20 ways to annoy Umbridge
1. Crown her queen of the toads
2. Tell her filch and her make lovely couple
3. Knock her out put a ribbon round her and give her to Voldemort
4. Set her up on a date with Trevor
5. Claim you saw her eating a first year
6. Tell her she's an uglier version of a troll
7. Question her relationship with fudge
8. Tell her fudge is a complete moron
9. Pay the Weasley twins to stalk her
10. Smash all her kitten plates
11. Set professor Mcgonagall on her
12. Make her use a blood quill
13. Turn up to detention wearing a T-shirt saying death eater and proud of it
14. Use her as a tennis ball for fluffy
15 ask her if she gets dressed in darkness
16. Ban anything pink
17. Get the house elves to serve her frog spawn
18. Frame her for a crime you committed
19. Make Hagrid her boss
20. Try to feed her to a pack of hungry werewolves
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