Chapter 21!
Hyuufai: I apologize for not updating in a month. It's school you know?
Gray: Yeah...
Hyuufai: Now Mokona!
Mokona: Disclaimer! xxxHOLiC and Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle do not belong to the author(s) of this story.
Watanuki: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SOUND LIKE A ROBOT READING FROM A SCRIPT!
Mokona: WATANUKI! WATANUKI! Guess what?
Watanuki: You were reading that from a script weren't you?
Mokona: Yup!
Watanuki: GRAH!
Hyuufai: Calm down!
Gray: Yeah!
Doumeki: *Gets close to Watanuki*
Watanuki: What the hell?
Doumeki: *Gets even closer to Watanuki*
Watanuki: G-get a-way! *Blushes*
Hyuufai: So..are we going to get to the dares or not?
Syaoran: Hyuufai, you are the author remember?
Hyuufai: Right! Thanks Syaoran!
Syaoran: I'll read the dares.
Gray: Go! go! go!
Hyuufai: Wait!
Gray: Whut?
Hyuufai: I want to try something new..
Gray: Which is?
Hyuufai: Oh you will see..
Syaoran: here are the dares from...Flowing Breeze.
Yuuko: I dare you to kiss Kurogane and go upstairs to "play"...if you know what I mean.
Watanuki: I dare you to Run around on one leg *through the whole chapter* wearing a bunny outfit screaming "Bloom abruptly! Dance abruptly!", while _ thrusting (Yes, run around and thrust)
Sakura: I dare you to kill Kurogane. ^_^
Doumeki: I dare you to pole dance.
Syaoran: I dare you to copy everything Fai does
Fai: I dare you to swing from a lamp and act like a monkey.
Mokonas: I dare you to read the "Holy Hand Grenade" thingie outloud.
Syaoran: and here are the dares from....
Hm. . .this is weird reading a script-like story, (especially when I am used to regular story plot and details), but it's random in a nice way. ^-^ It's interesting what ideas people come up with for dares. (though they're kinda stupid). Um, So here goes nothing:
Watanuki: *I am very sorry about this* Um, has to give Doumeki a lap dance--in a leotard. Oh, but to make up for it, he can choose the song.
Doumeki: Um, lets see. . .If Watanuki tries to run away, you have a right to hold him down onto your lap for the rest of the chapter.
Himawari; Um, I can't think of anything for her so the authors can choose your punishme-I mean dare. (XD)
Kohane: Go on a sugar rush.
Haruka: Sneak in there without anyone noticing and switch places with Doumeki in a random part of the chapter, give only faint hints that you are there and see if anyone notices
Kurogane: if you yell or say anything in anguish, you have to say it in Spanish. If you don't know how to say it in that language, you have to keep silent no matter what, (no help from the white mokona either).
Ame-warashi and Zashiki-warashi: try to act like other for the rest of the chapter
Fai: Wear a dress, (make up and high-heels as well) and irritate Kurogane as much as possible.
Yuko: Dress like a school girl and become Watanuki's servant.
Sincerely,
Hyuufai: *grins evily* So, who wants to go first?
All: *at the same time* uh....NOT ME!
Gray: How about Syaoran and Sakura go first since they only have 1 dare each.
Hyuufai: I'm going to get mixed up. So...
All: So?
Hyuufai: We are going in order so Yuko you are up!
Gray: This isn't baseball season is it?
Hyuufai: I don't know when baseball season is...
Gray: *slaps hand with palm*
Yuko: *goes near Kurogane and is about to kiss him*
Kurogane: *gets away from Yuko*
Yuko: Kiss me or else!
Kurogane: *Thoughts* spanish.. How the hell will I know spanish when I am japanese? Um..let's see.. What are those soap opera's that Fai always watches everyday.. um ok here goes nothing..
Fai: Kurgy-pie?
Syaoran: Kurgy-pie?
Kurogane: Maldita!
Hyuufai: Oh wow..
Yuko: It's something bad right?
Hyuufai: *Nods*
Gray: What did he say?
Hyuufai: A bad word..
Gray: Which one?
Hyuufai: I don't know exactly..
Gray: Oh.I thought you spoke Spanish.
Hyuufai: I do!
Fai: Kurgy I'm rooting for you!
Syaoran: Kurgy I'm rooting for you!
Kurogane: Estupido Idiota!!
Fai: You too!
Syaoran: You too!
Watanuki: I don't think that what he meant...
Kurogane and Yuko: *left*
Himawari: Shouldn't we be worried?
Ame-Warashi: Nah!
Watanuki:*Wearing a bunny outfit* Bloom abruptly! Dance abruptly! *Thrusting and is on one leg*
Doumeki: Very sexy...
Watanuki: *Blushed* Bloom abruptly! Dance abruptly!
*Yuko and Kurogane return*
Black Mokona: HEHE! How was it! *Rubs hands together*
Yuko and Kurogane: Beh.
Sakura: I have to kill...
Syaoran: Uh Sakura-hime...
Sakura: It's okay Syao it isn't your fault.
Syaoran: I know and good luck.
Sakura: Thanks.*Walks up to Kurogane*
Kurogane: Eh?
Sakura: Sorry Kurogane-san! *stabs him with a knife*
Kurogane:*Falls*
Sakura: W-what d-did I just do?
Fai: *Feels Kurogane's pulse and looks down* He's dead...
Syaoran: *feels Kurogane's pulse and looks down* He's dead...
Sakura: Fai-san?
Fai: *Smiles a sad smile* Don't worry about it Sakura-chan!
Syaoran: *Smiles a sad smile* Don't worry about it Sakura-hime, i mean Sakura-chan!
Kurogane: I can see throught that fake smile!
Fai: Hiya...
Syaoran: Hiya...
Watanuki: SO FREAKIN' TIRED!
Doumeki: You were only doing that for fifteen minutes.
Watanuki: *Keeps doing that*
Doumeki: *looks at the pole and sighs*
Haruka: *Pole dances*
*A group of Fangirls faint at the same time*
Gray: That's just plain weird!
Hyuufai: I know! I wouldn't even faint for that.
Gray: Yeah you would.
Hyuufai: I'm not perverted!
Fai: *Swing from a lamp like a monkey and kicks Kurogane*
Syaoran:*Swings from a lamp like a monkey and kicks Kurogane*
Gray: Mokona your turn!
Mokona: Apologies to all.. Sorry Flowing breeze.. I have lost the Holy hand grenade thingy.
Hyuufai: You mean YOU didn't memorize it!
Mokona: *Hops away*
Gray: How dissapointing...
Watanuki: THE HELL?! IN A FRICKEN LEOTARD?!!
Gray: How would Watanuki look in a leotard? *Thinking hard*
Hyuufai: He would have to look good since he has such a slender type body.
Gray: A wha?
Haruka: Ready?
Watanuki: *In a leotard*
Hyuufai: HAHA!
Gray: Hahahahhahahahahha!
Watanuki: *Blushed* SHUT UP!
Doumeki: okay...
Watanuki: *Lap danced on Doumeki with no song*
Black mokona: Party killer!
Watanuki: OH SHUT IT!
Ame-warashi: *Blushed*
Zashiki: OH STOP WITH THE BLUSHING! IT'S SO ANNOYING!!!
Gray: Himawari!!!
Himawari: ?
Gray: YOU MUST GIVE ME A FOOT MASSAGE!
Himawari: OK...
Hyuufai: Have fun!
*Hours later*
Gray: I Am soooo relaxed...
Kohane:*Jumps up and down and runs around the house really fast*
Ame-warashi: Is she ok?
Zashiki: OF COURSE SHE IS NOT!
Kohane: MORE CANDY! I NEED MORE!!!!!!!
Sakura: . . . uh...
Fai: *Wearing a dress and high heels*
Syaoran: *Wearing a dress and high heels*
Kurogane: Ridiculo! Los dos!
Sakura: Syaoran...
Fai: KYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAY *Jumps up and down around Kurogane*
Syaoran: KYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAY *Jumps up and down around Kurogane*
Kurogane: GRRR!!!
Gray: I think that did the trick!
Yuko: *Dressed like a school girl*
Haruka: Have you seen my gr..
Watanuki: Your wha?
Sakura: Granny panties?
Fai: Green jammies?
Syaoran: Green jammies?
Ame-warashi: Great jellybeans?
Zashiki: Great amounts of blood?
Doumeki: Grandson?
Haruka: That was it!
Doumeki: Oops!
Watanuki: Huh? So all this time?
Haruka: And you didn't know..
Doumeki: That we switched places?
Hyuufai: I'm glad that Haruka's here because he is handsome.
Gray: Doumeki and Haruka look exactly the same!
Yuko: Master Watanuki?
Watanuki: HEHEHEHE! Payback time!
*Minutes later*
Yuko: *brings two trays full of food and sake*
Watanuki: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Gray: He went nuts!
Hyuufai: Yup!
Gray: SO what now...
Hyuufai: I apologize if this seemed rushed..
Gray: Next update will be..
Hyuufai: As soon as possible. Depends really.
Haruka: Send in more dares!
End of chapter.