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"You realize this is a case we're working on?" Charlie screamed at us. He was met with four unaffected stares from around the table. I rolled my eyes, briefly meeting Edward's eyes before looking back to my raging father.
"In a case you have to do things. Work towards a common goal. Right?" Charlie's hands slammed onto the conference table. I lifted an eyebrow as Tanya nodded eagerly. I had suspicions that they were sleeping together, but with the way they were acting together they could have just handed over the used condom. Tanya watched my father walk around with lust showing clearly in her eyes.
Maybe that's why we haven't seen that much of Charlie.
I curled a lip at Tanya. That bitch was nasty. Charlie was old enough to be her father. I should know!
"Are you two sleeping together?" I asked, unknowingly cutting of one of Charlie's bogus rants. My eyes darted between Tanya and Charlie.
"Uh… Um…"
"No, wait!" Jasper yelled in the almost silent room. "Is this really fair of you, Bella? There is a question that I know we are all dying to ask in here, now."
"What the hell are you talking about?" Edward asked Jazz.
Tyler scratched the back of his head. "I have no questions, actually…"
"Jasper please-" Charlie held up a hand and Jasper shot up out of his chair pointing a finger at me.
"Are you two sleeping together?"
"Charlie and I?" I wrinkled my nose, pointing at my chest.
"No." He pointed behind him at Edward who cocked his head to the side.
"Edward. Are Edward and I sleeping together?" I furrowed my eyebrows at the stupidity floating around in the room. "Yes. Yes we are." I shrugged.
"I don't want to discuss this-" Charlie said, his face beet red.
"Dude, he's been banging your daughter for at least a century. You gotta' learn to let things go." A grabbed Jazz's hand, pulling him into the chair next to me, when he was seated I smacked the back of his head.
"What are you smoking?" I hissed at him.
"Are you trying to make a mockery of me?" Charlie boomed. "All of you sit down and shut the hell up." I looked around in confusion seeing as we were all sitting and fairly quiet at the moment.
"Is something funny, Isabella?"
"Of course not." I pursed my lips together to contain my laugh and instead failed miserably.
"Damn it. Focus! Talking to you people is like talking to a group of ADHD third graders."
Tyler looked around the table. "What does he mean 'you people'?" The table burst into laughter at Tyler's offended tone.
"Shut up or you're all fired. On the spot." I bit my lip to reign in my laughter. "You need to focus." Charlie snapped.
"What is it that you want us to do?"
"You need to get in with Alistair, hell… fuck him! It seems to be your thing. Fucking those involved in your cases."
"We aren't going to let that go…" I sighed. "You're fucking Tanya!"
"Language…" Jazz sighed.
"You don't know that." Tanya rolled her eyes.
"I found the condom, yesterday…" I lied awkwardly; Edward pursed his lips at me. The room went silent and Tanya stared holes into the ground while Charlie looked at Edward like he was a second away from smacking him.
Who the fuck knows why…
"Eww…" Jasper squealed. I chuckled and turned burying my face into Edward's shoulder shielding my face.
"This is not the place for personal matters."
"Why not? Everyone in here is either related to or sleeping with someone else in this room." Jasper shrugged before looking at Tyler.
"Why are you looking at me? You don't know that I haven't slept with anyone in this room."
"You worked a case with Bella didn't you?" Charlie asked nodding.
"I have worked a case with Bella." He said suggestively, I leaned over Jasper and punched his shoulder.
What An ass…
"How much time did you want Al and I to spend together?"
"Let's say at least once a day… You could make it during work hours too." Charlie said eagerly diverting the topic away from my sex life.
"Does that mean one of us will have to escort her?" Tyler nodded.
"No, you'll be going in alone." Charlie said to me. "You should probably leave soon…" I looked down at myself. I was dressed in black slacks and a fitted button up. It was basically the feminine version of what every guy in this room was wearing and I looked like shit.
"I can't leave soon. I look like shit." Charlie cast a look at Tanya who was sitting at the head of the table. She looked up from her phone curiously.
"Uh… Yes?" He pointedly looked her up and down and she looked down at her own outfit.
Hell no.
"I can go home and change real quick-" Charlie held up a hand, shaking his head.
"No. Switch with Tanya, you all should be around the same size." I looked at her too tight shirt and lifted an eyebrow.
"Look Dad, If Tanya can barely fit into the skirt how the hell am I supposed to fit into it?"
"It's not tight it's fitted." Tanya said rolling her neck.
"Listen, 'fitted' and made to fit a ten year old, are two different things." I shook my head. "They don't go hand in hand."
"Don't forget that you're under me now." I bit my tongue on the insult, going with something a bit more classy.
"Shut up."
"Mature."
"Thanks." I winked at her.
"Switch now. You don't have time to bicker or go home or whatever. Just change." He shoo'ed us out of the room and three minutes later I found myself standing directly in front of Tanya in the family bathroom.
"We should change." I started.
She whipped her shirt over her head, "Fine. Get naked."
I covered my clothed chest with a horrified gasp. "I don't know how safe my virginity would be if I were to get naked in front of you." She threw her shirt at me with a growl.
I peeled off my shirt awkwardly before tugging on hers and shedding my pants. "You haven't been a virgin in like thirty years." I rolled my eyes.
"Yeah, I was a really fucking promiscuous kindergartener." I pulled on her tight ass skirt. "I was a hit on the playground though." I felt gross in her clothing and squirmed around in the skirt.
"Stop moving, you look like you have a nervous tick."
"I am nervous. I can feel your array of STD's seeping onto me from your clothes." She rolled her eyes and strutted out of the room in my clothes. Tanya's sparkly ass skirt was clinging to my ass and the thin shirt was stretched across my breasts.
Fuck me…
I left the bathroom, fluffing out my hair as I re-entered the conference room and took my seat next to Edward.
"Nice." He chuckled in my ear, throwing his arm over the back of my chair.
"I think Al will like it." I shrugged, messing with him. His jaw ticked and Charlie spun on me.
"Why the hell are you sitting down? Get out of here."
"Pushy…" I groaned, I leaned over and gave Edward a quick kiss before leaving the room.
"Here-" Emmett stopped me in the hallway handing me a pair of car keys and a pouch. "Your rings and Rosie's car keys. We changed the plates, so you'll be alright if they come looking for you. You'll also need to leave the car at the hotel when you are finished with Al. Just a precaution." He shrugged and laughed when he looked down at my skirt.
"I know…"
"That's worse than the dress you wore to the party!" He laughed.
"I know." I tossed the keys into the air before catching them. "I've gotta go before Charlie hangs me from the light." He moved to the side letting me pass. My phone rang as I slid into Rosalie's Mazda.
"If you mess up my baby, I will kill you."
I laughed at Rose. "You should stick to your forensics honey. Let me work on the threats." There was a huff through the phone and a little scream.
"I'm dead serious." I rolled my eyes and zoomed out of the parking lot.
"I have to go, I almost hit a mailbox a while back so…" My phone dinged with the sound of a call disconnecting. I pulled my 'work' phone out of my purse connecting it to Rosalie's Bluetooth and calling Alistair.
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey." I crooned into the phone, zooming through traffic.
"Well hello gorgeous! How are you today?"
"Fine and you?"
"Great now that I'm speaking to you." I rolled my eyes and dodged past cars.
"Well, I was thinking…" I trailed off.
"Yes?"
"Would it be okay if I dropped by?" Alistair cleared his throat over the phone and I slowed as I turned onto the little opening of his house.
"Um… Yeah. That should be fine." He nodded and I smirked.
"Great." I rang the buzzer on the outside of his gate. "That's me."
"Alfonzo! Go let beautiful Bella in." I squirmed in my seat, wishing he'd climb out of my ass for just a few minutes. The gate slid open revealing the Gerandy Estate and I rolled on in.
I parked my car in the driveway at Alfonzo's direction, he waited by my door as I left the car and climbed in after me with out a word. I walked to the door and took a deep breath as I entered the house.
"Al?" I called, Felix came around the corner. His face was still fucked up, and his nose was crooked. He scowled at me but otherwise left me alone.
"His office is down there." I pointed down the hallway and I started down it. Stopping when I saw Alistair sitting over some paperwork.
"Hey." I smiled brightly and my stomach flipped as I leaned down to kiss his cheek. He turned in his chair and looked me up and down.
"You look…" He lifted an eyebrow and the corner of his mouth pulled up. "great…" I gave a little twirl and rolled my eyes.
"I'm glad you like it." I beamed. Next thing I knew I was knocked off of my feet, landing in his lap. It took everything I had not to scold him for manhandling me like that.
"Mmmm… You smell great." I smiled and he pressed an awkward kiss to my lips.
Ugh…
"Thank you," He buried his nose in my hair, his hand massaging my thigh.
"I forgot to tell you," He played in my hair. "You were great at my poker game. Everything you said was just…" He smacked a kiss onto my cheek. "I want your advice." My eyebrows shot into my hair.
"About…"
"Felix is one of my best men… I'm not sure sending him in is the best-"
"If he's your best man then shouldn't we trust him not to turn against you?"
"I was just thinking that sending in one of our new guys could get the job done." I shook my head.
"Do you think they are clear on where their loyalties lay? I think if you send them in it'd be a bad choice." I rushed out, his eyes searched mine and his hand tightened on my leg.
"I want to send out that Eddie kid." I maintained my composure… barely.
"Why?"
"He rubs me the wrong way. I have a feeling he's interested in my woman." He lifted an eyebrow and I frowned.
"Really?" He nodded. "Well… I know who I'm with so it's not that big of a deal." I shook my head and tossed my arm over his shoulders snuggling into him. I played with the buttons on his shirt and tried not to clam up at our proximity.
"You sure?" His hand flew to my chin and he pulled my head up to look him in the eye. I plastered on my most loving and sincere look.
"Positive." He kissed me gently and tried to slip me some tongue. I cringed and half fell off of his lap.
"What the hell?"
"I'm sorry, I don't like tongues…" I scooted back into his lap and wiped off my mouth when he wasn't looking.
Fucking nasty…
He gave me a weird look and I sighed. "Sorry…" He snapped his mouth closed and I groaned.
"Look so, you kind of came at a bad time." And you couldn't tell me this before trying to give me a lung exam with your tongue?
Loud voices boomed through the mansion soon after he spoke. "You can stay if you'd like but we won't be doing much… Er… That you can be involved in." I nodded and shrugged.
"That's fine, as long as we're together." He smiled and kissed my temple. The door to his office slammed open and hit the wall with a crash causing me to pop out of Al's lap.
"How dare you? You want to come into my business and fuck things up? I don't think so!" An overweight man yelled from the doorway, two big guys flanked him.
"Sylvy, let's calm down." Alistair said standing up and holding his hands in front of him.
"You were going to squeeze into my crew? So that the boss can off me? I don't think so." Alistair's expression was calm but there was a storm brewing behind his eyes. My eyes darted between the men as I tried to recall where I had heard of Sylvy from. I gasped as I realized he was a leader of the grand theft auto division of the Seattle mob.
Sylvester Miata, 52, his story for the FBI was that he was on disability for being overweight, which would be how he got the shit load of money.
Disability my ass.
Santiago appeared behind Sylvester and three guns were drawn and cocked before I could blink. Alistair's stony look was still intact as he held the gun up to Sylvester. Sylvester however was empty handed; his two henchmen had their guns trained on Alistair.
"Santiago you are a dead man." Al growled over the men's shoulders.
"Now fellas look, we have a lady present. Shouldn't we at least excuse her?" Alfonzo's calm voice rang out as he pushed through the crowd in the doorway. Alfonzo's gun was down at his side, but out in plain sight. The three men stepped out of the doorway and Alfonzo gave me a pointed look telling me to get the fuck out.
"I'll call you…" I stuttered out before grabbing my purse. I stuck my hand in into it as I laughed grabbing the adhesive bug and running into the henchman on the left of Sylvester. I mock steadied myself, gripping his waist, inside of his jacket, and planting the bug on him.
"I'm so sorry…" I shrieked, the henchman paid me no mind, shoving me along as I left. I clutched my purse tightly until I was out of the house just to keep up appearance. Sure, Sylvester's presence had been a shock but in this field of business there's no time to panic or be afraid. I sighed and climbed into my car, turning on the mirror and calling Jasper.
"Well, this call came quite early… You know since you are supposed to be with Al."
"I planted the sticky bug on a henchman… They got into an argument, Gerandy and some guy from Seattle but the bug should have gotten everything." There was a chuckle on his end.
"Good girl, I'm proud of you!"
"Yeah, I know… I'm pretty great."
"Belly-pie, if we get enough info to stop this heist shit we can put all of these fuckers away for a long time." My eyes flickered from the road to the mirror as we spoke.
"I know. Will you come and get me from the Marriot?"
Jazz groaned, "I was about to take a nap… Get Edward to do it!"
"Alistair is worried about 'this Eddie kid' and I really don't want to fuck things up for either of us." Jasper groaned and his image blurred as he sat up and moved around.
"Fine, I'll be there in ten, head up to your room and I'll call you when I'm on my way."
"Thanks, dearest."
"Yeah yeah…" His image shut off and I was looking at myself. I pulled into the Marriot and left Rosie's car before heading through the Marriot lobby and stopping to make sure I was seen there in case Gerandy asked. I went into the room and collapsed onto the bed, reveling in the silence of the room.
I might have to come here more often.
I blinked sleepily twice before falling into a heavy sleep. I was awoken what felt like a minute later as ice cubes were placed on my bare stomach.
"Agh!" I shot up to see Jasper holding the ice bucket. "What are you doing?" He shrugged.
"Who knows… Just come on." He turned and his phone beeped loudly. His goofy smile dropped and I frowned.
"What's wrong?"
"Alfonzo is in the hospital… Looks like Seattle got the best of him…"
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