiled. "Thanks mom."

Turk's mom smiled and gave him a hug.

"Who knows though, marriage may be a possibility in the future."

Turk's mom looked at him surprised. "Oh? And why do you say that?"

"Well…. Carla and I kissed last week."

"WHAT? And I missed it?"

"Well you were arguing with Carla's mom so… yeah."

"Oh I'm so happy for you! You know, it'd be best for the baby to have both of his or her parents around."

"Yeah I know… and it will be a he! The Turks do NOT have girls!"

Turk's mom laughed. "I don't know! You may be the first!"

"Yeah we'll see!" Turk said.

He and his mom started laughing.

(Meanwhile…)

J.D. and Kim walked back into Mr. Ferguson's room.

"Well sir, you have Ulcerative Colitis." Kim said.

"I do!" Mr. Ferguson said excited.

"I've never seen someone so excited to have a disease before!" J.D. said.

"Well I've been in this hospital for months, so I'm glad that I finally know what I have you know?"

J.D. nodded. "Yeah I know."

J.D. looked over at Kim and smiled.

"Ok, so here's what's going to happen, we need to induce the remission of the disease first, and then we're going to have to make sure that the disease won't go into relapse, so it's going to be a long process."

Mr. Ferguson shrugged. "As long as it's curable!"

Kim smiled. "That's the attitude I like to see! First we're going to give you some aminosalicylates and corticosteroids. That should start the remission. Then over the next couple of weeks if needed, we'll give you some PCP."

Kim is so awesome. I just love when everything starts to fall into place.

Turk was in his apartment when Carla entered in.

"Hey! So how did everything go?"

"It was… an interesting day to say the least."

"Well I can make you some brinner. Will that make you feel better?"

Turk laughed. "I do love me some brinner!"

Carla smiled and began to walk into the kitchen when Turk stopped her.

"How about I cook dinner this time?"

Carla smiled. "You sure?"

"I'm positive."

"Well ok!" Carla said.

She sat down on the couch and Turk went into the kitchen. Turk and Carla's parents were peeking from the bedroom.

"It's working!" The women said excitedly.

When everything falls into place, nothing can go wrong!

Keith was watching the paramedics take his father out of the bedroom unconscious.

"Well this was an interesting day don't you think babe?"

Keith looked to see Elliot on the floor.

"Babe!" Keith ran over to Elliot.

"My water broke! This baby is coming. NOW!"

"Oh no! Oh no! OH NO!" Keith shouted.

Keith's mother ran over to Elliot. "Oh lord you've got fluid on the carpet!"

"SHUT UP MOM!" Keith got up. "PARAMEDICS! WAIT!"

"FRIK!" Elliot shouted at the top of her lungs.

A/N: And that is it for this chapter guys! Lol this was probably the funniest one yet! And it's now time for Elliot to have her baby! What will happen? You'll find out next update! See you then!