It was a cold grey day, the wind was whistling through the trees and the rain poured incessantly. The miserable weather reflected Rose's miserable mood, and the reason for this was simple.
The Doctor. The Doctor was everything, the reason to this misery, and the solution, should it ever come along.
And one day, in the near future, it did.
It was naught but twelve days after Rose Tyler's twenty sixth birthday, when, still living in the same depressing flat and same depressing life, the Doctor arrived in the TARDIS, despite the impossibility of it. The sun shone, the birds sang, and all those other revolting cliches came to life. She threw of her miserable mood, brightened her temperament, and was immediately outside.
"Doctor, are you back, or is it another hologram?" Rose asked tentatively.
"Yes, it's me." The Doctor seemed sad for some reason. Rose looked up at him, suprised.
"Why are you so sad, Doctor?"
"You know I said I had lost all my family, all my race, my planet, everything? Well I tried to trace any other family members I had in the Universe at all related to me. Once in my first regeneration I was a bit wild and wayward before I matured. I had a relationship with a young Earth woman. We had a child, but I ran away in my TARDIS. The baby we had created was a mutation, a mix of species, it was so hideous that she was tempted to release it into the wild, and let it roam free, but the social services were a bit concerned, and decided to send the child to a special centre for extremely ugly people. Rose, you were that child!" the Doctor explained.
"What?! But I have a mother and a father!"
"No, you just think you do! I brainwashed a random couple, gave them appropriate mind, and they took you in and believe that you were their own. Ahahahaheheheheh!"
The Doctor laughed at Rose, then ran away from the hideous beast, which was yelling "DADDY!" He opened a cupboard to shove Rose into, but it contained a Wirrn. The Wirrn screamed, and decided to destroy the one that revealed it's hidey-hole. It took a flamethrower and incinerated the perpetrator of this horrible crime, the Ultimate Sil. The Ultimate Sil screamed and self destructed, and the Wirrn, realising it's mistake hit Rose over the head instead. The Doctor ran away as Rose got nogginbashed by an angry insect wearing a flowery apron.
"It's been a while since I was out of the cupboard," the Wirrn said to Rose, as her sightless eyes stared at the cloudless sky.
Ahahahaheheheheh!